Business Ideas?

[BengaliPagol]

What's some good business ideas? More importantly what kind of market is best to delve into at this point in time?

[Zeeshan]

Bitcoin. Track the financial thread.

[DinRaat.]

It has recently reached the 10k mark. 1BTC=10000 USD.

[SportingBD]

I think there’s already a thread on this.

might want to check that out.

IDumb might have opened it.

[mufi_02]

BP, it all depends on your starting capital. how much do you intend to invest?

[BengaliPagol]

Originally Posted by mufi_02
BP, it all depends on your starting capital. how much do you intend to invest?

instead of asking how much is my starting capital instead you can be the investor Mr BitCoin Millionaire in the not too distant future in Shaa Allah

[Tigers_eye]

Buy a Nursing Home. You will be looked as "Shomaj Shebok." Show loss in operations. Get your tax credit for the other investments.

Actually it is a real estate business. Sell it in few years. Labh-i-labh on the equity.

[bujhee kom]

Meherpur Pagal bhaiya, If you really want a buck or two, please listen to my advice.

Ultra tight expandable women's jeans with padded butt fluf.
These are very very popular. I live among El Dominicanos, Cubanos, Colombianos, This is Latina mamasitas Sadrosa central...everybody is wearing. You can sell them like chanachur. SHobai ki shundor shundo pants pore rastai hatey aar ami haa kore cheye dekhi...ki je bhalo lage.

BTW, these are very popular among all women, Harlem, east village, Chelsea, the Bronx, Jersey City, Washington Heights - Latinas, Whites, Blacks - if a lady wnats to look fine, this is the latest prescription.

I can send you some samples, if you like. You can name your store: Meherpur Aporupa Bostro-Bitan

[DinRaat.]

Get into the ride sharing or coffin business. People will always die, and coffins will always be needed. You can export to places like Australia, where coffins are very expensive.

[bujhee kom]

Yeah, this is DiinRaat's Store..
'Dinraat' Coffin + Coffee Parlor'

'Ek Dhiley Duti Pakhi Maroon, Although ekjon already Mreeto'
'Watch me make your late husband's coffin with pine while drink my wife's coffee very fine!'
'I make coffin, she makes coffee'
Buy One Coffin, Get a free Coffee Mug!'

'Amra din Raat chhabbiash ghonta khola...Open for business 24/7.
Coffin maker on premise
25 years experience of burying people in cheap pine and Bamboo.
We only use termite free wood.'
'No extra Charge for one Pillow - One Pillow per family/per customer only'
'Every coffin sold with a free car freshner!'
"Our customer loves us from heaven (or hell) and keeps coming back to us."

"Don't wait til the last minute, order your coffin today, while your uncle is still on life support."
'Almost free delivery by Rickshaw Van to the cemetery of your choice or funi parlor for a very small charge"

'Rate us on Yelp. Call in advance for takeout through GrubHub. Zagaad Rated''

[aklemalp]

I thought termites build up and not down.

Should have a coffin that is maggot free.

[bujhee kom]

Maggots grow in rotting dead cell/flesh.
Termite lives/thrives in wood and in soil as well.

[aklemalp]

Originally Posted by bujhee kom
Maggots grow in rotting dead cell/flesh.
Termite lives/thrives in wood and in soil as well.

I knew I was highly inaccurate in my post.

It was a '/s' post...of you catch my drift

[bujhee kom]

Originally Posted by aklemalp
I knew I was highly inaccurate in my post.

It was a '/s' post...of you catch my drift

Why? You in the market for a good used coffin? Antique, made with medival iron, and comes with two locks. One key is missing.
Slightly rusted, no wood, no termite.
If you are interested, call me...If you take it, I will throw in one of our cats' pillow and an old bed sheet for free.

[aklemalp]

Originally Posted by bujhee kom
Why? You in the market for a good used coffin? Antique, made with medival iron, and comes with two locks.
Slightly rusted, no wood, no termite.

Of course, gotta get into the game early and get it at a good price. I have to find a plot now...

Used coffin at 50% discount works.

Have to include a lifetime supply of dinraat's coffee, freshly ground.

[bujhee kom]

Originally Posted by aklemalp
Of course, gotta get into the game early and get it at a good price. I have to find a plot now...

Used coffin at 50% discount works.

Have to include a lifetime supply of dinraat's coffee, freshly ground.

Yeah, you can sleep in it, and one you kick the can, wala, you already have your coffim ready. Your wife will say, 'He died in his coffin'.
Forgot to metion I put a USB port in it for convience and you can watch and listen music. You may need to drill a couple of extra goles though.

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by bujhee kom
Why? You in the market for a good used coffin? Antique, made with medival iron, and comes with two locks. One key is missing.
Slightly rusted, no wood, no termite.
If you are interested, call me...If you take it, I will throw in one of our cats' pillow and an old bed sheet for free.

I kinda love the dungeons and dragons fifty shades of gray sconce flavor of being manacled to an iron post bed and being whipped to death.

[bujhee kom]

Originally Posted by Zeeshan
I kinda love the dungeons and dragons fifty shades of gray sconce flavor of being manacled to an iron post bed and being whipped to death.

Gupal, SIx Feet Under...you could organize the ultimate Goth party in OC and invite and totally impress Gaga, Dita Von Teese and Marilyn Manson

[Zeeshan]

-acha dadas.... khewal koren apnara... kafon r coffin shobdoti kinto related... bujlen... arey... kafon shobdotir utpotti holoi coffin...

-oito sonskrit thekei to shob language er utpotti?

- hay hay

[Zeeshan]

Wait wait wait....

Hold on hold on....

Hold on.

Hold a frikkin on for a moment.


Did aklemalp just drop a shuddho bangla post completely in Bangla?

Damn, auntie-beau must really have some Svengali effect.

[aklemalp]

Originally Posted by Zeeshan
Wait wait wait....

Hold on hold on....

Hold on.

Hold a frikkin on for a moment.


Did aklemalp just drop a shuddho bangla post completely in Bangla?

Damn, auntie-beau must really have some Svengali effect.

ভুলভাবে অনুমান

[bujhee kom]

Hehehe..Tai tow (not to be confused with Bubba's 'Tow'ing Service) dekhi...

Ki akkelMal...Tumar Avatar-er goodlooking manoos-ta ke? Tumi naki? Gaan gau naki? Tumar Mooch kobe uthlo? Mathai Narikel Tel diso naki?

Maherpur Pagol bhaiya, you can import Pure Narikel Tel - like Araam Narikel Tel or Morog Marka Narikel Tel to Australia and sell them to the aboroginies and make some real money!

[DinRaat.]

Everyone is laughing now, but wait and see the prices you will for pay for buying a coffin 2000-15000$.

I say, if I can make some in Bangladesh and ship em off to the states or AUS, I can sell for 300-500$. Let Economies of Scale kick in make 100-200 coffins a month, and it will be a hit. I can rack up 50000$ in just 1 month.

[aklemalp]

Don't need a coffin, when I can open a crematorium.

Buy one urn, get the other at half price.

[DinRaat.]

Originally Posted by aklemalp
Don't need a coffin, when I can open a crematorium.

Buy one urn, get the other at half price.

Some people don't want to get their bodies burned. A traditional burial is still what many want to do.