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Old March 21, 2013, 09:27 AM
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Default Who do you go to when...

2 Examples :
...when you need cric Highlights ---> Chowdhury Shaheeb
...when you need chorai links & GIFs (only me :p) ---> Haidar miyah

My queries:
...when you are looking for a thread---> ?
...when you need marriage counselling--->?
...when you need to practice before a debate championship--->?

Answer my queries ,then post yours for others pls.
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Old March 21, 2013, 09:40 AM
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Old March 21, 2013, 10:06 AM
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^^ Naimul_Huda marriage counsellor. You are kidding me right.

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Old March 21, 2013, 10:20 AM
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Old March 21, 2013, 11:29 AM
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but
anything related to thread u have to go to Zee bro
and for the marriage coun-selling I was thinking of idumb, Huda bhai is not even married.:p
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Old March 21, 2013, 12:23 PM
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but
anything related to thread u have to go to Zee bro
and for the marriage coun-selling I was thinking of idumb, Huda bhai is not even married.:p
so if you know the answers why bother open a thread...never go full retard
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Old March 21, 2013, 12:40 PM
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Q) ... when you want advice regarding creeping out on blondes and brunettes? *cough*
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Old March 21, 2013, 01:03 PM
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but
anything related to thread u have to go to Zee bro
and for the marriage coun-selling I was thinking of idumb, Huda bhai is not even married.:p
Roman bhaiya r kotha bhule gele kmne hoibo>
naimul bhai holo dating sonkrato bapare poramorsho den
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Old March 21, 2013, 03:29 PM
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Old March 21, 2013, 08:01 PM
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Old March 21, 2013, 08:21 PM
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Old March 21, 2013, 08:24 PM
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Should I keep going...??? At some point, somebody is bound to get angry.
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Old March 21, 2013, 09:21 PM
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Old March 22, 2013, 02:04 AM
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Old March 22, 2013, 03:24 AM
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Quote:
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^^ Naimul_Huda marriage counsellor. You are kidding me right.

No disrespect to HD Bhai.
You are absolutely bang on Shipon bhai.

I am not into marriage thing. I am very much scared of marriage.
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Old March 22, 2013, 04:41 AM
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Old March 22, 2013, 06:11 AM
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Old March 22, 2013, 06:51 AM
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I am not into marriage thing. I am very much scared of marriage.
Really! So who do you go to when you have natural desires?
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Old March 22, 2013, 09:05 AM
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Really! So who do you go to when you have natural desires?
commod+ bodna


Achcha,

Who do you go to for a good patri ?

Who do you go to when you are constipated?

who do you go to for rescue when someone is bashing your favourite cricketer unwisely?
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Old March 22, 2013, 09:14 AM
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^Constipation: Honorable Ishab Gul Al Bhushee
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Old March 22, 2013, 10:27 AM
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Achcha,

Who do you go to for a good patri ?

Who do you go to when you are constipated?

who do you go to for rescue when someone is bashing your favourite cricketer unwisely?


good patri? CRISIS bhai
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Old March 22, 2013, 10:43 AM
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^constipation: Honorable ishab gul al bhushee
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good patri? Crisis bhai :d
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Old March 22, 2013, 11:14 AM
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good patri? CRISIS bhai
kemne? ekhono toh single uni. maybe he is good at patri dekha and eat all the good food

good at cheka khawa - rezaaaaaa bhai
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Old March 22, 2013, 12:06 PM
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Old March 23, 2013, 12:27 AM
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