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Old September 12, 2011, 11:08 PM
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Pick up artist: Apa apnee ki chumuk dichen?
Victim: keno...borehani
Pick up artist: Not really....
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Old September 12, 2011, 11:20 PM
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Pick up artist: Apu apnar naam ki?
Victim[mad]: Naam die kaam ki...apnar?
Pick up artist: chi chi chi....shunbe to shobai
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Old September 12, 2011, 11:25 PM
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slightly plagiarized...

Victim: Ai rickshaaa...jabaa naki?
Rickshawala/artist: koi jaiben apa?
Victim: Mogbazar...
Rickshawala: Cholen....ashi teka
Victim: Ki! Mogbazar to ekhan thekei dekha jay
Rickshwala: Apa.....janala diya to apnar bedrumo to eikhan theika dekha jay...tay bole ki apnee ashi tekay oikhane jaben naki
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Old September 13, 2011, 08:20 AM
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Victim(female): Tomar vaiar sathe amar ektu phone a kotha bola dorkar. Ektu line kore dao to. Pick up artist: Apnar sathe unar line korano amar kase kono bepar na. But what would your husband think?

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Old September 13, 2011, 10:56 AM
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"Did you fall from heavan"? ------------------ "Awwww" ------------------------ "Cos your face is F***ed". :p
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Old September 13, 2011, 11:22 AM
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Pick up artist: Apa apnee ki chumuk dichen?
Victim: keno...borehani
Pick up artist: Not really....
The problem with this one is that I read the first line as "have you had a sip of this?" rather than "what did you sip?" ... so the second line made no sense as a response to me (even though I got that borehani = "bored honey?") on first read through.
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Old September 13, 2011, 11:46 AM
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load shedding er shomoy...

Victim: charruuun....charuun bolchi....haat charun.....
Artist lets go of hand
Light comes back...voila! Room magically turned into gorur hut. Howz that for first impression?
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Old November 29, 2011, 10:59 PM
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Ashraful as pickup artist: Boloto prova kon zone zone na?
Prova: Friendzone?
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Old November 30, 2011, 12:00 AM
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slightly plagiarized...

Victim: Ai rickshaaa...jabaa naki?
Rickshawala/artist: koi jaiben apa?
Victim: Mogbazar...
Rickshawala: Cholen....ashi teka
Victim: Ki! Mogbazar to ekhan thekei dekha jay
Rickshwala: Apa.....janala diya to apnar bedrumo to eikhan theika dekha jay...tay bole ki apnee ashi tekay oikhane jaben naki
This ones hilarious. Too bad this site doesn't have a rep system.
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Old November 30, 2011, 01:23 AM
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Ashraful as pickup artist: Boloto prova kon zone zone na?
Prova: Friendzone?
Bazinga!!!!!
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Old November 30, 2011, 01:38 AM
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slightly plagiarized...

Victim: Ai rickshaaa...jabaa naki?
Rickshawala/artist: koi jaiben apa?
Victim: Mogbazar...
Rickshawala: Cholen....ashi teka
Victim: Ki! Mogbazar to ekhan thekei dekha jay
Rickshwala: Apa.....janala diya to apnar bedrumo to eikhan theika dekha jay...tay bole ki apnee ashi tekay oikhane jaben naki
Real life experience achhe. Kintu Rickshawal bolechhilo -
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Chand to dehon jai bhai, jaite parben naki 30 teka te?
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Old November 30, 2011, 02:07 AM
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Default Pick Up Lines That Work No More....!!
1. "Apu, aaj shara diin apnar shathey Ravindra Shangeet shuney katabo!"
2. "Apu, apnar shathey Bonkim, Micheal, JasimUddin-er Kabbo nieye kotha boltey iccha hoi!"
3. "Cholen naa ekdiin Botanical Garden ghurey ashi."
4. "Apu, apnar mathar Joba Kushum toiler su-gondhe amar mon bhorpur..."
5. "Apu, apnakey ekta khub sweeet gaan shunaitey chai...amar nijer lekha ebong Kontho dewa..."
6. "Aleya, Ajmeer Sharif gesilaam, tumar jonno ekta khub shundor beautifuluf Ator anlaam, ami chai tumi ei ator-ta enjoy koro"
7. "Aleya, tumi Kebab khaba?"
8. "Aleya, tumar haater biriyani amar ammmar haater payesher theke bohoo guney bhalo, abar khete chai..."
9. "Aleya, tumi amader upor talaye thako, kintoo ami tumakey chara baachbo naa Aluya!"
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Old November 30, 2011, 02:11 AM
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1. Apu, amar naam bujhee kom
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Old November 30, 2011, 02:14 AM
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Default Fick Up Lines That Will Never Work....!!
10. "Apu, apni amakey premik hishabey bhalo naa bashte paren, at least amakey ekti onath shishu shontaaner moton dekhun, apni amar maa holen aaj theke, amakey apnar bashaye nieye jaan, ami apnar chakor hobo...."
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Old November 30, 2011, 02:18 AM
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10. "Apu, apni amakey premik hishabey bhalo naa bashte paren, at least amakey ekti onath shishu shontaaner moton dekhun, apni amar maa holen aaj theke, amakey apnar bashaye nieye jaan, ami apnar chakor hobo...."
Epic is epic

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Old November 30, 2011, 02:21 AM
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Zee - that's a hall of fame thread. I need to create one. hall of f(sh)ame.
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Old November 30, 2011, 02:25 AM
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Wonder why that guy got banned..
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Old November 30, 2011, 02:43 AM
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1. Apu, amar naam bujhee kom
Hehehehe...11. "Accha Apu, apnakey ekta Big Hug dei."
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Old November 30, 2011, 02:53 AM
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Epic is epic

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Old November 30, 2011, 09:53 AM
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Epic is epic

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That was one epic thread. I wonder what our Pavel bhai and munmun apa are up to these days.
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Old November 30, 2011, 10:11 AM
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I know it's off topic, but I think Gopal has memorized every thread that has ever been posted on BC.
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Old November 30, 2011, 10:13 AM
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Epic thread Boss. By the way, why was Pavel banned? Is this thread the origin of the term KDPP?
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Old November 30, 2011, 10:18 AM
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Epic thread Boss. By the way, why was Pavel banned? Is this thread the origin of the term KDPP?
Zee - please show this young man the original ATMR(?) post with KDPP that preceded our friend Pavel. Do also remind us of mba and his intellect.
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Old November 30, 2011, 10:27 AM
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Zee - please show this young man the original ATMR(?) post with KDPP that preceded our friend Pavel. Do also remind us of mba and his intellect.
Z I think this is a good sign. You keep staying on Boss's good side and that application you submitted might just jump to the top of the pile.
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this one is used by girls here

"excuse me bhaiya, deri hoye gechhe ar kichhu pachchhi na. ektu agay diye ashben please?"
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