How to identify an Indian ( maybe sometimes a Bangladeshi or Pakistani too! )?!! - Page 2

Antora · #26 July 31, 2008, 05:44 AM

Omg!! I love these things! they always make me laugh even if i've heard them soo many times. I have a few which i got on a chain mail, and i bold the ones which relate to me or my family the most.

You go to drop off one person to the airport, but you take 50 extra people with you
Your entire family runs the marathon when they see a dog (calmly walking on the other side of the road)

'Paracetamol' is your cure to every illness

Your remote control is still in its plastic packet

You achieve A*'s in every subject and your parents tell you to STUDY HARDER

Universities let you in for Medicine just by looking at you

There is a tub of 'PRIDE GHEE' and a sack of 'TILDA BASTMATI' in your hallway

You have to offer guests tea even before they've stepped into your house

You know how an Indian film will end even before it's started (but you still watch it)

At school, your parents were never aware of Parents' Evening (...and if they did attend Parents' Evening and you got a bad report, you told them that the teachers were all racist)

You arrive late at every party

. You are constantly being compared to every other Bangladeshi kid on the Planet

You pronounce English words in a typical accent when speaking to your parents e.g. toilet: 'Toylet'

LOL I love these things, I can never get sick of them

goru · #27 July 31, 2008, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Orpheus
4. You only post in Forget Cricket because you pretend there is nothing interesting going on in BD cricket. You know everything already. But in reality, you dont know anthing about cricket.

I only post in FC because 99% of the threads in the only-cricket sections are repetitive whine-fests. Besides, I'm just a seasonal BD cricket fan... I only care about cricket when our players do (and they haven't really cared a whole lot about it lately). Also, the threads about Alok Kapali give me headaches.

Oh, and I also don't know anything about cricket.

BD-Shardul · #28 July 31, 2008, 07:42 AM

Ususally I can say whether a people is from India or Pak or BD or SL just from their name. Believe me, most of the times (90%), I am correct.

For example, BD people would write Kamal Uddin. Indian people will write as Kemaludin OR, Kemaludeen.

Suffix like ul, ur are very common with BD people's first name.

Also from the look, I can differentiate IND-BD-PAK_SL people. It's easy actually.

Sohel · #29 July 31, 2008, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by sovik
I don't think i will be able to give up.

Lunghis rock, especially with khali-ga here in rural Bangladesh. Just don't think of 'em as skirts and you'll never need ACs again.

Tigers_eye · #30 July 31, 2008, 09:39 AM

In the picture did you guys notice all those unused crockeries? Typical !!

Kabir · #31 July 31, 2008, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Tigers_eye
In the picture did you guys notice all those unused crockeries? Typical !!

No. Don't you notice that the sliding door for the cabinet is still open?

Looks like the guy just washed all those crockeries and is now drying his hand with the lungi.

patriot · #32 July 31, 2008, 12:42 PM

Does an Indian look like this ?

kalpurush · #33 July 31, 2008, 01:03 PM

haha...good one, patriot!

kalpurush · #34 July 31, 2008, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Kabir
No. Don't you notice that the sliding door for the cabinet is still open?

Looks like the guy just washed all those crockeries and is now drying his hand with the lungi.

ইমরান, "কঠিন" চোখ আপনার! কোন কিছুই এড়ায় না!!

akabir77 · #35 July 31, 2008, 01:40 PM

Patriot that guy is from Bangladesh

akabir77 · #36 July 31, 2008, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Kabir
No. Don't you notice that the sliding door for the cabinet is still open?

Looks like the guy just washed all those crockeries and is now drying his hand with the lungi.

কবির ভাই এর মনের কথাঃ
দেখা হয় নাই চখু মিলিয়া
ঐ বেটার লুঙ্গি তু...য়া।

patriot · #37 July 31, 2008, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by akabir77
Patriot that guy is from Bangladesh

No he isn't . He is from South India , probably from Tamil Nadu Or Kerela .If you take a closer look at his lungi you will see it isn't stitched . South Indians don't stitch their lungis (probably for extra ventilation)

.They also have a darker complexion than most Bangladeshis.

akabir77 · #38 July 31, 2008, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by patriot
No he isn't . He is from South India , probably from Tamil Nadu Or Kerela .If you take a closer look at his lungi you will see it isn't stitched . South Indians don't stitch their lungis (probably for extra ventilation)

.They also have a darker complexion than most Bangladeshis.

The video up loader had some comments like when he last went to Dhaka he saw this guard that guard their village place can dance so he recorded that(something close to that)... but i can't remember where i saw that text/comment and the video... but i have seen it before

bdchamp20 · #39 July 31, 2008, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Sohel NR
They say "Wiktri", we (except Ata!) say "BHiktori".

They say "Viket", we say "Uiket".

They say "Wodafon", we say "Bhodaphon".

You're 100% right! I am still proud of our English accent.

Kabir · #40 July 31, 2008, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by akabir77
but i can't remember where i saw that text/comment and the video... but i have seen it before

It was posted in BC before. I don't remember which thread though.

Puck · #41 July 31, 2008, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sovik
i still wear lungi, its the most comfortable piece of cloth ever invented

surely this is our national costume. the members of parliament as well as all politicians should be made to wear lungi and sando genji.

akabir77 · #42 July 31, 2008, 04:33 PM

whats KDPP=?

Ajfar · #43 July 31, 2008, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by akabir77
whats KDPP=?

AMTR bhai er famous phrase...koi din por por...

akabir77 · #44 July 31, 2008, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bangladesh_sy
AMTR bhai er famous phrase...koi din por por...

JOTIL

Orpheus · #45 July 31, 2008, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Kabir
No. Don't you notice that the sliding door for the cabinet is still open?

Looks like the guy just washed all those crockeries and is now drying his hand with the lungi.

Dude I laughed for 10 mins.. I was RWMGL (rolling with my girlfriend laughing)...that was great... your posts of late are hilarious.. just know - there is somebody laughing his lungi off reading them

Keep it up

Kabir · #46 July 31, 2008, 09:24 PM

Lol...Orphy giving me complements for being funny? Or was the RWMGL due to some naughty moment that I reminded you of?

For once in my life I'm confused!!

*AsifTheManRahman* · #47 July 31, 2008, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by akabir77
JOTIL

Even I didn't know that.

sunny747 · #48 July 31, 2008, 09:45 PM

i stopped wearing lungi long time ago as i discovered often it will became "mala" around my neck in the morning....

kalpurush · #49 August 1, 2008, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Orpheus
Dude I laughed for 10 mins.. I was RWMGL (rolling with my girlfriend laughing)...that was great... your posts of late are hilarious.. just know - there is somebody laughing his lungi off reading them

Keep it up

...so smart Orphy could RWMGL again...!

goru · #50 August 1, 2008, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Orpheus
Dude I laughed for 10 mins.. I was RWMGL (rolling with my girlfriend laughing)...that was great... your posts of late are hilarious.. just know - there is somebody laughing his lungi off reading them

Keep it up

LMLO? Brilliant!