The recent announcement that China has been instructed by its rulers to unravel the mysteries of cricket in order that they should rival the best in the world in 25 years' time will have been greeted with views that stretch from laughing disbelief to, one hopes, sincere interest.
When the eastern mind sets itself to achieve a goal, however unlikely, more often than not it will succeed.
In the last 50 years red China has become a serious competitor at many Olympic sports previously unknown in the country. In this time, perhaps their only significant failure has been their inability to mount an effective challenge on the football field - although not for want of trying.
It needs a considerably elastic imagination to suggest seriously that in a quarter of a century China might be able to put out a phalanx of fast bowlers to rival the invincible West Indians of the late 70s and 80s. There is little doubt that they will be able to spin deviously and devilishly.
It was Ellis Achong - of Chinese origin although he plied his wares on behalf of the West Indies - who was responsible for the unorthodox left-arm spinner's stock ball which became known as a "Chinaman".
It may be that this fact alone has persuaded the Chinese government to mount a serious challenge in a hitherto unknown theatre of sport. Nonetheless it is difficult not to greet this announcement from Beijing with a sort of "Mad Dogs and Englishmen" sense of humour. If the Master, Noel Coward, had still been alive, he would surely have greeted China's impending arrival in the citadels of the cricket with a poem or even a song that would have brought the house down.
Of course it is easy for Western eyes, looking down from the heights of some cricketing Mount Olympus, to take this sort of patronising view of what has so far come out of China on this subject. Cricket is a fiendishly difficult game to crack - whether by gentle encouragement or government diktat. If there could be any guarantee of success, England's cricket would not have been in the doldrums for as long as it has in recent times.
Yet it has never paid to underestimate the Chinese. It will be fascinating to see how they go about trying to spread an entirely foreign and incomprehensible game among their 1.3 billion nationals. Then they will have to nurture and fertilise it so that it not only gains a firm hold in the Chinese mentality, but also produces individual players who are good enough to compete with the best in the world.
It would be a brave man who bets heavily against them succeeding.
India and Sri Lanka have found it difficult to produce genuine fast bowlers and yet both have won the World Cup, as have Pakistan; although men of bigger stature with a more natural inclination to bowl fast are found there, especially in Pathan strongholds on the north-west frontier.
It is fascinating to try to second guess the sequence of events if China should succeed. It could be the start of cricket as a truly global game.
If China prospered and began to beat Australia every four years for the, say, Golden Chopsticks Trophy, it might produce a significant competitive urge on the other side of the world. And what fun it would be if the Americans find themselves compelled to compete against the Chinese.
At the moment all this seems fanciful in the extreme. Nonetheless, those arch opportunists in the East who come together as the Asian Cricket Council, have made chirruping noises to China and are ready to welcome them into their midst. It would be a surprise if China did not eagerly grasp the first hand of friendship extended in their direction.
India, Pakistan and Bangladesh would be keen to give as much help as they can, for their cricket administrators know full well that in the unlikely event of China fulfilling their hopes it would make the Eastern block the unassailable world power in cricket. This is something that India's administrators, led by the ever-ambitious Jagmohan Dalmiya, have already been spending so much time and effort in trying to bring about.
They long to move the centre of cricket from Lord's to the sub-continent, where the game produces so much money. They are determined that their vision of the game should be the one that counts. One-day cricket is the great God in Asia. It is what the people have been brainwashed into believing is the genuine article, and it is what the television companies have been persuaded is the mixture to give the troops on a daily basis.
If, in a few years' time, China comes to the party as a one-day side, it will be game set and match to the Asian lot. So it is crucial that, however absurd China's recently expressed ambitions may seem to Western eyes, the International Cricket Council should get off their behinds and do all they can to help the Chinese - and to try and channel their efforts,
which will never be less than whole-hearted, into the right channels. Then, if China is to burst upon the international cricket scene, it will not necessarily be as the major vehicle in assisting a fragmentation of world cricket, a danger that is identifiable even at this early stage.
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