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Old July 21, 2004, 03:06 PM
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Default Joke of the Week....

A man was carrying a dog in his arms... suddenly the dog disappeared

what happened to the dog?
what happened to the dog?
what happened to the dog?

the MAN ATE IT

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Old July 21, 2004, 03:10 PM
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How dogs are better than men
1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
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Old July 21, 2004, 03:13 PM
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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?


Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we have our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a light bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one!?! And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code!

Dachshund:
I can't even reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle:
I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it! By the time he's finished rewiring my house, my nails will be dry!

Rottweiler:
Go ahead. Make me!

Shi-tzu:
Puh-leese dah-ling, let the servants.......

Labrador:
Oh me, me, pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Irish Setter:
Huh?

Malamute:
Let the border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture

Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got his hangover....

Mastiff:
Mastiff's are NOT afraid of the dark.

Basset Hound:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

Chihuahua:
Yo quiero taco bulb.

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, it's right there...

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:
Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

Old English Sheepdog:
Light bulb? LIGHT BULB? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

German Shepherd:
Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"

Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!

Cat:
Pets do not change light bulbs. People change light buls. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
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Old July 21, 2004, 03:13 PM
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A man was carrying a dog in his arms... suddenly the dog disappeared

what happened to the dog?
what happened to the dog?
what happened to the dog?

the MAN ATE IT

this joke sucks man!!!! nevertheless, it's great for me to Poon on!!!:P
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Old July 21, 2004, 03:17 PM
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Old July 21, 2004, 03:21 PM
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One day James Bond went ot the dog pound.
there was one dog that came to him.
the dog asked him "Whats ur name" in dog language... then James Bond used his dog translator to answer his question.
he said "my name is Bond... James Bond"
then he asked the dog with his translator "Whats ur name?"
then one dog came and took his translator away.
so the dog replied.
"Bow"
Bow wow
Bow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
Bow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

Then James Bond never asked another dog for their name

[Edited on 21-7-2004 by nishy]
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Old July 21, 2004, 03:25 PM
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Damn dog!!! Enough with the doggy joke! Dog lovers! Take a breather you are running out of joke: joke boy!!!!

[Edited on 21-7-2004 by rassel]
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Old July 21, 2004, 03:28 PM
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A man was carrying a dog in his arms... suddenly the man disappeared

what happened to the man?
what happened to the man?
what happened to the man?

the DOG ATE HIM





[Edited on 21-7-2004 by nishy]
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Old July 21, 2004, 03:31 PM
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one day the dog was sitting home alone, it had nothing to eat... guess what it ate? me ( nishy )


nice joke?:duh:
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Old July 21, 2004, 03:32 PM
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what the ****

You are one big dummy! Now repeating your silly joke ha!
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Old July 21, 2004, 03:33 PM
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Your are back, right?
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Old July 21, 2004, 03:33 PM
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i am a dogs fan i got 101 dalmations



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Old July 21, 2004, 03:34 PM
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yes! chinaman bhai right on!!!
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Old July 21, 2004, 03:35 PM
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i am a dogs fan i got 101 dalmations
Sushi type?
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Old July 21, 2004, 03:35 PM
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hey m8 i am just posting some jokes 2 make people laugh............ if u dont like my joke plz tell me
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Old July 21, 2004, 03:38 PM
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Thank god that you weren't here during the game! Could have sabotage everything.
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Old July 21, 2004, 03:40 PM
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Lats joke of the day ( 21.07.2004 )

my dog is beautiful and its so beautiful..... it wants 2 be an actor....one day my dog had a chance 2 act a bollywood movie but my dog said i dont want 2 act in bollywood movie, i want 2 act in hollywood movie because i can fight and fly like matrix..
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Old July 21, 2004, 03:42 PM
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Whats wrong with u? But funny anyway...
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Old July 21, 2004, 03:45 PM
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Whats wrong with u? But funny anyway...
now you done it. misal gone eats you alive.
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Old July 21, 2004, 09:10 PM
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Ahemm! Dogs! they smell!:Pcats what you should like. I love cats, cutie meow meow!
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Old July 22, 2004, 12:47 AM
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Lats joke of the day ( 21.07.2004 )

my dog is beautiful and its so beautiful..... it wants 2 be an actor....one day my dog had a chance 2 act a bollywood movie but my dog said i dont want 2 act in bollywood movie, i want 2 act in hollywood movie because i can fight and
fly like matrix..
Tell your parents not to shake their other kids as much...

You need some serious detoxing
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Old July 22, 2004, 10:52 AM
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A man was carrying a dog in his arms... suddenly the dog disappeared

what happened to the dog?
what happened to the dog?
what happened to the dog?

the MAN ATE IT
most stupid joke i've ever hear.
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Old July 22, 2004, 10:57 AM
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Tell your parents not to shake their other kids as much...

You need some serious detoxing
only funny joke of this thread!
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Old July 22, 2004, 11:51 AM
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Quote:
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A man was carrying a dog in his arms... suddenly the dog disappeared

what happened to the dog?
what happened to the dog?
what happened to the dog?

the MAN ATE IT
most stupid joke i've ever hear.
BTW where is the joke?

It's a Korean episode!!
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Old July 22, 2004, 02:36 PM
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One day while watching cricket a fan wanted a HOT DOG... but he got an UGLY ONE... what did the man do?????


HE ATE IT!
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