Moderators, I need your help with my Education!

[VladMamu]

This is probably the most absurd request you have ever had. Here goes. I have cumpulsive obsesive disorder. I get addicted to everything. I have an addictive personality. My education was suffering because I was going to the gym 5 days a week, 2 hours a day. I gained 40 pounds (no drugs - don't believe in them), just exercise and good eating.
I got addicted to television, and had to have the cable company disconnect my cable.
I had to stop seeing my friends to dedecate to my studies.
Now i can't stop coming here, and debating politics. Especially, secularism, democracy, Islam and what not. I am getting deeply involved, and can't stop thinking about it, even when I am trying to read.
So I ask you for help. With the click of a button, can you ban me? I am 100 percent certain this is what I want. I don't even followe cricket. Just send those whom ask to this thread so they know why. I am starting third year BA, and I will be minoring in midde east history. In 3 years, when i'm done, it will be that much more interesting to debate with me.
Anyway, please don't think I'm crazy, or do, I just need help monitoring myself. For those whom have done university, you know what I mean. Self-discipline is hard.
I will visit once a month from my brother-in-laws house, under his computer, as whiteguy2 or something.
please, please, please, I need to start paying off my debts. So please block my ip's. Thank you sooo much!!!! I will be grateful.
I know what you are all thinking, crazy white guy, but it will help me.