help 4 proposal

[KDP-Pavel]

hello worLd
m writing bcos m wanting 2 giv da following letter 2 ma frnd..m eating iftari last 3 day in du w/cousins..she is studying in du..2moro m wanting 2 propose 2 her 4 iftari..pls heLp w/ da proposal letter..pls advise

my dearest munmun
assalamualaikum warahmatullah wa barakatuhu..although m usually encountered in ur department by chance or da meandering side effect of boredom i was possessed of a purpose 4 stopping by most recently..in fact i stop by to see what ur doing for iftar tomorrow but m summarily derailed by da enthralling tale of shorbot regrets n navigation in da hinterland of civilization..so da ???? remains..is 2moro da day u claim ur prize n we fete ur outstanding achievement in collaborative witticism, or have u, thrust to da stratospheric heights of social brilliance by ur recent creation, already filled ur iftari calendar for da foreseeable future?
thanking u very sincerely urs,
khaLed ponni paVeL

[BD-Shardul]

Bujhlam na bhai apni ki chaitesen. Apni ki kono meyeke propose korte chan? Tahole oi meyeke nicher garita prothome gopone gift koren. Eto sundor gari dekhei se amader KDPPavel bhai er jonno dewana hoye jabe



PS: The brevity of your writing style compelled me to give red arrows to your thread, not the subject. Sorry!

[KDP-Pavel]

shardul bhi yes m wanting 2 propose her..bhi ur joking yes or no????car is expensive gift..i buy her poetry book n rose flower 2moro bcos it is not expensive gift n give da letter

[revolver]

yeh jus buy flowers(grils like flwoers alot)

[KDP-Pavel]

revolver bhi u like da letter????

[revolver]

Originally Posted by KDP-Pavel
revolver bhi u like da letter????

yeh its kl...she better be clever to understand this though

[bujhee kom]

Dear Pavel bhai,

Salaam and letter looks good, just take out the msn styling of writing, like 'm' for 'I am' etc. and you will be all set to go! Best of luck to my dear brother and Insahallah, I pray and hope that you reach your desired destination and goal, I hope and pray that you find the right person, the true love of your life! Again, all the best and be yourself! Your honesty and wonderful sense of innocence will attract the good soul to you, may it be her! I admire your sincereness my bro!
-bk

[AsifTheManRahman]

This sounds like one of those random spam mails.

[billah]

রোজা রমানের দিন পাভেল। হালাল হারামে মিশ্ খাওয়াইয়া না ফালাইলে বাকী সব ঠিক আছে।

[One World]

I would be glad to help but your education is enough for writing a letter in the right manner.
All I can say it is a good mail you wrote just needs to take away the net style from it to make it a real letter in pen and paper.

My best wishes so that you do not have to write a similar letter rest of your life.
Good luck.

[Zeeshan]

Why do you need to write a letter to propose her? jeez we are not in the 16th friggin century that we are courting someone. Just go and ask her out straight and let her slap you after she says no. Then your riposte: "So b---- you like it kinky huh?"

[Dhruvo]

Originally Posted by ZeeshanM
Why do you need to write a letter to propose her? jeez we are not in the 16th friggin century that we are courting someone. Just go and ask her out straight and let her slap you after she says no. Then your riposte: "So b---- you like it kinky huh?"

[Abid_Khan]

Originally Posted by ZeeshanM
Why do you need to write a letter to propose her? jeez we are not in the 16th friggin century that we are courting someone. Just go and ask her out straight and let her slap you after she says no. Then your riposte: "So b---- you like it kinky huh?"

haha gotta laugh at that one

[ammark]

Originally Posted by ZeeshanM
Why do you need to write a letter to propose her? jeez we are not in the 16th friggin century that we are courting someone. Just go and ask her out straight and let her slap you after she says no. Then your riposte: "So b---- you like it kinky huh?"

Dude, this write up is the most hilarious absurdity I've seen in ages. "...shorbot regrets n navigation in da hinterland of civilization" ??? Not to mention the antiquated godawful long winded style of saying sth! Just look -

although I am usually encountered in your department by chance or the meandering side effect of boredom i was possessed of a purpose for stopping by most recently

This style with your spelling makes the language a bastard child of some perverse union of netspeak and pre-Victorian english! Walter Scott would be tossing in his grave!

Sweet bejesus, just tell her you want to make babies with her, leave the ridiculous language (and spelling) aside!!

[yaseer]

I am not sure whether you are serious or joking, anyway Zeeshan is absolutely right, why the hell you need to write a letter to propose? Just tell her in your way what you feel. Don't write any letter and don't use any friend as a communicator.

[Ashraf-FTP]

if u give this exact letter, i dont want to tell you what i think you would get.. i guess it would be better to find it out yourself..

Originally Posted by ZeeshanM
Why do you need to write a letter to propose her? jeez we are not in the 16th friggin century that we are courting someone. Just go and ask her out straight and let her slap you after she says no. Then your riposte: "So b---- you like it kinky huh?"

lol.. so true.. be brave man.. just go and say it in her face.. the gamble is worth it.. u will get ur answer atm.. u dont hv to wait a month for the reply letter..

[Ajfar]

roja mashe tanki. taw abar iftar diya. khaise.

[Orpheus]

if this girl doesn't have any interest in you, there is no way in hell you will get to have iftar with her with that letter of yours. The idea of handing a letter is absurd.

Either ask her directly as zeeshan suggested Or you can email her that is no more than 2 lines long.

if you wanna know what you should write in 2 lines.. lemme know! I can gurantee you that you may not get a date but you will get a reply..:p

[Orpheus]

btw, I would remove both her and your name from this letter.... and edit this letter out (pray noone quoted you)if you actually decide to go with it. Google rank this site very highly... it will be embarassing for you if she googles her way here.

[Antora]

Oh dear!
Rofl!

[BANFAN]

"my dearest munmun
assalamualaikum warahmatullah wa barakatuhu..although m usually encountered in ur department by chance or da meandering side effect of boredom i was possessed of a purpose 4 stopping by most recently..in fact i stop by to see what ur doing for iftar tomorrow but m summarily derailed by da enthralling tale of shorbot regrets n navigation in da hinterland of civilization..so da ???? remains..is 2moro da day u claim ur prize n we fete ur outstanding achievement in collaborative witticism, or have u, thrust to da stratospheric heights of social brilliance by ur recent creation, already filled ur iftari calendar for da foreseeable future?
thanking u very sincerely urs,
khaLed ponni paVeL"

Frame e badhai kore rakhar moto. What kind of frame should be most suitable for the text? I think something which can be related to 'Stone age' or 'iron age' or even older? Ideas !!

[goru]

WTH... you people can actually read that post? Just the first line made my hangover twice as worse...

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by goru
WTH... you people can actually read that post? Just the first line made my hangover twice as worse...

goru have you embraced Lord Savior Jesus Christ yet?

[goru]

Originally Posted by ZeeshanM
goru have you embraced Lord Savior Jesus Christ yet?

I saw him at the pub last night... but got uncomfortable when he started getting all touchy...

[revolver]

Originally Posted by goru
I saw him at the pub last night... but got uncomfortable when he started getting all touchy...

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa