shamim , Atahar commentary jokes

[alubortha]

This thread is dedicated to the two international ( ) commentator from Bangladesh

Pls write down as they crack blunders/jokes in the match!!



typical Shamim : goodness gracious........

typical Atahar: my world /word...

[hbk619]

shamim to mcmilan: shakib speaks well too

[Dilscoop]

Shamim: (back in NZ) and one of those. (referring to a chick in bikini)

[nakibahmed]

Originally Posted by Dilscoop
Shamim: (back in NZ) and one of those. (referring to a chick in bikini)

haha,i remember that one!:P

[Purbasha T]

Originally Posted by Dilscoop
Shamim: (back in NZ) and one of those. (referring to a chick in bikini)

Originally Posted by nakibahmed
haha,i remember that one!:P

Nope he said...''Good to see the crowd, good to see the etc etc.....'' and then couple of bikini ladies appear and he says: ''..good to see those too!''

Morrison reacts, ''aye!!''

[alubortha]

Originally Posted by Purbasha T
Nope he said...''Good to see the crowd, good to see the etc etc.....'' and then the bikini lady appears and he says: ''..good to see those too!''

Morrison reacts, ''aye!!''

shamim c cudnt control his excitement...chi chi

[BD d best]

Originally Posted by Purbasha T
Nope he said...''Good to see the crowd, good to see the etc etc.....'' and then couple of bikini ladies appear and he says: ''..good to see those too!''

Morrison reacts, ''aye!!''

huhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....SHAMIM is the best commentator of cricket history...huhahahahahah

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[lamisa]

athar:brilliant piece of bowling,brilliant piece of fielding,brillian batting,BRILLIANT PIECE OF STUFF,LMAO!!!!
shamim:shakin and vettori fighting for the number 1 and 5 spot!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[alubortha]

Originally Posted by lamisa
athar:brilliant piece of bowling,brilliant piece of fielding,brillian batting,BRILLIANT PIECE OF STUFF,LMAO!!!!
shamim:shakin and vettori fighting for the number 1 and 5 spot!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

lmao

[Tiger-ess]

Shamim "......... dah one"

[cricket bd]

hes bias against bd when he is in the forein soil

[akabir77]

what does this means:
shamim: through caution to the wind? he was saying this over and over during bd last PP.

they way he was blindly supporting bd and had no clue that match could be so close was irritating to me. He is an id...e

[roman]

Originally Posted by akabir77
what does this means:
shamim: through caution to the wind? he was saying this over and over during bd last PP.

they way he was blindly supporting bd and had no clue that match could be so close was irritating to me. He is an id...e

i Think he picked this line up from his fellow commentator as both were using that "caution to the wind"

[billah]

Originally Posted by roman
i Think he picked this line up from his fellow commentator as both were using that "caution to the wind"

Yup.

He just learned the phrase yesterday. He has no idea about the proper use of it.

[betaar]

Originally Posted by akabir77
what does this means:
shamim: through caution to the wind? he was saying this over and over during bd last PP.

It's actually, "Threw caution to the wind" not "through caution to the wind" which is a past tense of "Throw caution to the wind" which means someone is reckless.

I know we make fun of these guys but unlike us they are still holding onto their own root of English from the Brit system that still exists in BD....I don't see anything wrong with that.

[al-Sagar]

i want to introduce CHOWDHURY JAFARULLAH SHARAFAT

" SHAKIB ekjon bissho nondito bissho borenno bissho maner uchu maper player. ek naame jar khati cricket jogoter protita anache kanache dhonito hoy. jemon kotha bole tar bat, upohar dey nandonik, kabbik sob innings temni tar ghurni ball er jadu te dhulishat hoye jay protipokkher sobbatsman. antorjatik cricket shakib aaj emon ek nam jar kotha bhebe protiti khelowar er aaj buk kepe uthe. ek kothay bola jay shakib aaj duniyar ek no allrounder har kono tulona nei,kono juri nei, konohondeho nei. ei gorbo amar desh er, ei gourob amader desher protiti manusher. oinutoner keton uure, tora sob joyodhoni kor. sabash bangladesh, sabash shakib, tumar tulona nai."

