I've said this to other people. I'll say it to you.
You know *nothing* about cricket.
In case you are not aware, Bangladesh is a flat, low-lying, tropical country that tends to the damp side. Therefore, pitches in Bangladesh will not tend to be hard, bouncy affairs.
Yes, you can fake it for practice purposes with astroturf on concrete - but these are *not* first-class wickets, which are made of dirt and grass.
Finally, as far as "when the Subcontinent teams tour the result is a forgone conclusion", I'd like to refer you to my universe, where India tied their last tour of Australia, winning one, losing one and drawing two.
Go, look it up on CricInfo
http://aus.cricinfo.com/db/ARCHIVE/2...ND_IN_AUS/wci/
Actually, as far as IT IS VERY EASY TO ADJUST FROM PLAYING ON BOUNCY PITCHES TO PLAYING ON SLOW WICKETS BUT VERY DIFFICULT TO ADJUST FROM PLAYING ON SLOW TRACKS TO FAST TRACKS”, I'd like to refer you to how well certain Australian batsmen did on the last tour of Bangladesh. Here are the stats
ML Hayden 2 3 0 107 72 35.66 48.63 - 1 6 -
MJ Clarke 2 3 1 51 23* 25.50 46.78 - - - -
DR Martyn 1 2 0 11 7 5.50 36.66 - - - -
Instant adaption to low, slow, turnning pitches, huh.
Ian Whitchurch