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  #851  
Old September 11, 2012, 10:32 AM
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^^^ Nah....oi gula roman bhai er !! right er ta amar (Joey) !
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Old September 12, 2012, 08:45 AM
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Old September 12, 2012, 08:58 AM
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^^ Is that from your own phone Zinat ?
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Old November 15, 2012, 10:15 AM
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.


Moral of the story:
Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Old November 15, 2012, 02:47 PM
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Sehwag said, "I don't think so, because we have to work hard to take 20 English wickets. They are not Bangladesh or somebody else. "
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Old November 16, 2012, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Zunaid
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.


Moral of the story:
Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Its more of a 'Moral of the day' kind of post
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Old November 18, 2012, 01:01 AM
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Its more of a 'Moral of the day' kind of post
Turkey = Us, the fans of Bangladeshi cricket.

Bull = Them, BCB including the selectors.

The BS = Our one-hit wonder players.

The farmer = T8 teams and soon enough, Zimbabwe and Ireland.
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Old November 19, 2012, 02:54 AM
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The greatest of all the jokes I've heard in my entire life



Bangladesh PM demands apology
Many TV channels are reporting that the Bangladeshi Prime Minister has said that relations with Pakistan can’t become normal until Pakistan apologized for killings in 1971 military action, in the then East Pakistan. Bangladesh government of Sheikh Hasina, which is a known lackey of India, must first apologize to Pakistan, for the massive genocide of Pakistan loving Muslim population in the then East Pakistan, after which the Pakistan Army had to intervene in 1971, to stop the worst kind of genocide, perpetuated by the then veritable arm of the Indian army, Mukti Bahini (MB).

Pakistan must declare in clear terms that the Pakistan Army acted absolutely legally, under all the international laws and conventions, in the then East Pakistan, to save the territory belonging to Pakistan from the invading Mukti Bahini mercenaries and safeguarding the geographical boundaries of an independent country, which was duly recognised by the entire world. Furthermore, the current Bangladesh government leaders should be tried for the genocide of all those Myanmar Muslim refugees (declared by the UN as the most persecuted minority on earth), migrating from Myanmar, to avoid being massacred, were refused entry, as per international laws, and they were all killed subsequently, either by drowning in the river while being turned back by Bangladesh authorities or by the Myanmar killer gangs. In this regard, a US Senators delegation also severely reprimanded the Bangladesh government for not allowing Myanmar Muslims to seek refuge in Bangladesh.

Hasina Wajid and her cronies should be ashamed of siding with India rather than Muslim Pakistan. It will not be out of place to mention that majority of the Bangladesh population is peace loving; and they love their Pakistani brothers.

http://www.nation.com.pk/pakistan-ne...emands-apology
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Old January 27, 2013, 01:09 AM
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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.
He sits down and places the bag on the counter.
The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9 inch" tall and sets him on the counter.
He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.
He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.
The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!
"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the paperbag.
This time he pulls out a magic lamp.
He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.
"I will grant you one wish... Just one wish... each person is only allowed one!"
The bartender gets real excited.
Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar.
It is soon followed by another duck, then another.
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says,"you know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
"No sh*t!!" says the man, "do you really think I asked for a 9 inch pianist?"
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Old January 27, 2013, 01:17 AM
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heard that long time ago except the size increased by an inch it seems like. whats up with this fascination with size. i bet 6 inch pianist plays mozart the best....
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Old January 30, 2013, 01:42 PM
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Sir i did not get it? two son of others?
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Old July 27, 2013, 07:05 AM
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কোনো এক শপিং মল এ আগুন লাগায় কর্তৃপক্ষ বললেন " মল এ আগুন লেগেছে , আপনারা তারাতারি মলত্যাগ করেন"
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Old July 27, 2013, 07:09 AM
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brilliant ^^ kintu keno jani mone hoche simon bhaiar na orig.
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Old July 27, 2013, 07:13 AM
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^^ shongroho kora
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Old July 27, 2013, 07:18 AM
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^^ shongroho kora
shetai...boss bollen apnee naki bhaloi tour dilen french pahi te ...

mod tod er chancey achen naki?
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