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Old July 1, 2013, 07:24 PM
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Why did she leave?!?!
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i am assuming he ran out of money
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Old July 1, 2013, 07:25 PM
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No money involved in a one nighter.
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Old July 1, 2013, 07:27 PM
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i am assuming he ran out of money
You have to keep an eye out on those gold diggers. They are everywhere
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Old July 1, 2013, 07:28 PM
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No money involved in a one nighter.
Friday night till today morning. If it was a one nighter what happened on the other 2 days?

Did you guys play computer games?
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Old July 1, 2013, 10:23 PM
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No money involved in a one nighter.
pics or it didnt happen.
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Old July 1, 2013, 10:48 PM
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Haha. No way man!
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Old July 2, 2013, 04:10 AM
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Friday night till today morning. If it was a one nighter what happened on the other 2 days?
It was rather a one weekender. I wish I had tried that one.
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Old July 2, 2013, 04:14 AM
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Many say love is a special kind of emotion. To me love its just a mixture of other emotions, an amalgamation of joy,pain,sorrow,fear,care,empathy,anger,happiness, need etc. That is what makes love so special, and so frustrating at times.


So the next time your girlfriend/wife is screaming at you, remember it's love, and love her back.
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Old July 2, 2013, 11:13 AM
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Listen man. Hit on every hot chick you get chance to meet. Every rejection should be a learning experience and consider the hitting on a "test drive". One thing I have learned is that you lament after the hot chick passes by as you said nothing. As Nate Dogg so eloquently put: " Don't let that fine girl pass you bye".

Get it? Get the double edged sword like double entendre: Bye/by?
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Old July 2, 2013, 11:20 AM
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Of course, problem with thee above approach is women will think you are a player if you are too forward and certainly turn you down: It's NOT true that all woman like bad boys, some DO like shy smart types.

But bottom line: STILL hit on every hot chick that pass by. At least you won't die wondering late at night, if she would have said yes.

As Wayne Gretzky so eloquently put:

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
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Old July 2, 2013, 11:30 AM
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Judging by the posts, I might as well be the only one who has left it to fate.
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Old July 2, 2013, 11:41 AM
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Here BP, since I am so kind I will help you out. I will post imaginary scenarios and you will make the first move. Ready? Get-set-go!

Puzzle #1:

You are the one on right. How do you "Break the ice"?

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Old July 2, 2013, 11:42 AM
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Puzzle #2

Woman sitting by her self at beach. How do you approach her?

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Old July 2, 2013, 11:45 AM
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Finally the hardest one.

Puzzle #3. She is with an entourage. But you are soo brave you make the first move and break right thru the defense. But...but...there is a strange twist. She says (friendzones u or brotherzones u):

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Old July 2, 2013, 03:40 PM
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Right now I need a disposable kajer bua.

I can handle the 'love' thing accordingly later.

All I wish not to end up with sexually closet weirdos or mentally sickos that are for sale in the marriage market out there.
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Old July 2, 2013, 04:06 PM
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Puzzle #2

Woman sitting by her self at beach. How do you approach her?

That's your girl Zee?
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Old July 2, 2013, 04:35 PM
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Then again ratchets will be ratchets.
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Old July 2, 2013, 04:43 PM
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That's your girl Zee?
Answer:

You compose a sonnet and present her:

Sometimes they run, sometimes they hide
Like the moon your obese body influence the tide.



I am sooo going to hell.
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Old July 2, 2013, 05:12 PM
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Listen man. Hit on every hot chick you get chance to meet. Every rejection should be a learning experience and consider the hitting on a "test drive".
Spot on Zeeshan bhai.

Who cares if you get rejected? The only person that makes you feel bad that you got rejected is yourself.
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Old July 2, 2013, 05:18 PM
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Finally the hardest one.

Puzzle #3. She is with an entourage. But you are soo brave you make the first move and break right thru the defense. But...but...there is a strange twist. She says (friendzones u or brotherzones u):

I'll take Moh899's advice here.

Chick: I love you like a brother
Me: I am not here to be a brother or any kind of friend, but i'm here for more...
Chick: What more?
Me: *stumbles*
Me (again): Ummm errhm... i wanna be your brother and a really close friend all in one.
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Old July 2, 2013, 05:25 PM
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I'll take Moh899's advice here.

Chick: I love you like a brother
Me: I am not here to be a brother or any kind of friend, but i'm here for more...
Chick: What more?
Me: *stumbles*
Me (again): Ummm errhm... i wanna be your brother and a really close friend all in one.
Nooooo!

NO! NO! And NO!

Do a subtle pun. Pun means play on words:

Chick: I love you like a brother.
BP looks around: Well, looks like I am the only [air quote] "brother" in this room. Hehe
BP continues in low voice: HOw YOU doin?
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Old July 2, 2013, 10:04 PM
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Puzzle #2

Woman sitting by her self at beach. How do you approach her?

approach her with a plate of rosho-golla, and be ready to get hugged
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Old July 2, 2013, 10:06 PM
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Bp, by the very fact that there is NOT a single female response on your thread (other than isnuu), shows the thread is a mega fail.
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Old July 2, 2013, 10:31 PM
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Bp, by the very fact that there is NOT a single female response on your thread (other than isnuu), shows the thread is a mega fail.
ektu shomai dao.
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Old July 3, 2013, 01:39 AM
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Only advice for 'Relationship advice' is don't listen to others advice, including this one too.
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