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  #126  
Old November 20, 2012, 02:54 AM
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Looks like y'all mix with the wrong kind of 'aunties/uncles' or parents.
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Old November 20, 2012, 03:07 AM
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The uporwalas sees all knows all.
.. and tarpor ?

Yes , tar ar kuno por nai.
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Old November 20, 2012, 03:10 AM
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As a repeat divorcee whose love marriages failed not because of lack of sustained love and other factors but because they weren't arranged and the issue of virginity wasn't an issue, I now want a virgin whose virginity isn't just sexual, but also psychosomatic and sociopolitical. Her favorite drink must be either Virgin Cola or Virgin Orange. Studies have shown that Virgin Lemon will inevitably lead to a state of total existential corruption. She must also insist on flying Virgin Airlines, buy music published only by Virgin Records, and settle in Virginia.
You forgot ... her Dad must be Richard Branson!
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Old November 20, 2012, 03:13 AM
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I forgot to mention that the girl has to be 5ft 10" or above. How can a 6ft guy like myself marry a shortie, eh ?


Awaiting the idumb's comments on this now. How I am being heightist for not liking short girls, maybe ? How I am a perv and like girl's legs and that's why want a tall girl ?
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Old November 20, 2012, 03:25 AM
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^ Lets not do this. You were hardly called out for being an any sort of "ist" rather a ... I'd rather not say.
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Old November 20, 2012, 03:33 AM
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I think this is where Crisis should "reveal" himself by a key, political maneuver of drastic name change?
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Old November 20, 2012, 03:39 AM
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Sis(y)cri..?

Ironic how his username matches his "situation" in Bride-Hunting Mission in BD. I mean 7 chicks in! 10 days, and no luck! Talk abou crisis!
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Old November 20, 2012, 03:41 AM
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I forgot to mention that the girl has to be 5ft 10" or above. How can a 6ft guy like myself marry a shortie, eh ?


Awaiting the idumb's comments on this now. How I am being heightist for not liking short girls, maybe ? How I am a perv and like girl's legs and that's why want a tall girl ?
Please don't play the "poor me, I am the victim" card. Regardless of your intentions you have used some very poor choice of words that doesn't really put you in a good light.

Everyone makes mistakes.

If you think you were wrong. Admit it and everyone moves on.
If you are sticking with what you said - you rightfully deserve to be ridiculed. IMO.
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Old November 20, 2012, 03:43 AM
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Another awesome call right above. You people are on a roll.
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Old November 20, 2012, 03:43 AM
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.. and tarpor ?

Yes , tar ar kuno por nai.
You are right. In the end, there is the END. Care to push it?
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Old November 20, 2012, 03:45 AM
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Don't blame him for his ignorant views though. I mean he ain't the only one. He's just the one with a thread. Blame his upbringing.
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Old November 20, 2012, 03:46 AM
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I think this is where Crisis should "reveal" himself by a key, political maneuver of drastic name change?
No, no , I am happy being a perv, a snobbish bideshi rich kid who likes to wave his bideshi passport and expects all women in BD to fall at my feet when I disembark from my Cessna at Shahjalal airport. I have a fetish for kajer buas , that's why I want to marry a kajer bua. I am also happy to lead a life with a wife who I do not get to see in the whole day and I am also happy to live on takeways and finish up all my money and become obese as no no no, I wouldn't want my beloved wife to cook. She would become a kajer bua then. And, obviously I extremely dislike virgins. A girl without experience surely isn't entitled to be my wife.
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Old November 20, 2012, 03:47 AM
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You are right. In the end, there is the END. Care to push it?
THE END-er poray you wait for the sequel to come out. And you hope and pray that it's just as good as the first one.
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Old November 20, 2012, 03:52 AM
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one question i wanted to ask you but never got around to amid the political chat was why did you decide to move to dhaka ? I would love to know if its not personal to discuss or if even if you want to PM me the answer.
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It's a great new thread question.
I actually answered the question in one of my first threads here in BC opened on May 7, 2007.
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Old November 20, 2012, 03:52 AM
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Sis(y)cri..?

