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Old November 16, 2012, 11:25 AM
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Why don't you directly say that in one word... Begging
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Old November 16, 2012, 11:30 AM
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Why don't you directly say that in one word... Begging
Perhaps I should have.

So many bhikkuks in our country. We should be experts at successfully begging for wickets.
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Old November 16, 2012, 01:02 PM
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Well, albeit Naeem our batters have shown how to miss an inevitable test century. Even after fourth day still dropping lollies measure expensive.
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Old November 16, 2012, 03:21 PM
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At the precise moment of release of the ball, every BD player in the line of batsman's vision should flash the batsman( by lifting their top that is). If that doesn't work mooning it is (all at once). Witnessing such horrific sights the batsman is bound to scream and run towards the pavilion. This synchronized effort might mentally scar the batsman for life.
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Old November 16, 2012, 04:05 PM
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How about asking the opposition batsmen nicely?

"Hey mister! Would you be so kind as to not attempt a stroke next ball? I would really like to get your wicket. It would be such an extraordinary honor. Besides, my entire existence, that of my family, indeed my nation, depends on it. Have mercy on us. Take pity. I am appealing to you most humbly, kind sir, to gift your wicket to me. It would be a most magnanimous gesture. I, my family, my teammates, the fans, indeed the whole nation, would be ever so grateful. We won't ever forget your sacrifice. We will sing songs about you for millennia. We will give you honorary citizenship. We will name streets, airports, hotels, lakes, hills, districts and divisions after you. Please, kind sir. Grant us this wish."

Which batsman could deny us this favour if asked nicely.

Job done.
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Old November 22, 2012, 10:24 AM
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Too easy. Dont listen to mushy and apply his plan upside down. Loll
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Old November 22, 2012, 10:33 AM
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Too easy. Infiltrate other teams with Bangalis and wait and watch. Not only wickets will come to your feet, it will come in abundance.

Flat track, Highway to shodorghat, bouncy pitch, doesn't matter.
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Old November 22, 2012, 10:34 AM
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Get the batsmen drunk during drinks break. Mix the water with alcohol and batsmen will make your task easy
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Old November 22, 2012, 10:51 AM
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Give them some Bangladeshi Rum. They'll keep puking
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Old November 22, 2012, 02:12 PM
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Ananto Jalil chhara upay nai.

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Old November 22, 2012, 02:14 PM
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Old November 22, 2012, 06:40 PM
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We need to set up an Akram khan interview on the pitch. His weight is bound to crack the surface further and help our spinners.
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Old November 22, 2012, 11:31 PM
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The begging technique doesn't work on Sehwag:

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By Sehwag
"Yeh bowling kar raha hai ya bheekh maang raha hai? [Is he bowling or begging?]"
To Pakistan close-in fielders after Shoaib Akhtar's continuous sledging, asking Sehwag to hook. Even Shoaib's team-mates couldn't keep from laughing. Multan, 2003-04
http://www.espncricinfo.com/india/content/current/story/592425.html
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Old November 22, 2012, 11:38 PM
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Hold every training camp in high altitude. Fly the team to Nepal maybe. That way it builds up our bowlers' endurance and allows them to come hard at the batsmen during the whole day sans any hint of lethargy.
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Old November 23, 2012, 01:32 AM
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Removing Mushy from captaincy might help too so that at least the slip fielder placement can be done right for once
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Old November 23, 2012, 03:12 AM
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We need this man Ananto Jalil pom Gana. Heard he worked with amader ex bowling coach while he was in the Gana U19 team.

ভাই এইখানে জলিল ভাইরে টানার কি দরকার , সে একটু বোকা বলে সবাই তারে নিয়া যা স্টার্ট করল এখন দেখলে রা ভাল লাগে না ...
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Old November 23, 2012, 03:14 AM
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ভাই এইখানে জলিল ভাইরে টানার কি দরকার , সে একটু বোকা বলে সবাই তারে নিয়া যা স্টার্ট করল এখন দেখলে রা ভাল লাগে না ...
ki ato boro aspordha he is better than anybody else
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Old November 23, 2012, 03:15 AM
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বাংলাদেশ দল এখন ওয়েস্টইন্দিস এর খেলোয়াড় দের গায়ে বল ছুরে ইঞ্জুর করে দিলে তারা ব্যাটিং করা অফ করবে নইলে ওদের কোন মতে আউট করা যাবে না ।
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Old November 23, 2012, 03:26 AM
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Going with a bowler short, Beg for wickets now....
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Old November 23, 2012, 03:54 AM
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Going with a bowler short, Beg for wickets now....
Even one of our bowlers has turned into a batsman...LOL. We are doomed. Let's play with 11 batsmen in the future.
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Old November 23, 2012, 04:09 AM
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We could sue WI for a harassment case against our bowlers. Maybe the threat of legal action will prompt them to gift their wickets
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Old November 23, 2012, 04:19 AM
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Not play...simple.
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Old November 23, 2012, 04:36 AM
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By one on ebay - there are some great Black Friday deals. Not like the other Black Friday happening at Khulna.
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Old November 23, 2012, 09:52 AM
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Have frequent strikes/hartals in Khulna and poison Gayle's mind with ideas of insurgency. If we can instigate him enough to start another rebellion, then maybe WI will be forced to send a 3rd string team like they did in 09 --
DM Richards, OJ Phillips, TM Dowlin, RO Hinds, FL Reifer, DE Bernard, DJG Sammy, CAK Walton, RA Austin, TL Best, KAJ Roach
Our bowlers already proved they're capable of taking these wickets...Now how our batsmen will fare against their bowlers, that's a different topic
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Old November 25, 2012, 10:19 AM
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ki ato boro aspordha he is better than anybody else
After all she akhon Bangladesh number 1 hero , ar mediar shobchaite jonopriow manush . ,
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