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Old June 29, 2019, 01:16 PM
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Default 1,000,000 Unrealistic Ways to Beat India

1. Play ashraful.
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Old June 29, 2019, 01:17 PM
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2. Play Dollar Mahmud.
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Old June 29, 2019, 01:17 PM
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3. Fast for the remainder days to get into keto mode.
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Old June 29, 2019, 01:18 PM
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4. Drop acid.
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Old June 29, 2019, 01:18 PM
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5. Infiltrate RAW.
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Old June 29, 2019, 01:21 PM
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6. Break into Dhoni's dressing room when sleeping and put on a mask of Drake to confuse him how crappy he is.
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Old June 29, 2019, 01:22 PM
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7. Find out who their virgin is and propagate all over the internet as "That 28 year old!"
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Old June 29, 2019, 01:22 PM
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8. If Bollywood defines their lack of inhibitions when batting, then our Dhallywood decided TWICE the debauchery.
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Old June 29, 2019, 01:24 PM
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9. Delete match thread and let Rifat open.
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Old June 29, 2019, 01:58 PM
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10. Ya Obviously
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Old June 29, 2019, 01:58 PM
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11. Kidnap Anushka Sharma
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Old June 29, 2019, 02:00 PM
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12. Bribe Modi
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Old June 29, 2019, 02:11 PM
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13. Get Dr. Mafuzur Rahman to sing to the entire Indian team.
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Old June 29, 2019, 02:13 PM
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14. Include Ananta Jalil in playing XI
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Old June 29, 2019, 02:21 PM
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15. Pay tribute to Lord Binny.
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Old June 29, 2019, 03:00 PM
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3. Fast for the remainder days to get into keto mode.
That’s how they beat South Africa
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Old June 29, 2019, 03:35 PM
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13. Get Dr. Mafuzur Rahman to sing to the entire Indian team.
This might actually work.
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Old June 29, 2019, 06:18 PM
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18. Play the same XI from the previous game
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Old June 29, 2019, 06:19 PM
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19. Win toss, bat first.
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Old June 30, 2019, 01:02 AM
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20. Don't wear green Jersey...
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Old June 30, 2019, 01:11 AM
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21. Motivational speech by Papon khalu
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Old June 30, 2019, 01:15 AM
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22. Especial dua (prayer) by Honorable PM Sheikh Hasina Wajed

(Reference: https://breakingbdnews24.net/bn/2019...ts/491203.html)
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Old June 30, 2019, 01:15 AM
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Sending the Zeeshan as a wicketkeeper to DOMINATE psychologicially from behind the stumps.
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Old June 30, 2019, 01:22 AM
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24. Have Shakib Khan as our #11 and Jaya Ahsan as the cheerleader

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Old June 30, 2019, 02:55 AM
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25. Employ mental Imagery and Neuro Linguistic Programming.
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