Joke of the day.... - Page 13

Omio · #**301** November 4, 2006, 01:18 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuQ_hioYSV4

cricman · #**302** November 10, 2006, 05:45 PM

Bangla version of fresh prince of bel air theme song:

In west benny bazar wer i was born and raised, in the tin house is where i spent most of my dayz, chilling out, relaxing while eating some hutki, laughing with da khamla bettis, while drinking sum fanni, when a couple of mullas, they wer up2 no good, stated doing jadoo in my neighbourhood, they made a ryt old mess, and mah abba gt scared, he sed your movin 2 your mamas in sylhet instead, i whistled for a rikshaw, it came the next day, told him wher i was gona go and dat i wasn't gona pay, i knew i could smell sumthing it was da oil in his hair, if n e thing but i thought nah forget it okhannoh zah beh, i pulled up to a house about 1 or 2, got out the rikshaw and stepped on sum pooh, looked at my kingdom, i was finally der, 2 sit on a mura and breathe some sweet bangla air!!

found it on myspace

Bancan · #**303** November 10, 2006, 07:45 PM

haha. funnyy

mzia · #**304** November 23, 2006, 01:59 AM

Mrs. Khaleda Zia, President Iaz Uddia and Mrs. Sheik Hasina are flying on
an airplane to find a solution of the existing political crisis. Why in an airplane?
They wanted to avoid the over enthusiastic media including Munni Shaha and Talat Mahmud.

Mrs. Khaleda Zia looks at Sheik Hasina and says, "You know, I could throw
a 500 taka note out the window right now and make one person very happy."

Mrs Sheik Hasina shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw five
100 taka notes out the window and make 5 people very happy." President
Iaz Uddin says, "Of course then, I could throw five-hundred 1 taka notes out
the window and make five-hundred people very happy."

At this point, the pilot of the aircraft looks at all of them and says,
"I could throw all of you out the window and make the entire nation happy."

**Nasif** · #**305** November 23, 2006, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by mzia
Mrs. Khaleda Zia, President Iaz Uddia and Mrs. Sheik Hasina are flying on
an airplane to find a solution of the existing political crisis. Why in an airplane?
They wanted to avoid the over enthusiastic media including Munni Shaha and Talat Mahmud.

Mrs. Khaleda Zia looks at Sheik Hasina and says, "You know, I could throw
a 500 taka note out the window right now and make one person very happy."

Mrs Sheik Hasina shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw five
100 taka notes out the window and make 5 people very happy." President
Iaz Uddin says, "Of course then, I could throw five-hundred 1 taka notes out
the window and make five-hundred people very happy."

At this point, the pilot of the aircraft looks at all of them and says,
"I could throw all of you out the window and make the entire nation happy."

LOL

nobody · #**306** November 23, 2006, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mzia
Mrs. Khaleda Zia, President Iaz Uddia and Mrs. Sheik Hasina are flying on
an airplane to find a solution of the existing political crisis. Why in an airplane?
They wanted to avoid the over enthusiastic media including Munni Shaha and Talat Mahmud.

Mrs. Khaleda Zia looks at Sheik Hasina and says, "You know, I could throw
a 500 taka note out the window right now and make one person very happy."

Mrs Sheik Hasina shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw five
100 taka notes out the window and make 5 people very happy." President
Iaz Uddin says, "Of course then, I could throw five-hundred 1 taka notes out
the window and make five-hundred people very happy."

At this point, the pilot of the aircraft looks at all of them and says,
"I could throw all of you out the window and make the entire nation happy."

The most appropite joke at the moment. But these 'Bosti konna' would not sit together

Ahmed_B · #**307** November 23, 2006, 12:54 PM

Cricket-are you good at it?
Try to answer which player we are talking about......... based on minimum no of clues...!

Clue no: 1 - In an Historic match between India and England, he served as a captain.....
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Clue no: 2 - He was the Opening bowler in that match....
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Clue no: 3 - He was also the Opening batsman in that match....
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Clue no: 4 - He is the one who bowled the last ball of his innings....
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Clue no: 5 - He was the one who faced the last ball of the innings....
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Still you didn't get it...... oops.....

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Clue no: 6 - He took the last wicket of the innings.....
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Clue no: 7 - He was the man of match in that particular match....
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Okay atleast after this easy one
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Clue no: 8 - He won the match for his team by hitting a sixer in the last ball........
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Okay Let the genius answer it....
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It is..........
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Aamir Khan in Lagaan

Ahmed_B · #**308** November 23, 2006, 01:41 PM

Sachin & Saurav Conversations in old age..

Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 80 years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket,like they do every day.

Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?"

Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same." They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on.

One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sourav... Sourav!"

Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?"

"Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost.

Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?" "Well," says Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first," says Ganguly.

Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven." Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"

Sachin sighs and whispers,

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"You and me, We are going to open the innings on Friday."

PoorFan · #**309** November 24, 2006, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mzia
Mrs. Khaleda Zia, President Iaz Uddia and Mrs. Sheik Hasina are flying on
an airplane to find a solution of the existing political crisis. Why in an airplane?
They wanted to avoid the over enthusiastic media including Munni Shaha and Talat Mahmud.

Mrs. Khaleda Zia looks at Sheik Hasina and says, "You know, I could throw
a 500 taka note out the window right now and make one person very happy."

