Joke of the day....

[revolver]

joke of the day is that i didnt brust for 3weeks nw

[Kabir]

Originally Posted by Beamer
The Indian tells him that another fellow American told him that to be an American- He must learn how to chase chicks, be a piss drunk, and listen to bull ****.

Good one...

[Kabir]

Anyone heard any of the sardarji jokes? Sardarjis are the targeted ones among all indians...all indians make fun of them I heard...may be our indian friends here can correct me if I'm wrong.

Here's a cheap one:

A sardarji goes to another sardarji's house, only to find him digging in his backyard. The curious sardarji asked the man digging, what are you digging? The sardarji responds, "You know, I called my credit card company and they said that my card has expired. So I thought I must dig it a...".

[Nasif]

Got this from a friend's email. Found it really fun;

View it in full size: http://www.banglacricket.com/alochon...1&d=1257968411

[BD-Shardul]

Originally Posted by Nasif

This is from Rosh+Alo. I recommend the following (HHS guaranteed)

তোমায় পাওয়ার জন্যে

দাম্পত্য অভিযোগ

বউয়ের যত্ন নিন, নিলে কতটুকু নিচ্ছেন জানুন

বাজারের নাম শেয়ারবাজার

নতুন কিছু সুপার হিরো পরিপ্রেক্ষিত বাংলাদেশ

[FagunerAgun]

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured
that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he
knew that he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block
and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera
flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even
slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed.
He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and
was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a
snail's pace. Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving
without a seat belt.

You can't fix stupids.

[Ashfaq]

http://abstrusegoose.com/12

This cartoon explain why math texts are so pointless.

[Rabz]

Thanks for the jokes guys.
It is the funny.

[nadim 98]

thank you guy's for making me luff

[FagunerAgun]

[revolver]

lol bare funny jokes but cudnt read the bengali writing 1

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by Siraji
http://abstrusegoose.com/12

This cartoon explain why math texts are so pointless.

Love it! Good find.

[One World]

#579 and last 2 links of #580 - jhakkas jinishpotro.

[Ashfaq]

Originally Posted by ZeeshanM
Love it! Good find.

I went through the whole archive in one sitting. That guy is a freaking genious. I want a "I, Cyborg" T shirt. Too bad I'll have to print it out myself.

[FagunerAgun]

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Goodbye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries.

"That comes to $147.85," said the clerk..

"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."

[nycpro96]

Originally Posted by FagunerAgun
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Goodbye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries.

"That comes to $147.85," said the clerk..

"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."

nice one

[FagunerAgun]

You should be aware that Mr. Bill Gates is thinking about Windows 2010 in Bengali, specially designed for Bangladeshis. Windows 2010 - (Janala Dui hajar Dash) is supposed to have a special Bangla edition plug-in......examples given below:

Bacha = Save
Ei bhabe Bacha = Save as
Hoggol re bacha = Save All
Amare bacha! = Help
Khoj = Find
Abar khoj = Find Again
Nora = Move
Dakbaksho = Mail
Dakpeon-ala = Mailer
Kachh thaikka dekh = Zoom
Dur thaikka dekh = Zoom Out
Khol = Open
Bondho Kor = Close
Notun = New
Buira khatash = Old
Bodli kor = Replace
Bhaag shala = Run
Chaapa maar = Print
Deikha Chaap = Print Preview
Nokol kor = Copy
Kaat = Cut
Bhitorey dhooka = Insert
Atha Maar = Paste
Especial Atha maar = Paste Special
Maar shala re = Delete
Ektu Nojor = View
Kodal = Tools
Kodal baksho = Toolbar
Bichano Chaador = Spreadsheet
Bidda-shagor-er Baap = Database
Joota maira bahir kor = Exit
Theilla bahir kor = Quit
Patha = Send
Laga = Attach
Gaach = Tree
Chika = mouse
Tik-Tik Kor = Click
Ei khan-kar maal oi khane, Oi khan-kaar maal ei khane=Scrollbar


Is this a joke?

[bujhee kom]

^^Hahahahaha..."Ei khan-kar maal oi khane, Oi khan-kaar maal ei khane=Scrollbar" is a good business I like very much...very funny Faguner Laal Agun dada!!

[BD-Shardul]

From today's Rosh+Alo

Please read the digital names and the ads on the right side of the following page




The commentary of Chowdhury Zafarullah

[_Rafi_]

Originally Posted by BD-Shardul
From today's Rosh+Alo

Please read the digital names and the ads on the right side of the following page




The commentary of Chowdhury Zafarullah

hahaha.
Bowler Jahir khan trouser khule umpire k dilo...
Rosh+alo is much better than Alpin.

[nadim 98]

probably wrong thread but watch this

[Zeeshan]

At the risk (and pleasure) of offending many hujurs here in the forum:

Muslim Pickup Lines

1. "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me."
2. "Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you."
3. "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."
4. "To watch you pray is a sin of its own."
5. "Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"
6. "You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life."
7. "Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..."
8. "Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?"
9. "Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"
10. "Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beaut! iful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?"
11. What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school
12. Can I have your wali's phone number?
13. So, read any good Surahs lately?
14. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
15. Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?
16. Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room
17. Didn't we meet when I went on Hajj/fought Jihad/ on the day we testified Allah was our lord?

http://www.bangla2000.com/mboard/vbulletin.asp?ID=3155

[bujhee kom]

Layperson bhai, apni bhalo achen dadaa? Mangsho khacchen aar Gopal-er joke prochen naki dada bose bose?

[bujhee kom]

Ke? Where is the deleat button? Why is it always so much trouble with the deleat feature in BC?

[BANFAN]

Originally Posted by bujhee kom
Ke? Where is the deleat button? Why is it always so much trouble with the deleat feature in BC?

Use Edit button to get the delete feature