How about Wasim Akrsm?

[AsifTheManRahman]

i wholeheartedly support akram's appointment as coach. right now, we need some wins, and with all his experience, he'll be able to fix some matches for us. not only that, but he'll also teach our players the art of match fixing (and who would be a better teacher than him? unless of course you argue that a good match fixer is not necessarily a good teacher), which will enable our players to make a lot of money and boast about a lot of ill earned fame (ill earned, but so what?). it will bring us under the spotlight, thus enabling our players to bring out the best in themselves, getting to the WC finals and giving it up for a couple of millions.