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April 28, 2010, 11:47 PM
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Pakistan unveils two wildcards!
Well folks, just when you thought it was safe to turn on the tv, your worst fears have come true. In what would seem like a stroke of genius -enough to keep the sports historian busy for the remaining decades- Pakistan have unveiled two wildcards who can heavily influence the outcome of the match.
The younger of the duo is a 45 year old import. Born August 28, 1964, he is a versatile left-handed batsman and right arm medium bowler. He has 5076 runs under his first class belt at an average of 36.25, and took 123 first class wickets at 41.40. He is chiefly known for his crucial wicket taking genius which has stymied the opponents numerous times. Although his best bowling figure is 4/56 and 4/30 he can play pivotal innings by single handedly turning the game around his quick thinking and intends to capitalize on it in the upcoming T20.
On the other side of the coin, this more elder and mature 54 year old sub-continent player was born on March 28, 1956. Left handed batsman and a superb bowler of leg break googly and has previous encounters with the Tigers, whose victory he seamlessly thwarted. He played 10 Tests and 28 ODIs and has made impressions in the critics mind for his aggressive, relentless wicktaking attitude.
Pakistan are hopeful these two last minute additions will greatly swivel the outcomes of the upcoming match against Bangladesh. A spokeman for the team, who shall remain unnamed mentioned that these two veterans have the uncanny abilities to manufacture win out of thin air, even if the opposition tends to be on top till the last minute of the innings.
Whether the duo will continue playing for the team is not verified, but at any rate it seems that the Tigers are between Scylla and Charybdis.
Source: Cricinfo & Wikipedia
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April 28, 2010, 11:58 PM
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BC should not take kindly to joke threads...a member of your stature should know better.
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April 29, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by al Furqaan
BC should not take kindly to joke threads...a member of your stature should know better.
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You can report it. Mods will delete it if they think it breaches forum rules/quality.
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April 29, 2010, 12:18 AM
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Zeeshan bhai with all due respect we are in no position to even smirking at others.
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April 29, 2010, 02:03 AM
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lol made me laugh. good read..relax ppl
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April 29, 2010, 02:10 AM
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paki jokes are always good..
Keep 'em coming Zeeshan.
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April 29, 2010, 02:10 AM
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Ow-kay! That went well.... Now that all the Cricket Einsteins have figured out that about Asoka-Tucker tag team combo and the humor extracted out bitterly, expect to see some aberrations in the some of the decisions. So it'd be extra special if we get to win this given that odds are stacked against our favor!
Personally I don't think their presence would matter.
Edit: unda_bhai, rabz bhai sorry didn't see your post. But oh well thanks.
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April 29, 2010, 03:34 AM
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dekhajak Satrday te joken korar mood koy joner thakey.
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April 29, 2010, 03:39 AM
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well, what an coincidence. both of them together ... ...
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April 29, 2010, 05:01 AM
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আবার চলবে খেলা...
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April 29, 2010, 05:15 AM
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Can we tuck the asoka in??
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April 29, 2010, 05:18 AM
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bad time to make such a joke.. i really like bd win vs pak..
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April 29, 2010, 05:21 AM
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Not bad post, to be honest. The umpires really are our true enemy. You never know that Pakistan give bribes to the umpires
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April 29, 2010, 09:40 AM
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Good thread.
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April 30, 2010, 08:05 AM
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Everyone fails!
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April 30, 2010, 08:28 AM
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Dislike.
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April 30, 2010, 10:32 AM
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Match fixing is probably been done by umpires
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April 30, 2010, 08:02 PM
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damn now there's no way were's gonna win this match
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April 30, 2010, 09:49 PM
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This is the first time I can say:
Thread opener - FAIL
Thread posters - ULTIMATE FAIL
But enjoyed the read Z.
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April 30, 2010, 09:55 PM
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didnt understand the joke. it went over my radar. explain plz
bad news: tamim not playing, juhurul replacing tamim in opening.
wish mushfiq out of the squad, but thats not gonna happen.
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April 30, 2010, 10:22 PM
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Damn - Taimma not playing? Source?
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April 30, 2010, 10:29 PM
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tamim is feeling the pain when playing against pacers in net. so may not play
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