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Old January 20, 2018, 04:45 PM
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Default Give the punchline.

How many Bangladeshis does it take to change a light bulb?
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Old January 20, 2018, 05:02 PM
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How many Bangladeshis does it take to change a light bulb?
5. 1 to change the lightbulb, the other 4 to stand around and supervise.

"bhai, apni koren ta ki?"
"dhur miah, apni paren na"
"bulb er temper sesh, ken?"
"akane hoice ta ki?
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Old January 20, 2018, 06:39 PM
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ZERO. We are NOT British slaves. /triggered
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Old January 20, 2018, 06:42 PM
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LEDs are more energy efficient than light bulbs and are more safe.
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Old January 20, 2018, 06:43 PM
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Look you can include Aussies if you feel Zeeshan.
Its about laughing at ourselves.
What best way to give Bangladeshis the chance to have the punch line.
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Old January 20, 2018, 07:51 PM
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What is the nation on Earth that every man and all living being are citizens of?

Parlen an tow?

Urination!..,beacuse bhais, listen, throughout the day we all urinate, and may times.
Urine belongs to us, and vice versa. We the people live in Urine!
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Old January 20, 2018, 07:54 PM
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Good stuff BK.
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Old January 20, 2018, 07:55 PM
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Goodie but an Oldee,Yankee,thanks.
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Old January 20, 2018, 11:43 PM
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I will take BK's example Aussies humour is taking the piss out of oneself,its part of our culture.
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Old February 7, 2018, 10:23 AM
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Hello bhais, How is everyone? Longtime, no music?

Let me ask - What is most important time in a human's life?
People say many things, like going to school, learning, taking care of old parents, fighting for their cause/country/the Lord, the moment one found the meaning of life or Siddhartha in the woods etc. etc.

No. None of the above is the final answer. What is it then?
Parlen na tow?

Listen mortals, the most important time in all living beings' life is 'Sexy Time'!
Without 'Sexy Time' - without laisezz les bon temps roulez...none of us would be here.
Even Tehsin bhaiya (Our/BC's Abbu/father) wouldn't be here, BC wouldn't be here.
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Old February 7, 2018, 10:53 AM
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How many software engineer does it take to fix a hard disk?
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Old February 7, 2018, 10:59 AM
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How many software engineer does it take to fix a hard disk?
1 terabyte?
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Old February 7, 2018, 10:29 PM
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1 terabyte?
1 yottabyte
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Old February 7, 2018, 10:58 PM
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How many software engineer does it take to fix a hard disk?
None, thats the computer engineers, job.
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Old February 8, 2018, 04:21 AM
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How many Bangladeshis does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on how quickly the wife wants it to be fixed
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Old February 8, 2018, 04:24 AM
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How many software engineer does it take to fix a hard disk?
Depends on whether the equipment is in warranty or not
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Old February 14, 2018, 02:27 AM
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If eleven minus one is zero....


Oh
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