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Old September 13, 2013, 09:57 AM
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Chetbo na? Meye ra Bangla shikhe eshe jhapay portese gaayer upore, othocho kono khobor nai, tarpor sharadin kannakati, ami 35 howe gelam kintu ekhono narir chowa pelam na. Eishob shune kaan to jhalapala howe gelo. Eta ke ki fazlami bola chole na Gopal da? Bolen apni, eta ki fazlamir category te pore na? Bolen, apni e bolen.
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Old September 13, 2013, 10:27 AM
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achcha Zee bhai,

1.what is your favourite molla Nasir uddin Shah joke ?
2.Who is your favourite brunette?
3.What is your favourite Shahrukh Khan mubhie?
4.What is your favourite rock band?
5.Who is your favourite football playa?

6.What will you do when there will be no more ideas for a new thread?
7.(Apart from celebration threads) how do you cope with a BD win?
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Old September 13, 2013, 10:49 AM
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achcha Zee bhai,

1.what is your favourite molla Nasir uddin Shah joke ?

Not sure if attrib. orig. to Nasr uddin but it goes sth. like this:

Hojja was appointed judge. The judge hears defendant's side of case and says: You are right. Then he hears the prosecution's side and says: You are right. One homeboy raises up and says: Wait a minute. How can both be right? Nasir without breaking a beat says: You mad bro? YOU are right. //BIGGEST TROLL EVER!

2.Who is your favourite brunette?

The Sutra chick I asked out who said: Are you gonna put roofies in the drink?

3.What is your favourite Shahrukh Khan mubhie?

Gross. Probably My Name is Khan or Karun Arjun lol

4.What is your favourite rock band?

Well, I don't have any. Kinda enjoy Bon Jovi.

5.Who is your favourite football playa?

Any random Brajilian.

6.What will you do when there will be no more ideas for a new thread?

Shorn a sheep.

7.(Apart from celebration threads) how do you cope with a BD win?
1. Ask out more girls.
2. Get rejected.
3. Repeat Step 1 - 2 for a halting problem solution.
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Old September 13, 2013, 10:56 AM
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that's too short. let one person be in kathgora for 3-4 days.

more for zee bhai --

1. what is one thing you absolutely enjoy in BD that you can't do in USA?
2. what songs do you listen to after getting high? try pink floyd esp, "coming back to life"
3. you won a lottery and the prize is "spend a day with ashraful". what would be your plan for the day?
4. finish the sentence -- "tumay dekhle mone hoy............."
1. There are absolutely many aspects of freedom the country has which EVEN USA don't gots. Examplia gratia: You can piss where you want without going to filthy public restroom in BD or US. You can play loud music without "disturbing the peace" in street. You can speed without having to worry about cops. You can smoke weed in any anache kanache goli without being paranoid of getting caught. BANGLADESH is GHETTO. And I love it. God's magnificent aura pouring through to show was that HE exists in all shapes,sizes and form in every creation.

2. Psytrance Goa. I always thought Pink Floyd may be emo? May be I should expand my horizon.

3. Get high.

4. bomi koira dei.
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Old September 13, 2013, 11:08 AM
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Chetbo na? Meye ra Bangla shikhe eshe jhapay portese gaayer upore, othocho kono khobor nai, tarpor sharadin kannakati, ami 35 howe gelam kintu ekhono narir chowa pelam na. Eishob shune kaan to jhalapala howe gelo. Eta ke ki fazlami bola chole na Gopal da? Bolen apni, eta ki fazlamir category te pore na? Bolen, apni e bolen.
hehe apnee to purai retaliation mode-y (not moudud ahmed) chole gelen dekhi Asif mama.... ami Razabda'r post e like dewar por fesbookey...hehe ...hoiay so...sirius!
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Old September 14, 2013, 05:05 AM
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Zee,

1. Any significance/meaning behind the tattoo or is it just an abstract art?
2. When was the first time you smoked pot?
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Old September 14, 2013, 05:14 AM
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May

1. I have lots of tattoos.
2. Security job. I was around 21. Friend brought a bong at work. Felt nothing at first. I was like: I don't see any pink elephants flying. Then felt light headed and got the buzz and screamed "Gimme more Yo!"
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Old September 16, 2013, 12:17 AM
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May

1. I have lots of tattoos.
Well, I have only noticed the one on your hand! What about that?
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Old September 16, 2013, 01:14 AM
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so who's next?--not to be confused as a question asked to this week's asami
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Old September 16, 2013, 02:10 AM
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One again it is time to introduce a new member onto the Kathgora and this time it is the resident KBS (Kajer Bua Specialist), BC's version of Dr. Phill, Part time Fortune Cookie writer iDumb to answer and fend off intellectual questions from fellow members.
So without further delay plz join in!
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Old September 16, 2013, 02:22 AM
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1. Who the hell are you? I mean what is your real name?
2. Are you married, divorced, widower, or forever alone?
3. How far will you travel for a hookah? And for hooker?
4. What is your ultimate dream beside being millionaire?
5. What are you really proud of? Other than trolling BC.
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Old September 16, 2013, 03:14 AM
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1.Asian/Black/White/Desi?
2.whats your ultimate fascination that you know you'll never have?
3.Have you ever owned a dog?, what was the breed
4.Whats the most amazing thing you remember about Dhaka?
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Old September 16, 2013, 04:48 AM
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1. Where have you learned the art of trolling?
2. Do you prefer Chittagong or NYC?
3. Favourite Bangla song? Favourite Bangla band?
4. Your real name? (I second this)
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Old September 16, 2013, 09:09 AM
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So its iDumb this week. The first time we met him (Roman bhai, Miraz bhai, Ajfar) everybody just kept asking him these questions. Then we met again last month. oh wait idumb, how is your shali? oidin dekhlam na ken?
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Old September 16, 2013, 03:09 PM
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Mufi bhai actually knows iDumb bhai's first initial and last name. He read it off the door bell chart when we went to his apartment. He was like Jackpot!! iDumb er ashol naam paisi.
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Old September 16, 2013, 04:08 PM
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Yerrr, I have the same question. 1.what's your real name? Hahaha.
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Old September 16, 2013, 08:05 PM
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i will ignore questions that i feel is innapropriate....lol
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1. Who the hell are you? I mean what is your real name?
2. Are you married, divorced, widower, or forever alone?
3. How far will you travel for a hookah? And for hooker?
4. What is your ultimate dream beside being millionaire?
5. What are you really proud of? Other than trolling BC.
2. i am forever alone
3. i will not travel a single foot for either becuase i dislike both. however, i am willing to travel to the moon for a girl... i heard sex in the moon easier..especially with 400 lbs girls, the only ones who are wikling to give me chance
4. being a millionaire is not my dream. i dont dream cheap like that. my ultimate dream is to be happy in life. i have yet to be there.

