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Old August 15, 2013, 12:07 PM
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Default Alternate Careers for our BD A team and U19 boys

The U19 team's campaign in England comes to an end today while the wonder boys of BD A team continue their search for further embarrassment. Having followed both teams closely so far, I have come to a conclusion that it is my responsibility to help these lads find alternate profession that really suit their skills.

Below is what i could immediately think of...
1. Restaurant waiter: I think because they are so used to choking themselves, they could really make a difference and save lives at restaurants through their anticipation skills

2. Demolition Workers: From the numerous batting collapses and demolition of career averages and economy rates it is quite evident that they would excel at this profession also

3. Movie Stars: lets face it.. each of these guys are comeback kings and one is a certified drama queen. If Stalone can make Expendables 3 with one active jaw muscle who are we to judge? In any case it would take flops of Mnightshaya-amaremairafalan-esque proportion to end their movie careers. So overall it is a safe career choice

4. Hadudu players: cricket requires a lot of brain and hadudu requires a strong knee. With brain safely located inside knees... i think they would make damn fine hadudu players

5. Dressing Room Decorators: Particularly suitable for this profession are all the batsman of both teams. I think with such short stays at the crease, these lads have spent more time in the dressing room than any other cricketer in the world so who better to look at the finer points of dressing room decoration than Rockibul and co?

If you guys have further suggestions please free to share. We really ought help these guys out since the coaches and support staff apparently can't
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Old August 15, 2013, 12:13 PM
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that way they will be much fitter and stronger for kabadi later in their life
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Old August 15, 2013, 12:28 PM
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cont....
6. Can be used as a guide to making Maggi noodles.

1. Boil 2 and 1/2 cups of water in a pan.
2. When the batsman goes in to bat, break the noodle cakes and put in the boiling water.
3. When the batsman gets out, take out the contents of the pan, mix it with the masala powder and serve while hot.
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Old August 15, 2013, 01:32 PM
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Or keep playing for BD until our selectors realize they messed up in selection process!
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Old August 15, 2013, 02:24 PM
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How did Shakib, Tamim, Mushy perform at U-19 level in any tournment or series played in England?:

This is the only way we can judge if the current crop are rubbish or its just down to the conditions! This I say for U19!

For the A Team, Enough is Enough. We need players like Shabbir, Tajizul Islam, and others (Empty stock... can't think anyone)
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Old August 15, 2013, 02:56 PM
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Lol what would be a career similar to letting the opposition always getting their personal bests against you?
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Old August 15, 2013, 03:43 PM
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How about politicians? Im sure Bangladesh needs some more Politicians.
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Old August 15, 2013, 04:55 PM
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thik temon ekta jomlo na jaduda

btw howar iz tinah... itz sayez that welcome to our newest member tina27...where iz she...take to dekchi na
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Old August 16, 2013, 04:05 PM
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jadu da ki mind korlen naki? Thing is soccer20reverse already thought of sth. similar....

http://www.banglacricket.com/alochon...ad.php?t=29863
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Old August 16, 2013, 10:28 PM
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Naah mind korbo keno.... The thread was born out of frustration after a string of pathetic performances.
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Old August 16, 2013, 10:42 PM
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nice tread. after a long time enjoy some funny thread

this boys dont know how to win, something missing (may be bad captaincy)

performances not too bad

anamul, ziaur, mominul performed well

under 19--mehedy hasan and mosaddek hossain was promising
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Old August 17, 2013, 02:15 AM
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Old August 22, 2013, 03:56 AM
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Time to edit thread title and add u-23 superstars to this list
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Old August 22, 2013, 05:04 AM
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i dont know what is wrong with bangladeshi player: A team, under 19, under 23 all are performing bad. that means almost 45 bright prospect are not working. i think this is the worst phase of BD cricket

dont know only tamim-shakib-nasir-mushy--how much they can change against NZ team
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Old August 22, 2013, 07:31 AM
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Talk show host...we have many talk show and we need lot of host and cricket experts
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Old August 22, 2013, 10:20 AM
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just join the national team and keep the momentum going
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Old August 22, 2013, 01:04 PM
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Become coaches and selectors of BD team one day.
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Old August 22, 2013, 02:19 PM
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Retire and start a family, never letting their children know they were once a "BD Superstar".
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Old August 22, 2013, 04:02 PM
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no matter what these boys are somewhat athletes, so I suggest they join Shibli-Nipa nrittodol , traditional dance is what theyshould be good at, paa e nupur,kamiz , dhuti, komore orna pechano, mukhe make up.

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Old August 22, 2013, 08:09 PM
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Plz make this sticky...if they ever visit BC they should read this thread and change their career
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Old August 22, 2013, 10:49 PM
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Retire and start a family, never letting their children know they were once a "BD Superstar".
lol, they would proudly tell their kids that they played for BD team once and their kids will Brag about it

this happens when you set the goal bar so low, guys like Kayes,Naeem probably thinks they have done enough getting selected for play and if they score some slow 50s its bonus
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Old August 23, 2013, 05:02 AM
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no matter what these boys are somewhat athletes, so I suggest they join Shibli-Nipa nrittodol , traditional dance is what theyshould be good at, paa e nupur,kamiz , dhuti, komore orna pechano, mukhe make up.

momochitte nrite nritte ke je bajey
tata thoi thoi
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Old August 23, 2013, 05:28 PM
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they can work as "muchi"..ei shob muchi gulare carrabean shagore fala-i diya asha uchit..ei gulare deshe anar ki dorkar
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Old August 23, 2013, 06:50 PM
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lol, they would proudly tell their kids that they played for BD team once and their kids will Brag about it
They will rue the day when those kids go onto CI and check out their glorious stats
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Old August 24, 2013, 08:31 AM
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Bhai Sibli Nippa to at least nachte pare... Era to Tao shetao parbna...faki maira par paiya jabe
shundor shundor meye knrittoshilpi der dekhle thik i phaal diya uthbe eigula.
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