BD players need Steroids!!

[Faceoff]

I think our cricketers can use some steroids to build some muscles. what u guyz think?

[2007WcSemifinalist]

i don't think so

[Fazal]

Then Please contact Mr. Bond in San Fansisco.

Or Mr. Conseco. he can also help them push the stuff in the butt.

[pagol-chagol]

We also need to bribe the umpires, match referees and the opposing players.

We should also create thousands of videos of possible scenarios of run out and lbw situations which we could use when the match referee has to make decisions. He will just replace the tapes with our own.

Also, we could make both lights green when we bat and make both lights red when the opponents bat.

We could also secretly replace the good bats of our opponents with fake bats which look the same.

We should make large pockets for our bowlers trousers where they could keep several balls which they could exchange whenever they want. Give 5 new balls to Mashrafee and 5 very old balls to Rafiq.

[couger]

Originally posted by faceoff
I think our cricketers can use some steroids to build some muscles. what u guyz think?

You're kidding..right? If you're not, this is the most ridiculous thing I've seen on this forum.

[chyicarus]

Look at players from Sri-lanka? They pretty much have the same built as our players do! I don't think they require any steroids.
Cricket is not about a game of muscles- like american football- its more about skills and mental strength.

[Yameen]

I think its bcos of their short height dat make dem look skinny and weaklings but hey, who needs muscles when ur a bengal tiger!:tiger:

[Faceoff]

Originally posted by couger

You're kidding..right? If you're not, this is the most ridiculous thing I've seen on this forum.

Yo Couger,

I m just kidding so just take a chill pill.

[babubangla]

Originally posted by pagol-chagol
We also need to bribe the umpires, match referees and the opposing players.

We should also create thousands of videos of possible scenarios of run out and lbw situations which we could use when the match referee has to make decisions. He will just replace the tapes with our own.

Also, we could make both lights green when we bat and make both lights red when the opponents bat.

We could also secretly replace the good bats of our opponents with fake bats which look the same.

We should make large pockets for our bowlers trousers where they could keep several balls which they could exchange whenever they want. Give 5 new balls to Mashrafee and 5 very old balls to Rafiq.

How about mixing some high-dose sleeping pill in opponent team's lunch and drinks?

[akabir77]

and hire some chear leaders from dallas texsas...

Edited on, February 28, 2005, 7:09 PM GMT, by akabir77.

[couger]

Originally posted by faceoff

Yo Couger,

I m just kidding so just take a chill pill.

Rightooo

[cricman]

i hope this is considered funny cricket,

If u wanna get embarresed like shane warne did.

Remember when we said we'll stop post useless threads?

[couger]

[i]How about mixing some high-dose sleeping pill in opponent team's lunch and drinks?

How do you fee about powered laxatives?

[babubangla]

Originally posted by couger

How do you fee about powered laxatives?

Best of all, just shoot and kill 'em.
Why do all those time consuming tricks when we have the easiest way out. Just a simple grenade will do the trick and we will get walkover!!

I know this is cruel humor.
I should be banned.



Edited on, February 28, 2005, 8:18 PM GMT, by babubangla.

[Faceoff]

I think lexatives sounds the most effective weapon out of all the ones been suggested.

[aosaif]

Bangladeshis are expert at backhanded tactics. We should use what skills we already have and display our talents to the world. They will bring FBI, CIA, Scotland Yard and London Bridge (trust me it's not a bridge like they want you to think!), whateva, we are too good for them. All ideas posted here are very much applicable on the cricket field. And honestly, under the leadership of the awsum President Ali Asghar, the BCB is well equipped to arm the players with whatever then need in order to apply our talents with maximum effect.

Edited on, February 28, 2005, 9:44 PM GMT, by aosaif.

[Tasin]

If everything, that's been suggested, fails, then ban paper and pen in the field, cut the phone lines, install some virus in the mobile phone & computer to put 'BD's name in place of the opponent in the scorecard, and appoint a hypnotist to make all those present forget the actual result. Ha ! Ha !

Edited on, March 1, 2005, 12:06 AM GMT, by Tasin.

[bourny3]

hmmmmm.....

[Tasin]

Originally posted by bourny3
hmmmmm.....

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[Hasib]

Originally posted by faceoff
I think our cricketers can use some steroids to build some muscles. what u guyz think?

yeah they do need it... but there is a slight little problem... it must be a really small problem since u havnt noticed... the whole team therefore for the reason of taking steroids gets banned... that is not a hugh problem...so its ok

[mwrkhan]

Maybe we could place all BD players on a wrack and stretch them a bit to make them taller. Could be especially useful after a bad performance.

Ps.: Wrack : a medieval torture device.