Mrs Sheik Hasina shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw five
100 taka notes out the window and make 5 people very happy." President
Iaz Uddin says, "Of course then, I could throw five-hundred 1 taka notes out
the window and make five-hundred people very happy."

At this point, the pilot of the aircraft looks at all of them and says,
"I could throw all of you out the window and make the entire nation happy."

This is absurd!!!

How come Khaleda throws money to people and make them happy, without asking 'Nijami' that money 'halal' or not!?
How come Hasina agree to throw 100 taka note to people and make them happy, without having 'dady' printed on it!?

Rabz · #**310** November 24, 2006, 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PoorFan
This is absurd!!!

How come Khaleda throws money to people and make them happy, without asking 'Nijami' that money 'halal' or not!?
How come Hasina agree to throw 100 taka note to people and make them happy, without having 'dady' printed on it!?

khub-ee uchit ebong chintar kotha Poorfan.
Ekebare nejjo kotha bolesen.

Alien · #**311** November 24, 2006, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuruTM

LOL.. I had that pic in my lecture slide...

Must be popular for some reason.

Alien · #**312** November 24, 2006, 08:05 AM

BTW, they are really funny jokes. Keep em rolling.

mhferdaus · #**313** November 25, 2006, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Hitler
BTW, they are really funny jokes. Keep em rolling.

"The victor will never be asked if he told the truth" - Adolf Hitler

rest assured there will be judgment day INSHA-ALLAH, and no one can avoid it

, so that kind of makes me happy, and then there are all those things done by myself ... that makes me scared.

newayz, I got a gopal joke.

king : what took you so long?
gopal : your majesty it was so rainy that I took one step forward and then forced to take 3 backward steps.
king : then how come you have reached the palace?
gopal : well I walked all the way backward to the palace.

EDIT : what was the joke omio made? was that really bad taste?

Omio · #**314** November 25, 2006, 06:49 AM

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**Nasif** · #**315** November 26, 2006, 07:10 PM

Take a look at a student's answers in an exam

Check the other ones...

Miraz · #**316** November 26, 2006, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Nasif
Take a look at a student's answers in an exam

http://www.banglacricket.com/alochon...1&d=1164586304
Check the other ones...

Nasif bhai, best practical joke I have ever seen. I was wondering about the marks awarded in each question, that's even funnier

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One question, apni ei masterpiece pelen kothai??

**Nasif** · #**317** November 26, 2006, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miraz

Nasif bhai, best practical joke I have ever seen. I was wondering about the marks awarded in each question, that's even funnier

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One question, apni ei masterpiece pelen kothai??

Miraj bhai, I got it from one of my friend in BD through email. He sent the email out to many, including me

Omio · #**318** November 26, 2006, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nasif
Take a look at a student's answers in an exam

Check the other ones...

Nafis vai, PC te kono joke pore eto hasi ni,
Bechaari রোখসানা আক্তার..।...।

*AsifTheManRahman* · #**319** November 27, 2006, 01:55 AM

not sure if this has been posted before; had a good laugh while taking a break from studying for exams.

http://shayari.sr-ultimate.com/funny...proposals.html

mhferdaus · #**320** November 28, 2006, 02:57 AM

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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone wife
and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she would be
called the woman of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)

simple, he wants a djinn as his wife ( must have seen i dream of djinnie ??? )

Kabir · #**321** December 1, 2006, 11:22 AM

Here's a remix of a popular song. It's probably not a joke, but every time I listen to it, I roll on the ground laughing. I don't know if it's been posted before, coz the remix was done sometime last year. I'll give you hints about the original song:

1. There's an active thread right now talking about its artist.
2. It's not done by one of our mods who go by the same name as this artist!

And finally, LISTENERS' discresion is advised!

Get the remix from here.

Omio · #**322** December 2, 2006, 06:41 AM

"Khaleda Zia, President Iaz Uddin and Sheik Hasina are flying on an airplane to find a solution of the existing political crisis.
Why in an airplane?
They wanted to avoid the over enthusiastic media including Munni Shaha and Talat Mahmud.

Khaleda Zia looks at Sheik Hasina and says, "You know, I could throw a 500 taka note out the window right now and make one person very happy."

Sheik Hasina shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw five 100 taka notes out the window and make 5 people very happy."
President Iaz Uddin says, "Of course then, I could throw five-hundred 1 taka notes out
the window and make five-hundred people very happy."

At this point, the pilot of the aircraft looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy." "

afrina · #**323** December 2, 2006, 03:02 PM

Omio bhai nice jokes but aktu purano, erokom ageo porechi.

Kabir bhai its really joshhhhhh, never heard before. thanks.

mhferdaus · #**324** December 2, 2006, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kabir
Here's a remix of a popular song. It's probably not a joke, but every time I listen to it, I roll on the ground laughing. I don't know if it's been posted before, coz the remix was done sometime last year. I'll give you hints about the original song:

1. There's an active thread right now talking about its artist.
2. It's not done by one of our mods who go by the same name as this artist!

And finally, LISTENERS' discresion is advised!

Get the remix from here.

i hope for the irony you did not do farting while you were rolling

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and to answer the child's question : why people fart?

well you see we are living things, and living things need to re energize and thus we need to need to eat and then process and the process have some side effects, it is one of things you,them and me everyone does but is embarassed about ... just like you and them but rightly have the shame not to talk about it :d.

EDIT : bottom line bad taste of comedy arnab bhai

Omio · #**325** December 6, 2006, 06:01 AM