I'm tired of losing...

[Quasimodo]

I have a suggestion here that will make this a much better year for us. I suggest we bring on the minnows so that we can notch some wins. Since our players plays for individual gratitudes, maybe they can get a few centuries also. Here are some teams that I suggest we invite to tour us (we might lose if we tour them, since it will be in their pitches), and some not to.

Zimbabwe - Please don't invite them. We're sad enough without losing to them, and I wouldn't want to lose to them, which would make it worse. However, having the zimbabwe A team wouldn't be such a bad idea. We could probably get a couple of centuries to get better confidence. And if we lose, we could always blame it in the Zimbabweans politics.

Barmuda - If you're going to invite Bermuda, make sure that David Loverock doesn't come as his catch taking ability is far greater then ours. We could invite the rest of the team, and play Shariar Nafees too.

Afganistan - A Big No No! Losing to them would most certainly make ICC take away our test status, and we can't risk that.

Ireland - Nope! Their pace bowling is better then ours and our pace specialists would prefer spin. So Ireland could be also a lost cause.

Canada - Maybe. We've lost to them before, but I donno if thats going to happen again.

Hong Kong - Invite them! We could play 11 match series against them.

Singapore - Sure.

Kenya - As long of our selectors pick their squad, and the old man doesn't come.

Australian Women Team - I always supported inter-sex marriages and cricket matches. We would be the center star of the women's movement. However losing to them could make Javed Omar very very angry. I wouldn't want to make him angry.

Madagascar - If they have a team, invite them.