Need a chainsaw

[fwullah]

Can anyone spare a chainsaw? I have this desire, this need for a chainsaw with which I can cut the front legs and the hands of our favorite players. They certainly can't control their legs, or their hands, so why would they need their legs and hands?

[chinaman]

Dharalo jinish hate rakha thik naa. Nijer haat katte pare

[ChrisM]

I was thinking the same thing in 1984 when Mike Gatting (otherwise a brave player against pace) started padding up to Malcolm Marshall every time. I didn't want to cut his hands off though. I reckoned if he hovered just off the ground then he might play it with his bat and be OK.

In 1985, I did want to cut off his hands when he caught an Australian at a crucial moment in a test then dropped it as he was celebrating.

When he went to South Africa in 1989, I would have cut off both.

[fat_bob]

that's not very nice considering the problems with the cutting up of people in bangladesh. how come my thread gets deleted but this doesn't?

[bourny3]

Quite harsh. But obviously a joke. still not to nice. Graphic

[AsifTheManRahman]

arey chain saw lagbe na...peyara gacher chikon daal niye ek shoptah raatd in pither moddhe ghaa boshailei howe jabe...