The 'Big Bang Machine'

Praise · #1 September 10, 2008, 07:35 AM

If you have not heard this story, will listen up. The world might just end when the Big Bang Machine starts up. Scientists in Switzerland have created this new machince, ''designed to accelerate sub-atomic particles to nearly the speed of light and then smash them into each other in a bid to find out how the universe began.'' These people are creating something that could threaten this very earth. It may leave a big black hole on earth or a stranglet, which could grow and destroy the earth. Be aware at all times!!!

Currently though, the machine is running successfully... what will this project lead to knowing...?

See more:
Al Jazeera: http://english.aljazeera.net/news/eu...946173923.html

CNN:
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/TECH/09/...der/index.html

Kabir · #2 September 10, 2008, 08:10 AM

Nice...hey, can I try that machine with the brain cells of my worst enemy?

Praise · #3 September 10, 2008, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Kabir
Nice...hey, can I try that machine with the brain cells of my worst enemy?

well you can if you want, but be warned it might leave a big black hole in his head.

**Mahmood** · #4 September 10, 2008, 08:27 AM

The machine is completely safe, there was even a law suit over concerns of destroying earth, but closer looks into the project confirmed, earth is not in any danger from it.

Kabir · #5 September 10, 2008, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Praise
well you can if you want, but be warned it might leave a big black hole in his head.

Isn't it clear from my post that THAT is exactly what I want?

Tigers_eye · #6 September 10, 2008, 08:30 AM

Where are the signs of world ending? I thought 40 days before we would see some signs. So at least the world will survive next 41 days right? Happy Ramadan.

**Mahmood** · #7 September 10, 2008, 11:08 AM

Here, this may help reduce the paranoia.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/...erdestroyearth

Rabz · #8 September 10, 2008, 11:57 AM

Simply amazing to think what they are trying to do.
Recreating the origin of history. Back to basics again.

Coming to think of it, we are still teaching our people to wash thier hands after toilet, and they are recreating Big Bang!

ammark · #9 September 10, 2008, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rabz
Coming to think of it, we are still teaching our people to wash thier hands after toilet, and they are recreating Big Bang!

No no, according to the title post, they're bringing the world to an end!! We'd much rather be bragging about how we've learnt to wash our hands after a nice poop.

Beamer · #10 September 10, 2008, 02:57 PM

I found the God particle way before they spent $9 bil to build this monster at CERN. It resides in Hajir biryani..

ialbd · #11 September 10, 2008, 03:24 PM

saw all kinds of news/articles about this (Large Hadron Collider) all day... need to sit down and read in details about this experiment... apparently its a big deal....

Antora · #12 September 11, 2008, 03:48 AM

OH! I heard enough about this. My science teacher explained the whole thing to us lol. He told us the world would not end, and yet everyone was saying we were gonna die.
BUT GUESS WHAT? I'm still alive! woot!
all my mates and I we had like about 12 people in the convo and we all did a count down to our so called death! lol and when it was kinda safe i text everyone on my contact list saying " I"M ALIVE!! WOOT WOOT!" :P :P :P LOL

Antora · #13 September 11, 2008, 03:50 AM

BTw.. this morning I heard on the radio that some chick in India committed sucide because the world was gonna end and a lot of people ran to temples to pray for the last time!!! this also happened in India! I found it pretty funny... although the committing sucide was a little to the extreme.

Kabir · #14 September 11, 2008, 08:35 AM

lol @antora...
that text story was hilarioius...

ammark · #15 September 11, 2008, 12:29 PM

This is a readable book, probably available at your local library, to help laymen understand what the experiment is looking for.

Bancan · #16 September 11, 2008, 04:14 PM

This experiment is amazing. It is indeed one of the topics of conversation between me and my friends.

BANFAN · #17 September 11, 2008, 04:56 PM

Mankind Proving a verse of Quran:

Ch:21 Verse: 30
Have not those who disbelieve known that the heavens and the earth were of one piece, then We parted them, and we made every living thing of water? Will they not then believe?

Zeeshan · #18 September 11, 2008, 07:48 PM

seeing the thread title i thought this gonna be about my nickname in high school....oh well....

sunny747 · #19 September 11, 2008, 10:21 PM

I heard in India ppl are in panic. [edit]

mac · #20 November 4, 2008, 09:25 AM

Dan Brown's Angels & Demons...I think many of you have read it.

goru · #21 November 4, 2008, 09:41 AM

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Dan Brown's Angels & Demons...I think many of you have read it.

...and if you haven't read it, you can enjoy Hollywood's butchering of it next summer!

(although, I'd say A&D is a 10x more exciting (not necessarily better) story than Da Vinci Code... so the movie might not be so terrible...)