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Old July 3, 2013, 11:58 AM
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Answer:

You compose a sonnet and present her:

Sometimes they run, sometimes they hide
Like the moon your obese body influence the tide.



I am sooo going to hell.
Wow that was just classic. Respect bro
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Old July 3, 2013, 02:31 PM
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Here BP, since I am so kind I will help you out. I will post imaginary scenarios and you will make the first move. Ready? Get-set-go!

Puzzle #1:

You are the one on right. How do you "Break the ice"?

Ice on your lips....eyes searching to find;
Blue was my feeling....before you blew my mind.

Say Hi to me....and I'll fly high into the cloud;
Am I allowed to kiss you....oh for thinking out aloud.

You struck a chord in my heart....now a cord binds you and me;
Tied with a constrictor knot....not easy to open, you'll see.

Tell me one thing....how can you be won?
Just know one thing....no thing now can stop sum1.



If this doesn't break the ice, there's always the:
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Old July 3, 2013, 02:48 PM
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Puzzle #2

Woman sitting by her self at beach. How do you approach her?

(from a distance)
You are one with the tides....like the leaves and the dew.
You sit like a sculpture....the one that is carved anew.
You're like a rainbow....with different levels of hue.
An art, a seduction, a mystery...just to name a few.

(approaches near)
oops....sorry, couldn't see your boyfriend sitting in front of you.
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Old July 3, 2013, 02:52 PM
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You guys are jerks.
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Old July 3, 2013, 02:59 PM
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Puzzle 3

The Girl: I love you....like a brother.

Me: I like you....love a brother. And if you haven't got one, I'll get one for you. His name is Naught Myee.
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Old July 3, 2013, 03:00 PM
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You guys are jerks.
Waiting for my report card.
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Old July 3, 2013, 04:59 PM
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Old July 3, 2013, 05:26 PM
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Old July 3, 2013, 11:46 PM
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Here BP, since I am so kind I will help you out. I will post imaginary scenarios and you will make the first move. Ready? Get-set-go!

Puzzle #1:

You are the one on right. How do you "Break the ice"?

Can you please step aside, you are so close to the bar as all my rocks are melting out fast. Jokes aside I like the definition of LOVE given by sum1 dada.

' if someone is desperate to be with you, chances are they think you're better than they are. They may be utterly wrong, but that's what they're conveying.

Conversely, if someone is aloof with their affections, they probably think they can do better. They may also be wrong, but in both cases we're wired to interpret this as feedback on our own attractiveness.

Neediness is repulsive because we've evolved to recognise it as a bad signal. It's like a fear of spiders or scorpions: a primal instinct which protects our best interests, even if we don't understand why. "You know I get freaked out by these movies, why didn't you offer to come and pick me up?" The message is:
you have failed to recognize one of my needs, which is your responsibility: you have abandoned me again
I'm entitled to your help, you owe it to me
Me, grateful? You should be apologizing that I even needed to ask!'

I think this is the point when a relationship loses all the charm. 'When people get to a point where all they want is you to agree with them because "friends accept you no matter what" then it's time to cut the cord. A friend explained it this way; unconditional love only exists, most of the time, between a parent and child.' "She said she loves her husband but she has conditions on him." As Bruce Almighty would say, "and that's how the cookie crumbles."

'The kind of neediness that is repulsive is when someone has an emotional neediness that they want someone else to fill. It can't be done. Their pit will suck you down into an unhealthy and possibly codependent relationship. Eventually you will even be blamed for the presence of their neediness and it will become your impossible responsibility.'

The problem with long-term relationship, as established in different cultures as marriage and retrofitted with norms and policies by spiritual prophecies has never been able to reduce the tension of chronic fading of infatuation. This gradual decrease of one-track attraction has been tried to be systematized by many ways by civilization such as open-relationships in the west, multiple marriages by Muslims and Mormons, naming relationships as NSA, FWB etc. Recent surveys show even wives are coming out of monogamic relationships and been vocal about their extra-marital affairs in a higher percentage.

The problem lies in the fact that human mind genetically tuned to learn the whole thing wrongly as they surpass their puberty and fail to acknowledge later that infatuation love is not true love and it should NOT remain consistent throughout the relationship. Failing to recognize that creates butterflies in our stomachs when it really starts to wane and we wrongly think that true love is waning, and therefore the relationship is failing.

