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Old November 30, 2009, 07:14 AM
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http://www.bangla2000.com/mboard/vbulletin.asp?ID=3155
Most of these wouldn't make sense to people who are not familiar with certain Islamic aspects. And for those who are, most of these wouldn't be funny at all. (Though two or three were really funny)
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Old November 30, 2009, 07:44 AM
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at the risk (and pleasure) of offending many hujurs here in the forum:http://www.bangla2000.com/mboard/vbulletin.asp?id=3155

জিশান ভাইঃ বাংলাক্রিকেটের মোল্লাদের কি আপনি এত অথর্ব আর দুর্বল ঈমানের অধিকারী মনে করেন যে আপনি একটা টোপ ফালাবেন আর মোল্লারা তা গিলে ফেলবে?

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Old November 30, 2009, 07:56 AM
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জিশান ভাইঃ বাংলাক্রিকেটের মোল্লাদের কি আপনি এত অথর্ব আর দুর্বল ঈমানের অধিকারী মনে করেন যে আপনি একটা টোপ ফালাবেন আর মোল্লারা তা গিলে ফেলবে?

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Old November 30, 2009, 07:57 AM
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And one second, I thought ZM himself was a Munshi (as his title and avatar suggests)? or, does 'Munshi' in this case have a different meaning? Now where can I find the list of meanings of 'Munshi'? Surely Encarta doesn't have it.

Edit: Oh, no; it does.

http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/munshi.html

Alright, then. Munshi =\= Mullah
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I feel like reading all but I think it will take me half a day...
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Old November 30, 2009, 10:08 AM
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সস্তা ছেলেমানুষী অপচেষ্টা।
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Old December 3, 2009, 05:54 AM
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The commentary of Chowdhury Zafarullah

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Old February 12, 2010, 04:34 PM
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Thousands gathered at Bangla Academy for Ekushe Boi Mela yesterday. Officials got worried when some of the nerds started debating if an electron can exist at two places simultaneously then why can't they be at the book fair and British Council at the same time.
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50,000 maunds of jute were burned down yesterday in Noapara Jute Mill in Abhoynagar upazila. Luckily no one was injured, although the local ladies were going crazy to get their calendars signed by the hunky firefighters of a Noapara, Jessore, Keshabpur and Monirampur.
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Old March 11, 2010, 04:18 PM
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নিন এই বেলা দু'দন্ড হেসে নিন।
রকিব নিয়ে দুদিন যা কান্ড হলো! তাইতো আপা বাধ্য হয়ে এসব কথা বললেন আমাদের আনন্দ দানের জন্য।


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তত্ত্বাবধায়ক আমলে আমাকে স্লো পয়জনিং করা হয় : হাসিনা নিজস্ব প্রতিবেদক
সংসদ নেতা ও প্রধানমন্ত্রী শেখ হাসিনা অভিযোগ করেছেন, বিগত তত্ত্বাবধায়ক সরকার তাঁকে জেলে স্লো পয়জনিং করে মেরে ফেলতে চেয়েছিল। গতকাল বৃহস্পতিবার সন্ধ্যায় সংসদে রাষ্ট্রপতির ভাষণের ওপর ধন্যবাদ প্রস্তাব নিয়ে আলোচনায় তিনি বিরোধী দলের উদ্দেশে বলেন, 'আপনারা কতটা ক্ষতিগ্রস্ত হয়েছেন? অথচ আমাকে খাবারে সে সময় ক্রমাগত পয়জন দিয়ে মেরে ফেলতে চেয়েছিল। সেই তুলনায় আজকের বিরোধী দলের নেতা খালেদা জিয়া অনেক আরাম-আয়েশে ছিলেন।'
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নিন এই বেলা দু'দন্ড হেসে নিন।
রকিব নিয়ে দুদিন যা কান্ড হলো! তাইতো আপা বাধ্য হয়ে এসব কথা বললেন আমাদের আনন্দ দানের জন্য।




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জিসানের বাংলা পরীক্ষার খাতাঃ

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ডিজিটাল বাংলাদেশ

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In another famous account intended to verify Nostradamus psychic talents, a skeptic, the Seigneur de Florinville, challenged the visionary. While staying at his chateau in the province of Lorraine, Florinvilles asked the budding young prophet to guess what his guests were having for dinner. Nostradamus was shown two suckling pigs, one black and the other white. Florinville then asked Nostradamus to predict which pig would become their supper that night. Nostradamus assured him that they would be dining on the meat of the black pig. Florinville then told the cook to prepare the white pig.

That evening at dinner, Nostradamus was again asked which pig they were eating, and again he replied the black one. Florinville triumphantly asked the cook to reveal to Nostradamus which pig it was that they were eating. The cook said that while preparing the white pig a tamed wolf cub had wandered into the kitchen and devoured it. The cook then slaughtered the remaining black pig and prepared it for the dinner instead. So it appeared than “even when Nostradamus was wrong, he was right.”
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Two Ukrainians from Saskatchewan are walking down a street in Winnipeg when they see a sign on a store that reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00, trousers $2.50 per pair."

Hey Yashko, we could buy a whole stack of these, take 'em back to Saskatoon to sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' cause if they hear your accent, they'll know for sure we're from Saskatchewan and will try to cheat us. I'll try to sound like we're from Ontario."

So they go in and say, "I'll take 50 of them there suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and....


The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Saskatchewan, aren't you?"

"Well...yeah, How'd you know?"

"Because this is a dry-cleaners."

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^^^Hhahahaahaha....Faguneragun mama, that was superb....hahahah those silly very funny Saskwatch from Saskatchewan! The Big-foot!
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Old July 18, 2010, 02:24 PM
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Dear BK, glad to see you liked it.
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i am posting in BC forum..... what a joke
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Old September 26, 2010, 04:03 AM
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Not Giving Up Without A Fight
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As he climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the US and if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule?"

The farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot! Now, it's my turn!"

The old farmer smiled and said, "No, I give up. You can have the duck!"
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