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Old April 1, 2013, 08:42 PM
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I am depressed. Cheer me up BC.
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Old April 1, 2013, 08:55 PM
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Shame! After all these years...after all I have done... after all the lolcats and roflcopters THIS is how u ffin repay my BC?!?!?
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Old April 1, 2013, 09:29 PM
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what happened?
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Old April 1, 2013, 09:48 PM
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what happened?
let me guess. a blonde said no. zeeshan its time to forget blondes and time to embrace bald women or men, whatever you can get.
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Old April 1, 2013, 09:55 PM
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i am also depressed. i just ran a quick tax preview today... and it is dissapointed to note that i owe taxes this year eventhough i paid a lot more taxes over all compare to last year. makes no sense to me. and my friend is getting 10k return...pretty much all that he paid.....

i dnt understand these tax laws man.... why punish the hard working guy, and reward the lazy bum with multiple kids...?

i am just not gonna file, lets see what happens...
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Old April 1, 2013, 10:00 PM
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what happened?
i have no life
no fame
no money
no job
no publication
no degree
no gf
no talent
no skills
no friends
no family
no house
no unlimited supply of food
no new stimulus in terms of intellect

i feel hopeless and depressed... What do you do Internet? What do you do?
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Old April 1, 2013, 10:01 PM
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i am also severely obese and my shoes smell
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Old April 1, 2013, 10:09 PM
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almost 40 pc of ppl in us and a lot more numberwise around the world do not have 90 percent of the things you mentioned above. also there are people who has all that and yet is depressed.

its sometimes better to focus on what you have than what you dont.

there is a famous billionaire who died of pancreatic cancer at early age, no body in the world wants to be him now do they? be happy you have a physically healthy life... .
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Old April 1, 2013, 10:13 PM
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i am also severely obese and my shoes smell
see u dont need all the thing u dont have. u dont need food, what u need is soap and few new pairs of socks and likely a wife or kajer bua who will wash those socks for you time to time.

secret to happiness revealed
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Old April 1, 2013, 10:19 PM
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No, he needs a 24/7 nurse! All he needs is nursing right now!

And dosto you also need a Helmet.....so that you don't bash yo head on the kitchen wall! Although your head probably would go through the drywall, even without a helmet.
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Old April 1, 2013, 10:48 PM
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No insult intended Zeeshan bhaia. Here what will do. During rush hour the biggest mall of your city will be full. Go to the one end of the mall. Then SHOUT TO ALL, "HEY ALL!!! i HAVE A GIFT TO GIVE YOU ALL!!! SO BE READY" SO UNDREASS YOUR SELF 100%. AND STart RUNNING AND AS MANY FARTS YOU CAN GIVE TO OTHER END OF THE MALL. AND SHOUT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE LIKE "i AM FREE"

I think it will cheer u up.


Attention: For this you may have to spend a month or I don't know in jail.
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Old April 1, 2013, 11:07 PM
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i have no life
no fame
no money
no job
no publication
no degree
no gf
no talent
no skills

no friends
no family
no house
no unlimited supply of food
no new stimulus in terms of intellect


i feel hopeless and depressed... What do you do Internet? What do you do?
Dear fatty,

Stop being a sissy. All the highlighted ones can be FIXED. Focus on THAT. You can work hard, be fit, get degree, earn money, etc. Be happy God made you physically healthy and improve upon that.

And as Scarface said: First in this country, you get the money. Then you get the power. After you get the power, you go get the girl.

So stop whining. Ei holo bangalider problem. Chay ratarati borolok hoye jabe. Arrey, life to aar lottary na. Amader mushkil holo dhorjer obabh.

Drama queen ekta!

Pz & Love,

Your higher, better, more improved, supercool self and Consciousness
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Old April 1, 2013, 11:31 PM
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bhaijan rag korlen nee!? Sorry bhai!
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Old April 1, 2013, 11:36 PM
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I am depressed. Cheer me up BC.
There are better days ahead
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Old April 2, 2013, 12:15 AM
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Write an article about the upcoming Zimbabwe series with relative strength/weaknesses
That ought to cheer you up and give us something to enjoy reading as well
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Old April 2, 2013, 12:39 AM
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Help the needy with the skills you developed so far, if you haven't yet, focus on that,
donate blood regularly if possible contact with a Thalassemia patient.
Share the burden with the oppressed,
they will eat your depression
you would love to smell your socks because you will know that some people's body smell worst than that.

But the next thing i expect from you is to open a thread that will seriously make us laugh...
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Jee must be the most needy person in BC.
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Old April 2, 2013, 12:50 AM
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Stay off the pot, get off your *ss. If possible, unplug from internet for few days.

Stop posting pseudo-intellectual, pretentious, post-modernist, hipster thread every few days. (!! Important !!)

Get a hobby, which is outside of your interest and outside of your comfort zone.

Read some trashy but popular book, thats easy on the eyes and not mentally taxing.

You will be ok.
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Old April 2, 2013, 12:55 AM
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Jee must be the most needy person in BC.
lolz, by looking at his huge list it seems apparently.
Eid i mean (happiness) er age bazaar korar list..
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Old April 2, 2013, 02:40 AM
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Ki bepar Zee, depressed keno ?
Dealer dhora khaise ?
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Old April 2, 2013, 06:09 AM
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eishob kichu na, Ash ke faltu LBW deya ta ekhono bhulte pare nai.
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Old April 2, 2013, 09:18 AM
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I have got a good job for Zee bhai.

http://www.banglacricket.com/alochon...ad.php?t=43266

with your writing talent and dictionary knowledge, you will be a great writer.
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Old April 2, 2013, 09:36 AM
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Go to a strip club. And.............. Thank The Lord for not being up on the poll.
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Old April 2, 2013, 09:39 AM
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Go to pabna mental hospital. Shob Thik hoye jabe

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Old April 2, 2013, 09:42 AM
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