Ironic how his username matches his "situation" in Bride-Hunting Mission in BD. I mean 7 chicks in! 10 days, and no luck! Talk abou crisis!
Internet forums - Places where you can pretend to be anyone you want, tell people you look like whatever you want, tell them whatever you want that you do for a living, you can be any age you want to be, you can say you are in any country you wish to be in , invent any facts about yourself as you wish. Make a few posts about how people should read Quran and you can tell people you are a Mullah.


And, people bilndly believe it all.

Gotta love the net

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Old November 20, 2012, 03:54 AM
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Looks like y'all mix with the wrong kind of 'aunties/uncles' or parents.
i think my Bangali community was manufactured like this...
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Old November 20, 2012, 03:57 AM
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Internet forums - Places where you can pretend to be anyone you want, tell people you look like whatever you want, tell them whatever you want that you do for a living, you can be any age you want to be, you can say you are in any country you wish to be in , invent any facts about yourself as you wish. Make a few posts about how people should read Quran and you can tell people you are a Mullah.


And, people bilndly believe it all.

Gotta love the net
(IDK what this has to do with any of this but ...) Only, if only you could get married on the internet! Girls would be all over you.... wait, no, you ruined your chances on that too with this trash. Now I know why you want this to be gone.
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Old November 20, 2012, 03:58 AM
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That's well written letter Sohel bhai. The irony is people has to rummage this thread to find a gem.
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Old November 20, 2012, 03:59 AM
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It's because of PEOPLE LIKE YOU BPL HAS SUCH BAD IMAGE and people like Ian Pont don't get PAID THEIR SALARIES!!!!
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Old November 20, 2012, 04:26 AM
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It's because of PEOPLE LIKE YOU BPL HAS SUCH BAD IMAGE and people like Ian Pont don't get PAID THEIR SALARIES!!!!
I know, tell me about it! It's because of people like me our country is still poor, it's because of me there is poverty, world hunger, cimate issues. Hell, it's also because of me the dinosaurs became extinct!

Dilscoop bhai, ki jey kori ?!
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Old November 20, 2012, 04:31 AM
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I know, tell me about it! It's because of people like me our country is still poor, it's because of me there is poverty, world hunger, cimate issues. Hell, it's also because of me the dinosaurs became extinct!

Dilscoop bhai, ki jey kori ?!
It wasn't funny when you posted that "bua" picture and took a cheap shot at India. Then delete that post and now wrote this; and it isn't funny now either.

Like Blah said. Just don't stir your :-----: any farther. And stop playing the victim card.
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Old November 20, 2012, 04:51 AM
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It wasn't funny when you posted that "bua" picture and took a cheap shot at India. Then delete that post and now wrote this; and it isn't funny now either.

Like Blah said. Just don't stir your :-----: any farther. And stop playing the victim card.
Shobai eka eka moja korbey , ar ami moja korbo na, eta to thik na Dilscoop bhai.
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Old November 20, 2012, 04:56 AM
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mod todd ra koi?* hehe not to be confused with the liquor
hahahahaha..this made me laugh
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Old November 20, 2012, 05:06 AM
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hahahahaha..this made me laugh
Speaking of modd todd - maybe they are having modd and toddy.
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Old November 20, 2012, 06:16 AM
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You sound like one of those guys who go to BD and expect girls to be all over you just because you are from 'Bidesh', and have a 'Bideshi' Passport.
...
Away goes my recent red passport achievement euphoria.

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... I think British Bengalis are still backwards...
Heyyy, you want a piece of the red and blue?

Edit: Lool.. just noticed you are from the UK as well.

*clears throat* Yes bro, tell me about it. These British Bengalis and their social inertia...

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Don't blame him for his ignorant views though. I mean he ain't the only one. He's just the one with a thread. Blame his upbringing.
Duuude, be done with this already!! Are you running for the second most offensive person position (in this thread) seeing that the first one has been decided on already?!
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