Enter the Chamber of Horrors!

[Zeeshan]

Enter the Chamber of Horrors!








First lies the 10 coffins of Test partnerships arranged in circular fashion around a dark and solemn chamber. Such facts include the gory pilestones of McKenzie and Smith (415 for 1st) and Gillespie's forevr' haunting 4th wicket p'ship of 320 runs with Hussey. Let the torture begin!



Then the notches or handwritings on wall with 465, innings and 310 and 10 wicket margins o' defeats here!



What about One day 'ye o you say'? Enter the forever illusory portal of optical entrapment of concentric squires in eternal fasion {}: Here in the dungeon lies such stark memories as 233 runs defeats by Pakistani cult, 206 runs by Proteans in Dhaka and 200 by Indians also in Dhaka.

Okay ofto the elevator as we ascend above t'Heavens. Rise the spirit rise!

And then the series of zombies with double-headed monstrous figures appears here in rows as we open the corridor.......... Such figures include: Sarwan 261, Samuels 260, Tendulkar 248, and the double Lord o"Nelson's apparition o' Rudolph and Sangakkara.

As for highest p'ships in history of One Dayers by wickets. Come here. We got plentu' o doubles with 225 runs from - I kid you not- - Chudasama and Otieno of Kenya in Nairobi in this horrendous session here.

There was ofcourse the bloody ones of O'Trott and O'Strauss as the monsieurs continued their merry ways to building a 250 run innings to defeat the desis for 144 runs.

As for high scores... Coventry, Watson, Sehwag, Strauss, Gibbs, Strauss dead bodies lead the perambulation around fiery innings of 194*, 185*,175*,154,153,152 here.

How utterly depressing!

And for bowling the skulls away... We have the best bowling figure in match.

Generally the spinners lead the way [S] as comes the poltergeist effects of 8 wicket rattlings by McGill himself [...]. And some unlucky s'vns you say? Well a'plenty or three to be 'xact from Kaneria, Zaheer Khan, and Cairns.



Back to dark art of clubbing one to death as crows flies like 'halo o'er the bodies of Rudolph,
Yousouf, Gillespie, Guptill and de Silva for no least than di-abolocal figures.




So long every'un!