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Old February 26, 2013, 09:04 PM
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Default Things to do before a certain age

I am in my late twenties, and the thought of turning 30 makes me sad. What have I done with my life? I spent more than a decade on this stupid website, wasted so much of my valuable time and sleep, poured all my hearts out, supporting a garbage team that gave you so little in return. So much like my marriage.

Now it is time to take matters into my own hand, it is time to be focused and goal oriented. It is time to be happy and do things that makes me happy, instead of trying not to hurt other people. It is time to be selfish instead of being a dying fish in a septic tank.

Following are the 10 things I want to do before I turn 30. Obviously this thread is not about me, it's about YOU, yes YOU. I want you to tell me what are the 10 things that you want to do that you never got to do before certain age. I think we should all make a list and check it off after we do it. We should not think too much about the consequences, we should live the moment. We should all find our silver lining. Life is too short, we should enjoy every second of it.

Ten things to do before thirty:

10.Give away my wedding ring to a beggar.
9.
8. Hire a maid
7.
6. Buy a sports car without getting somebody else's approval
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4.
3. Have an affair without getting caught or getting caught doesn't matter
2.
1.

i will fill the rest later. Go on guys....make the list and make it happen.
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Old February 26, 2013, 09:05 PM
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Get touched by a "female".
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Old February 26, 2013, 09:09 PM
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Get touched by a "female".

well if you are 15 , thats a good goal. before what age though. it has to be age appropriate goal.
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Old February 26, 2013, 09:13 PM
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Conceptually it's not a original thread Orphy. Basically a rehashing of bucketlist meet new year's res. Come'on give us sth. to look for dude.

Btw, here's my wishlist.
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Old February 26, 2013, 09:16 PM
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Get touched by a "female".
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well if you are 15 , thats a good goal. before what age though. it has to be age appropriate goal.
If truth be told, getting in relationship is probably last thing on my list. Relationship is soo icky and time/money consuming --- why bother when I can just drive to Las VEgas... feel me?

If anything purity of senses is sth. i want to preserve.
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Old February 26, 2013, 09:22 PM
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If truth be told, getting in relationship is probably last thing on my list. Relationship is soo icky and time/money consuming --- why bother when I can just drive to Las VEgas... feel me?

If anything purity of senses is sth. i want to preserve.
Who is talking about getting into relationship. Don't ruin your life. Be single and happy.

anyways, i like your bucket list. there are some interesting one... some of them totally unrealistic (which is dumb to put it there) and many far fetched...

I have done/achieved 6 of yours wish list already, more than yours :p
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Old February 26, 2013, 09:25 PM
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10.Give away my wedding ring to a beggar.
9.
8. Hire a maid
7.
6. Buy a sports car without getting somebody else's approval
5.
4.
3. Have an affair without getting caught or getting caught doesn't matter
2.
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#10. Why would you have a wedding ring to begin with? And if you do, what's preventing you?

#8. I thought you are married? What's the point of getting married then?

#6. tough.

#3. Why a different number for this? As far as I know you, this is just the sequel to #8.
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Old February 26, 2013, 09:28 PM
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Rubu's one was to be a moderator*. So that's why his spidey sense is tingling with hair splitting having achieved everything in life...

iDumb Don't let Rubu or anyone dissuade you. Come'on fellas let's not be dream killers. Orphy contact Nizamudding Awlia Lipu for second hand scrap metal "ferrari".

Also don't let any women or anyone dominate you. If she is on top of you like a Sumo do what they do........rub salt.
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Last edited by Zeeshan; February 26, 2013 at 09:32 PM.. Reason: *ninja moderator to be specific
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Old February 26, 2013, 09:38 PM
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#10. Why would you have a wedding ring to begin with? And if you do, what's preventing you?

#8. I thought you are married? What's the point of getting married then?

#6. tough.

#3. Why a different number for this? As far as I know you, this is just the sequel to #8.
This thread is not about me but about YOU, each of you. I mentioned that in my original post but if you wanna make it about me, no problem.

1. I have a wedding ring because I am married. And throwing away/giving the wedding ring to the fokir who seems to be happier than me is something i want and would give me momentary happiness but it symbolizes something beyond a cheap, possibly fake gold, that is not so easy to throw away.... hence the problem.

8. Rubu, that's you being sexist. Your wife is not a kajer bua. I didn't get married to have someone clean my toilet. If i needed that I would have hired zeeshan.

