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Old September 4, 2018, 05:35 PM
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Default Is it typical for a Bangladeshi to be a virgin at 36?

My friend one wants to know.
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Old September 4, 2018, 05:35 PM
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And I didn't put friends in airquotes either Yankees.
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Old September 4, 2018, 06:53 PM
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That’s pretty rude
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Old September 4, 2018, 07:01 PM
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^^^^ That's how I felt as well. I know very close friends who gets all upsett about this sensitive issue. I mean dude, just shower and pump. Then again it's not my call sitting on my privileged genes.

There are some struggles I will never feel.
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Old September 6, 2018, 09:39 AM
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So what's your friend's (no airquotes) name?

5'5" or taller? Check.

Fair? Check.

Willing to move. Check.

Not from Hobigonj but Sylheti? (Can't tell). 3 out of 4 should be okay.

I have a solution for her.
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Old September 6, 2018, 10:05 AM
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We used to have this douche bag at uni who thought doing it with a condom protected a man's virginity
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Old September 6, 2018, 10:14 AM
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So what's your friend's (no airquotes) name?

5'5" or taller? Check.

Fair? Check.

Willing to move. Check.

Not from Hobigonj but Sylheti? (Can't tell). 3 out of 4 should be okay.

I have a solution for her.
If that girl also has the following attributes I know who to warn her against!

Has to be British.

Has to wear hijab.

Has to be religious.

Has to be non Bangladeshi looking.
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Old September 6, 2018, 11:14 AM
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We used to have this douche bag at uni who thought doing it with a condom protected a man's virginity
LMAO!!!!!!!!! That's a gemmer right there. Damn adamnsu, you made me really laugh for the first day.
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Old September 6, 2018, 11:27 AM
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LMAO!!!!!!!!! That's a gemmer right there. Damn adamnsu, you made me really laugh for the first day.
If you think that was funny, wait till you hear some of his other theories.

He drank only beer and never touched hard liquor. His theory was he was doing less sin due to its lower alcoholic content.
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Old September 6, 2018, 11:33 AM
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Dude!!!! LMAO. ^^

I bet he must've had consentual rape (yeah I am going wayyy too far), only ate pigs that were slaughtered from the neck down at a more humane 30degree angle, or read Hasidic tome ONLY if the dreidel is from a reputable money lender?

(Yeah I kinda had to throw that last line down cuz heads be accusin me of bein' a 'phobe.)
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Old September 6, 2018, 11:55 AM
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He drank only beer and never touched hard liquor. His theory was he was doing less sin due to its lower alcoholic content.
Wrong thread.

This belongs in the Confucianism thread
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Old September 6, 2018, 12:12 PM
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I bet he must've had consentual rape (yeah I am going wayyy too far)
Ha ha! Nah he was a harmless character and wouldnt go that far tbh.

He would always use the term "LIVE TOGETHER" which I found hilarious.

They had a small group who had such obnoxiously hilarious plots and theories. One of them I kid you not looked like the runner Ben Jhonson and thats what I used to call him.
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Old September 6, 2018, 12:13 PM
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Wrong thread.

This belongs in the Confucianism thread
That would be contradictory to living a simple way of life
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Old September 6, 2018, 12:18 PM
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That would be contradictory to living a simple way of life
My point exactly.
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Old September 6, 2018, 12:42 PM
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The guy had an intial hypotheses of how to bag a girl. Click baaz the names of all the guys better looking than him to the girl and be her Chamcha.

It was a brilliant plan had it not been be caught out by one the guys.
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Old September 6, 2018, 01:36 PM
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Among his other bizzare theories he claimed that eating raw onions would help keep a certain organ erect for longer 😁
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Old September 6, 2018, 01:41 PM
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I would believe that
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