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Old August 24, 2013, 01:54 AM
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Default 5 reasons why BC is so slow

1. The admins of BC used half the server cost money to buy hilsha fish, so they had to move to a cheaper server based in uganda where they have upgraded their 28 k modem to 56 k modem recently.

2. Zeeshans junk threads draining resources

3. Almighty is angry that BC is not partial to religion, so he slowed it down to punish all the infidels..

4. Bc is slowed down for ashraful, so he can catch up and read all the posts in official ashraful thread, 3 years isn't long enough.

5. BC is protesting 20/20 format of the game...

add yours geniuses.......
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Old August 24, 2013, 01:59 AM
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6. BC is in THE mind of Zunaid, and as Zunaid tokes little by little space-time slows down.
7. BC is slowed down for Ashraful, so that the dim wit can read all the posts in his thread.
8. BC is like a typical desi mayia who takes forever in the "foreplay zone" instead of getting down to bizness.
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Old August 24, 2013, 02:10 AM
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number 7 i think is plagiarism.... of 4.... zeeshan is slowe than bc...

bangali maiyara foreplay khele naki? where can i find one?
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Old August 24, 2013, 05:08 AM
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by passing number 7

8. its an on going protest against Bc members for following A team, U 23 team, U 19 team, BC doesn't want you to post and follow gadhas, BC cares for you, Yet you come here for following ramchagols, BC had to do something
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Old August 24, 2013, 08:54 AM
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loved the first 5 reasons by bekub bhai.

9. Bengalipagol kept BC running.
10. all the nanabhai tweets shared by Mufi miya.
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Old August 24, 2013, 03:00 PM
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11. The BC server is currently migrated to Pluto, where 1 day is roughly equivalent to 6 Earth days.
12. BC has taken inspiration from the ministers, and now everything will take forever.
13. BC has decided to give their members some time for introspection before posting things.
14. BCCI conspiracy.
15. DoS attack by Ashraful, in demand of his own smiley here in BC.
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Old August 25, 2013, 05:44 AM
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16. Its PM's order. PM asked BC mod to slow it down a bit so that BC members don't forget how it was 5 years ago.
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Old August 25, 2013, 09:18 AM
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Obviously it's related to the summer of woes for bd cricket...
17. ATMR is so pissed at the sissies every time he comes to BC he can't help but rip apart the wires
18. RazabQ gets so frustrated he slams the server box with his armchair
19. Zunaid gets so bored and glum he lets his profiling software run on BC server to cheer him up which eats up most of the bandwith
20. Navo has seen enough already and had an injunction granted against the server hosts to have the servers moved from UK to Dhaka
21. Server gets so bored of hosting bad news it starts watching Jadukor's online video games instead
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Old August 25, 2013, 11:03 AM
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22. B & C after a long time affair got married in 2000, they showed a huge effort in their first night, everyone seen a great promise in their conjugal life since then but in reality beside having some few sweet moments they are always having a very harsh understanding between themselves especially outside their house, C demands a lot but never tries to understand that B is a govt official and gets only a limited salary in this heated market price. and their relatives and especially neighbors are deliberately adding ghee to the fire and proposing divorce in spite of supporting them, recently they accused each other of having unethical relationship, their married life is under immense pressure, they can't just think properly in these days with all these tensions hovering them thus they are so lethargic. We all need to support them in this tenuous moment so have patience- close all the tabs and pay attention to only B&C,
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Old August 25, 2013, 10:54 PM
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rez bhai not to go off topic (haha, actually one of the few threads where it is encouraged to go off topic or made for it) - so not to off topic... but...

why the usage of the term affair so prevalent in bd.... is it a correct term...?

i think affaor has some negative connotation to it, like it is immoral or illegal....

- a gf bf - dating, in relationship, hanging around, in love
- husband wife - married, obligations, legal binding
- gf husband or bf wife - an affair.

you follow?

now back to topic:

23. BC is slow due lack of money, the rich owners of the site went bankrupt after being entagled in a love affair?
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Old August 27, 2013, 05:18 AM
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24. Karon BC bhat khai, r bhat kheye fast bowler howya zaina. Ke jeno bolechilen?
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