(Satire) Bangladesh ready to take on Chatgaon
Press Release: Bangladesh ready to take on Chatgaon
Al-Amin Hossain who contributed the highest strike rate innings of the Test at 177.77 (that’s more 7 than Mushfiqur's lucky chances of spilling dollie) said in a press interview: Where is my Man of the Match award as I can use a egg beater for my kitchen sink. Meanwhile Tamim who threw a kitchen sink wasn’t around at press for interview. Authorities has it, Tamim is sueing the vendor for not giving him back 10 chocolates after he bought 100 cigarettes at 9 taka a piece. When it was pointed out that he did receive 10 taka back instead of chocolates, he fumed well math wasn’t my forty, besides I am half-pirana, the culture who can only count from one, two and many. You see, he explained. I haven’t made that many scores past the fingers of my hand recently. He also revealed that he gave a like to Syed Mohsin Kamal’s facebook status and he is planning to go clean for the next test. Of course, possibility of that is same as Akram chacha refraining from KFC, FFC, BFC, SFC, and TFC after each ‘waqt’ of prayers. IE, nil.
Sri Lanka managed three-times as many runs in the first innings and Tigers did not allow them to bat in the second.
Test no. 2 will be held at Chatgaon and Tigers are planning to go with the same squad. The logic behind it is that since they are accustomed, acclimitized, accosted and accentuatedly sledged Lankans: “You are playing good. Did you went to temple yesterday?” they will stick to their guns.
Shakib also absconded from the press but he was found alone and aloof and when pressed further he said of course in the port city, dew will play a huge factor….and after a pause he smiled out “not the one on grass”.
Also, Shamim bhai was at loss of words after the match…and that doesn’t happen a lot. Shamim bhai took a vow of silence for a few seconds and then laughed off hysterically "OHHHOOOO thank God that I am not a mime."
In a related news, Ashraful was seen playing garage badminton with the newly befriended Alfie who opened a thread about him recently on Banglacricketdotcom founded by Mohammad Chowdhury, the video specialist dude. Readers will recall one is banned from doing anything remotely similar to cricket and another is a traitor.
At the writing of this Tamim tweeted that he is studying Set theory to find out the largest number possible so that he can score it. When it was told that whatever number he can score one can always add 1 to it, he said that I don’t care I will just play au naturel. At this there was an awkward silence throughout the cyber world.
Rubel was also at the interview and after he was asked why did he give away 84 runs, he said because I wanted to keep my economy to 4.20 as I support legalization of medical marijuana. He also showed his card for glaucoma and at that…all was suddenly clear about his bowling style.
Finally, a new metric system is about to be initiated in Bangladesh about where a TI is unit of length of stay in seconds by a Bangladeshi batsmen, Marshall as unit for time length of the long walk from the crease to dressing room and of course, an Tg for negative balance as measured by the de facto trails Tigers have all the time.
Disclaimer: If you are too stupid to think that the above silly sketch is the official BCB press release, then you mustn't be allowed to breed.
Last edited by Zeeshan; January 30, 2014 at 12:23 PM..
Reason: getting too many unwanted attention with the title so edited it