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Old December 20, 2004, 03:20 PM
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Default Top Ten Fixes for Bashar\'s Batting Woes

Well folks, the Test series is over. We're waitin' for more pain in the coming ODIs. Let's have some fun at Bashar's expense. Why not, it's been depressing enough.... for the most part.

Top ten fixes for Bashar's batting:

10 ? Stop being 'Bash' ful !
9 - Start 'Bash' ing !
8 - Ask Pathan for advice on how to play his inswingers
7 - Tie a red reminder string on your bat 'Do not Pull'
6 - Tie a green reminder string on your bat 'Do not Hook'
5 - The two guys in white that just moved in square leg, they are NOT groundsmen..
4 - Yes, 'Duck' is a bird, but, when you hear it, just sit down quickly.
3 - No, they did not change the size of the ball while you were out with injury.
2 - Remember, you had the nervous fifties, not the nervous 'ninteen's

And, the number one fix for Bashar's batting(Drumroll please)

Change your name to 'Bashraful'


Cheers.

Edited on, December 20, 2004, 8:24 PM GMT, by billah.
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Old December 20, 2004, 03:32 PM
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Old December 20, 2004, 03:32 PM
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attach automatic elbow restraining device/alarm that activates as soon as elbow reaches 135 degrees. That should do it.
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Old December 20, 2004, 03:36 PM
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fataisen billah bhai... awesome...
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Old December 20, 2004, 05:29 PM
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great going billah bhai...
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Old December 20, 2004, 05:36 PM
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1.5 (between 1 and 2): tie a string from the end of his bat to his shoe. the string will be about 1 feet long. so, he can't hook or pull. neither can he sweep. only thing he can do is play at straight bat and find the gaps without hitting hard (can't hit hard because the string is only 1 feet long).
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Old December 20, 2004, 06:18 PM
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Billah rocks
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Old December 20, 2004, 09:35 PM
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hahah awesome.
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Old December 21, 2004, 07:26 AM
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