6. yeah tough.

3. Is NOT, i repeat NOT a sequel to 8. I don't want to have an affair with just anybody... (maid i am to hire can be a guy)... but affair, it will be with some one that will make me say life is complex but it's f***** beautiful.
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Old February 26, 2013, 09:40 PM
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Better avoid this thread. Makes me sad !!!
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Old February 26, 2013, 09:53 PM
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Old February 26, 2013, 09:59 PM
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iDumb reminds me of Thomas Crown. He was rich, handsome, smart and found no challenge in life so he decided to steal museum art. Notice the following quote:

Quote:
The Psychiatrist: I want you to talk about women.
[waits for a few moments]
The Psychiatrist: Mr. Crown?
Thomas Crown: I'm sorry?
The Psychiatrist: Women. You get to talk about women.
Thomas Crown: Oh, I enjoy women.
The Psychiatrist: Enjoyment isn't intimacy.
Thomas Crown: And intimacy isn't necesarily enjoyment.
The Psychiatrist: How would you know? Has it occured to you that you have a problem with trust?
Thomas Crown: [smirking] I trust myself implicitly.
The Psychiatrist: But can other people trust you?
Thomas Crown: Oh, you mean society at large?
The Psychiatrist: I mean women, Mr.Crown.
Thomas Crown: Yes, a woman could trust me.
The Psychiatrist: Good. Under what extraordinary circumstances would you allow that to happen?
Thomas Crown: A woman could trust me as long as her interests didn't run too contrary to my own.
The Psychiatrist: And society? If ITS interests should run counter to your own?
[Crown smiles]
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Old February 26, 2013, 10:04 PM
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iDumb reminds me of Thomas Crown. He was rich, handsome, smart and found no challenge in life so he decided to steal museum art. Notice the following quote:
well I am not rich, nor handsome, nor that smart.... the only thing I have in common with crown is neither of us trust women but wanna be with them regardless.

nice quote but please stop taking my thread off topic.... (applies to your prev post as well)
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Old February 26, 2013, 10:06 PM
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-pay off home loan by the age of 40
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Nobody wants to win a Nobel Prize? not even in their fantasies?
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Old February 26, 2013, 11:00 PM
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Nobody wants to win a Nobel Prize? not even in their fantasies?
You don't go out there to "win" a Nobel Prize. It is awarded to you.
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Old February 26, 2013, 11:30 PM
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Old February 26, 2013, 11:37 PM
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find that onek borolok bap er ekmatro meye. then he writes all the industry and factories in my name, i sit in ac room office and use BC from there.

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Conceptually it's not a original thread Orphy. Basically a rehashing of bucketlist meet new year's res. Come'on give us sth. to look for dude.

Btw, here's my wishlist.
I can't find 'BC moderator' in that bucket list.
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Old February 26, 2013, 11:40 PM
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^ I don't understand the logic behind this. Why would the father write all his properties out to the son-in-law? Shouldn't it all go to the daughter and shouldn't she be the one handling and in charge of it? :S
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Old February 26, 2013, 11:44 PM
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#8. I thought you are married? What's the point of getting married then?


how unfortunate for* your wife :S
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2. Complete the Bangladesh Bar Council enrollment process.
3. GO TO BRAZIL, to travel and meet friends from high school.
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Old February 26, 2013, 11:57 PM
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No chasing ambulances? ^^

Btw, Navo I thought you were older. I must say you are very very mature for your age.
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Old February 27, 2013, 12:07 AM
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how unfortunate for* your wife :S
only i get to put rubu in the spot here because he was playing with me. but since you decided to stand up for all oppressed women out there, i am gonna defend rubu here. he obviously didnt mean the way i made it out....what he meant was why did you get married if u want a "maid" refering to some sort of weird sexual fantasy, not the maid who would clean your toilet.

so it makes sense, if you wanna play around, why get married? he is the only voice of reason in this thread.
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Old February 27, 2013, 12:10 AM
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So there is still someone who is not aware of the kajer bua jokes
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No chasing ambulances? ^^

Btw, Navo I thought you were older. I must say you are very very mature for your age.
Interestingly, rather than ferrying potential PI litigants, I notice that ambulances in Dhaka transport well-heeled passengers during hartals.

I just look old Zee. It's in the genes. Started shaving when I was 12.
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