Akta Proshno Chilo

[Abd]

Bhaiara akta proshno chilo. Amee ei weste bohu bochor dhore ache. Deshe jete paree attioder shathe dekha korar jonno. Kintu keechu problem ache. Jemon, paikhana korbo keebhabe? I mean, sitting on two legs is quite risky, if you fail to keep balance.

[Fazal]

No Problema.... there are plenty of solutions...

Solution-1: Just don't do it. How? Don't eat anything solid. Plus you can take couple of Diaria medicine. That will help you

Solution-2: Take some constipation medicine. The release will be smoothe and quick and the urge to release will overcome the difficulty of leg position.

Solution-3: There are now some paid tatti-khana. They will ask you, "Sir... short or long?". Based on that you have to pay.

Solution-4: Stay in good hotel. They have better tatti-khana.

Solution-5: If you are in village. Wake-up early in the morning and perform what you have to do in open field, before people start waking up. The advantage is you can also breath fresh air, smoke a cigeratte, as well as the poops will be recycled naturally.


There may be some more.... but I am in hurry as I am righting this from Morocco.

Good Luck..... and if you need more help from us.... don't hesitate.... open a new thread.... we are here for your service.

I hope that helps.

[mhferdaus]

Originally Posted by Abd
Bhaiara akta proshno chilo. Amee ei weste bohu bochor dhore ache. Deshe jete paree attioder shathe dekha korar jonno. Kintu keechu problem ache. Jemon, paikhana korbo keebhabe? I mean, sitting on two legs is quite risky, if you fail to keep balance.

apnar ki bodnai case er reverse , mind koiren na uncle I am just kidding .

[Rabz]

are bhai jotoi bideshe thaken na keno... rokto je bangalee... kono problem nai..
its like a natural instinct...
Allah'r nam niya boisha porben..dekhben ei bhabe downloading er mojai alada..
nimno peter uchcho chape dekhben pet pula clear ....bangalee der mathai holo chikna buddhi... kosto koira poisa diya toilet paper kinbo kon boklus ??

Allah ta'la haat dise ken ?
dain haat khawa
baam haat ghosa maja...

no chinta brother.. deshe jan.. korma polao khan..
no 2 er kotha chinta koira nijer moja nosto koiren na...

[Abd]

thank you for your valuable advice. There is another problem though. My first aunt lives in a small town. And she lives in old jamindar house. There washroom is very old. No light man!! It is kinda scary at night. And there are snakes. I am really worried. Ondhokarer mondhe na paikhana korte gie makhamakhi kore pheli!!! Chintar bishow!!!

[SMHasan]

Originally Posted by Abd
Bhaiara akta proshno chilo. Amee ei weste bohu bochor dhore ache. Deshe jete paree attioder shathe dekha korar jonno. Kintu keechu problem ache. Jemon, paikhana korbo keebhabe? I mean, sitting on two legs is quite risky, if you fail to keep balance.

In Bangladesh now a days we got high commodes in lots of places. Hope you will have those high commodes in ur relatives house if they live in the town. So no problem!

[Baundule]

Seems, you are a diarrhoea patient and will be busy with .....So, better dont go to Bangladesh.

[captain_thinking_tank]

Perhaps you try to consume food through your anus and unload from your mouth. If you can get use to this way then neither you have to worry about balancing on your feet nor of darkness. Hope you have safe tour.

[sadi]

Originally Posted by captain_thinking_tank
Perhaps you try to consume food through your anus and unload from your mouth. If you can get use to this way then neither you have to worry about balancing on your feet nor of darkness. Hope you have safe tour.

Brilliant... now he is good to go

[babubangla]

Best way is: go to Gauchiya Market and get a plastic potty.
Usually used for kids....but who cares--just think about the convenience.
No risks involved, you can do "it" even in your bedroom!!
I hope you did not super-size your fast-food meals over the years and can still fit in the little potty.

[Rabz]

Originally Posted by babubangla
Best way is: go to Gauchiya Market and get a plastic potty.
I hope you did not super-size your fast-food meals over the years and can still fit in the little potty.

ha ha ha.. what a nice way to say that hope u r not a fat-a$$...

[Hatebreed]

Abd, you can try the following-

1. Get a chair, make a big 'foota' where you sit and place it over the paikhana

2. Buy a big flash light and a 'beji' for protection against snakes

3. XXL diapers for on the go protection

4. No matter what, hygene is very important, so carry pocket wet wipes wherever you go. Also carry a few polythene bags if you can't do diapers.

5. If all fails, may God be with you. If you're Bangali at heart, you'll know what to do when it's time to go.

[Rabz]

dont worry bro, when its time to take a dump, ud know what to do...
its just basic human instinct..