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[Ajfar]

Originally Posted by offstump
i want to introduce CHOWDHURY JAFARULLAH SHARAFAT

" SHAKIB ekjon bissho nondito bissho borenno bissho maner uchu maper player. ek naame jar khati cricket jogoter protita anache kanache dhonito hoy. jemon kotha bole tar bat, upohar dey nandonik, kabbik sob innings temni tar ghurni ball er jadu te dhulishat hoye jay protipokkher sobbatsman. antorjatik cricket shakib aaj emon ek nam jar kotha bhebe protiti khelowar er aaj buk kepe uthe. ek kothay bola jay shakib aaj duniyar ek no allrounder har kono tulona nei,kono juri nei, konohondeho nei. ei gorbo amar desh er, ei gourob amader desher protiti manusher. oinutoner keton uure, tora sob joyodhoni kor. sabash bangladesh, sabash shakib, tumar tulona nai."

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lmao I can just picture him saying it just like that

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[bdmoderator]

Originally Posted by offstump
i want to introduce CHOWDHURY JAFARULLAH SHARAFAT

" SHAKIB ekjon bissho nondito bissho borenno bissho maner uchu maper player. ek naame jar khati cricket jogoter protita anache kanache dhonito hoy. jemon kotha bole tar bat, upohar dey nandonik, kabbik sob innings temni tar ghurni ball er jadu te dhulishat hoye jay protipokkher sobbatsman. antorjatik cricket shakib aaj emon ek nam jar kotha bhebe protiti khelowar er aaj buk kepe uthe. ek kothay bola jay shakib aaj duniyar ek no allrounder har kono tulona nei,kono juri nei, konohondeho nei. ei gorbo amar desh er, ei gourob amader desher protiti manusher. oinutoner keton uure, tora sob joyodhoni kor. sabash bangladesh, sabash shakib, tumar tulona nai."

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[PoorFan]

New Zealand got 2 wicket down [lost McCullum] and Shamim says ... 'New Zealand are in trouble'!

[lamisa]

i heard this one on the radio,not sure who said it,"bowler bowl korechen doure giye ebong batsman shojore bat ghuriye shundor ekti shot khello,shundor leg drive ebong ball chole gelo offside diye shimanar baire,aro charti run jog holo bangladesher khatay..."

[Roni_uk]

Originally Posted by lamisa
i heard this one on the radio,not sure who said it,"bowler bowl korechen doure giye ebong batsman shojore bat ghuriye shundor ekti shot khello,shundor leg drive ebong ball chole gelo offside diye shimanar baire,aro charti run jog holo bangladesher khatay..."

Football commentators transform into cricket commentators

.. abong jore kore ball ta mere dilam.. wicket keeper dhorte parlo na... fooooooooourrrrrrrrr.

[Purbasha T]

Originally Posted by lamisa
i heard this one on the radio,not sure who said it,"bowler bowl korechen doure giye ebong batsman shojore bat ghuriye shundor ekti shot khello,shundor leg drive ebong ball chole gelo offside diye shimanar baire,aro charti run jog holo bangladesher khatay..."

nope the ending is like this: ''....ball chole jacche offside diye shimanar baire..kintu na!!! batsman bowled!!!!!!!''

[crickwizard]

Atahar: When Shakib walked to crowd to move away from sight screen..
"Unbelievable, unbelievable for a batsman to walk... he needs to concentrate on cricket.. " - the fact is Shakib was trying to concentrate on cricket but could not due to movements...

[Kana-Baba]

Funny commentary from BD-NZ 1st ODI:

Shamim Chowdhury: A spinner throwing a waist height beamer should not be adjusted as no ball as it is not dangerous like pacers one.

Danny Morison: Only if your brother in-Law gets the job of umpire would agree with you!

[Green Tea]

Originally Posted by Kana-Baba
Funny commentary from BD-NZ 1st ODI:

Shamim Chowdhury: A spinner throwing a waist height beamer should not be adjusted as no ball as it is not dangerous like pacers one.

Danny Morison: Only if your brother in-Law gets the job of umpire would agree with you!