Unless a social reform is happening in this post-post-modernist world we are attuned to do the same mistakes again and again defining romance, affair, love, affection wrongly while calling ourselves most civilized and progressive individuals of the lot.
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Drugz borjonnn koroh sadhu!
Dum maro Dum....chillum style.

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Old July 4, 2013, 05:06 AM
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From this thread i've realised most BC members are the "chill at a bar and pick up hot chicks" kind of people.
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Old July 4, 2013, 06:41 AM
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Alright BC it's time to reveal my inner emotions. My true feelings. The real reason why I opened this thread.

Zeeshan bhai you took this thread of the rails. You're advising me on how to pick up girls yet this thread is for relationship advice so i dont think it's right to pick up chicks while you are in a relationship... ahaha

Well me, i'm not the type to go for quantity. Hitting on as many girls as you just doesn't feel right for me. Quality is all that matters. Or maybe that's my excuse for being shy. I don't know lol.

Ami akta meye ke onik bhalo bashtam. She said no and rejected me then cos she was already in a relationship... onik kanna korsilam. Mon kharap chilo. Amar choke pani tike akta river bansilam. Kubi boro chilo.

Then i tried getting into a relationship with another girl to get over the previous girl to be a bit happier... everything was going alright i guess. Now suddenly oi previous meye ta break up kore tarpore amake bole o agey amake bhalo bashto. Ki korbo bhais and apus? Oke bishash korbo?

Agey amar shopno chilo ami oi previous meye ke biye korbo ar akta mansion e live korbo o shate. But jokhon heart ta broken chilo ami onik upset chilam. Should i forgive and forgot or just live life like it is and give her a taste of her own medicine and reject her like she rejected me the first time?

I need the love guru Zeeshan bhais advice on this one. Everyone else pls make suggestions.
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Old July 4, 2013, 07:00 AM
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You should follow the #2 post of this thread!
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Bangalibhai, apner boyosh koto? Apni pura ekta bhalobashar golpo likhe felte parben ai story diye.
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Then i tried getting into a relationship with another girl to get over the previous girl to be a bit happier... everything was going alright i guess. Now suddenly oi previous meye ta break up kore tarpore amake bole o agey amake bhalo bashto. Ki korbo bhais and apus? Oke bishash korbo?
This just happened to me a week ago lol, don't worry we're in this together
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Old July 4, 2013, 05:26 PM
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This just happened to me a week ago lol, don't worry we're in this together
Dont worry?!? I am worried bhai. I'm nothing but worried.
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Old July 4, 2013, 05:28 PM
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Bangalibhai, apner boyosh koto? Apni pura ekta bhalobashar golpo likhe felte parben ai story diye.
I don't think writing a story will solve anything
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Old July 5, 2013, 04:20 AM
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Dont worry?!? I am worried bhai. I'm nothing but worried.
You will get over it and move on.
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@BP

You're currently in a relationship with a girl, so there's some level of certainty attached to it. On the other hand, you've never been in a relationship with the former girl (I'm guessing), so you've no way of knowing how it'd turn out. Are you prepared to risk your current relationship to find that out? What if it doesn't work out? The grass is not always greener on the other side.

There are some things in life where no one will give you their advice, you yourself will have to take a decision.
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My 'girlfriend' keeps demanding I FnF her number - think this might be the next stage in the relationship.

Kom rate-e shara din/raat kotha bolte paarbo

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Old July 5, 2013, 02:52 PM
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FnF, whats that?

@BP

My bad, I read your situation wrong, ignore what I said.
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Old July 5, 2013, 04:15 PM
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FnF, whats that?

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My bad, I read your situation wrong, ignore what I said.
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FnF ta ki?
FnF stands for Friends & Family.

You can add certain numbers to your FnF list, and than you can call those numbers at a reduced rate.
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@BP

You're currently in a relationship with a girl, so there's some level of certainty attached to it. On the other hand, you've never been in a relationship with the former girl (I'm guessing), so you've no way of knowing how it'd turn out. Are you prepared to risk your current relationship to find that out? What if it doesn't work out? The grass is not always greener on the other side.

There are some things in life where no one will give you their advice, you yourself will have to take a decision.
So i opened up "The Relationship Advice Thread" just to take my own decision. Ahahah fantastic.

Yes you are very true Sum1 bhai. I don't know how things will turn out
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BengaliPagol bhai,
If i were you, I'd stick to the person you are currently with. I would judge you for being a horrible horrible HORRIBLE person if you dumped her to go with girl #1.
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