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1.Asian/Black/White/Desi?
2.whats your ultimate fascination that you know you'll never have?
3.Have you ever owned a dog?, what was the breed
4.Whats the most amazing thing you remember about Dhaka?
1. black, desi, white, asian in that order.
2. ultimate fascination to have each of the above fist fight for a bangali kid like me....they must all wear underwear and bras made of bangladeshi flags.....also allowed are some usa flags....small size only.
3. i never owned a dog however i got beaten by a dog once. dogs hate me and i hate them too.....the only animal i like to have as a pet is another human - a girl.
4. the most amazing thing about dhaka is the ability to hire a maid... as far as what little memory i have..... i think massive cow slaughtering in a field on eid ul adha...and the festivities the day prior....ie fighting about who has a bigger cow and dressed well.

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1. Where have you learned the art of trolling?
2. Do you prefer Chittagong or NYC?
3. Favourite Bangla song? Favourite Bangla band?
4. Your real name? (I second this)
1. i am a quiet person so it comes natural to me. i feel like quiet ppl makes better troll on ghe net.
2. NYC anyday..... chittagong for couple of weeks maybe...
3. favorite song: momtaz - shokhi lo, Mila - jatrabala. favorite bd band: like little bit of all of them.

Quote:
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So its iDumb this week. The first time we met him (Roman bhai, Miraz bhai, Ajfar) everybody just kept asking him these questions. Then we met again last month. oh wait idumb, how is your shali? oidin dekhlam na ken?
my shali is doing very well. she got hooked to a really big shot md, ekhon aar chance nai....unless i cinvince her otherwise, however, seeing her current guy, it would be her loss if she screws up.

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Mufi bhai actually knows iDumb bhai's first initial and last name. He read it off the door bell chart when we went to his apartment. He was like Jackpot!! iDumb er ashol naam paisi.
haha... good for you.... ekhon hoite bashai aar kaure anmu na..... halar polapain shob nosto hoiya geche.....
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Old September 17, 2013, 01:26 AM
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> How do you hide your inner-beauty/good soul with an ugly face musk, the one you wear to fool some of us!?

> Gunter Grass believes one should have his/her political ideology and contribute to the society accordingly. Do you believe so?

> Do you enjoy Anthony Bourdain's show?

> Can the Tigers "banglawash" the BLACKCAPS again?
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Old September 17, 2013, 10:57 PM
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> How do you hide your inner-beauty/good soul with an ugly face musk, the one you wear to fool some of us!?

> Gunter Grass believes one should have his/her political ideology and contribute to the society accordingly. Do you believe so?

> Do you enjoy Anthony Bourdain's show?

> Can the Tigers "banglawash" the BLACKCAPS again?
1. lol is this a complimemt or an attack i am not sure.... and thats the beauty of your post i guess......
2. i didnt understand the question but i would like you to elaborate and hear your thoughts on it kalpurish...
3. i can watch him occasionally
4. yes amra nz der pukure chubabo inshallah.
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Old September 17, 2013, 11:36 PM
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idumb deserves some kajer bua related question

Idumb have you ever got beaten by a kajer bua?
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Old September 18, 2013, 02:46 AM
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1. lol is this a complimemt or an attack i am not sure.... and thats the beauty of your post i guess.......
It is a compliment
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Old September 18, 2013, 03:00 AM
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My questions to idumb:

1. What's the toughest job of being married guy ?
2. Have you ever been caught red handed with any of your kajer buas ?
3. Your favourite holiday destination ?
4. The worst decision in your life (except marriage) ?
5. Tell ONE quality that your wife likes in you ?


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Old September 18, 2013, 11:11 AM
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Idumb bhai,

1)After getting banned why did you come back?
2)Which one is your favourite BC nick, Idumb or the previous one? Why?
3)Do you prefer desi bua or french maid ? Why?
4)What change(s) will you bring to BC if you r en charge?
5)Name one thing you dislike about BC & one thing you like?
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Old September 20, 2013, 04:15 AM
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iDumb questions:

i) Who is hotter? Angelina Jolie naki pasher barir Rahima? Olivia wilde naki Henry Cavil?
ii) Mufi type intellectual question: You are standing at a Bus stop along side a beautiful girl. It is raining heavily and there is a huge jam on the road. There is a cold breezing blowing and... oh wait... i think i forgot the question... anyways what is your favorite TV show?
iii) If you were given a million dollars what would be the first thing you would buy?
iv) Who cooks your Ilish maas?
v) At what speed is it safe to check out girls on the sidewalk?
vi) When will you buy a tv that is bigger than mine?
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Old September 20, 2013, 04:54 AM
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Lol....ashami bhagche mone hoy
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