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September 5, 2008, 06:37 PM
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Mosquito the blood sucking machine - what should we do about them?
Mosquito the blood sucking machine - what should we do about them?
Now days there are too many blood sucking mosquitoes in Bangladesh, it makes our life miserable. We work hard to earn money, eat fruits and vegetables to increase our blood, the backbone of our health. And these sucker steel our hard earned blood night in and night out. Not only that, every time they steel our blood, they cause us enormous discomfort and pain.
It used to be at night time they would harass us. But now a day they start sucking us big time in day times also, And I heard that these day time blood suckers are more dangerous.... they carries the dangerous fever called Dengu....as dangerous as AID.....if you are infected, you better start looking for a land in Banani graveyard.
Previously government tried to spray medicine by land as well as by air. It worked briefly, but then again these blood sucking machine gets more adapted and more strong and strike back with more power.... Government change the chemical and make it more stronger....people get sicker by these Arial spray ... but the mosquito gets more stronger... The coils and those hand sprays are already worthless.,,,
You use mosquito net, some how they even get to go inside and get unchallenged territory inside the mosquito net. In the morning these greedy blood-suck sucks so much blood that they looks like 'Machi'.
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September 5, 2008, 06:45 PM
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We need "Change We can Believe"
Caretaker Govertment should be brought in to tackle with these blood suckers..they can introduce brand new mechanicsm like bringing great orator who will attract mosquitos by giving it false promises of more blood or also can hire nice looking Miss BD type actress/actor to attract male/female mosquito
Then special Moshari should be used to capture these calprits
And Finally "Machi" like Mosha will be freed after they lose some blood or getting treated in advance hospital oversees to become lean and thin but not mean.
After that....you know the cycle begins...
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September 5, 2008, 06:51 PM
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You should generously give the tiny amount of blood to the innocent mosquitos. This is very much required for their living.
What are you doing when big political mosquitos are sucking huge amount of blood day in and day out and making forunes for their fourteen generation? At first you should do something to prevent these big mosquitos, if you can do that, your standard of life will change and you don't have to worry about the tiny mosquitos anymore.
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September 6, 2008, 12:59 PM
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September 6, 2008, 01:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miraz
You should generously give the tiny amount of blood to the innocent mosquitos. This is very much required for their living.
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Miraz his fulfilling his obligation what he is preaching to us....
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September 6, 2008, 01:56 PM
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Here's a related true story:
Backwoods of the great state of Minnesota are clouded with these bloodsuckers. My personal experience while fishing on the Mississippi is - their problem is worse than Bangladesh. The volume, number, size and the health of these mosquitoes are vastly larger than ours. I wondered with the locals why they let such a problem get so out of hand.
"Well, we don't want to use chemicals or insecticides - they might harm the environment"
-Have you done ANYTHING to tackle this problem?
-Yes. The health department has brought in hundreds of bats from Florida and let them loose in here.
-WHAT !
-Yes. One bat can eat up to 300 pounds of these suckers in a year.
-So, those flying creatures in the distance are not birds after all? Huh?
-No sir, them are the damn bats, doing their work.
At this point, I just wrapped up my rig, wasn't sure which one was better - just mosquitoes or mosquitoes AND bats. I hate bats. I really hate bats. To me, bats are just giant mosquitoes.
Come to think of it, I haven't been back fishing there ever since.
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September 6, 2008, 02:15 PM
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Just wondering how Ash would use this bat.
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September 6, 2008, 02:29 PM
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Quote:
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Just wondering how Ash would use this bat.
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Like the ones that are sold all over the streets of Dhaka city - absolutely useless.
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September 6, 2008, 03:31 PM
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Like the ones that are sold all over the streets of Dhaka city - absolutely useless.
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I have brought one in UK when I went to BD last year works fin. Today I killed 2 flies.
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September 6, 2008, 05:57 PM
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I say we close our borders. Require passport and visa for this free flowing, blood sucking, free loaders. Undocumented mosquitos will be dealt with. I propose creating a task force with Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin running the show.
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September 6, 2008, 09:43 PM
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Make sure that the drains near your house are clean. Usually a ton of mosquitos come from there. if you can't clean it, atleast cover it up or something.
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September 8, 2008, 10:42 AM
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You have the right to return the favor 100%.
If the Mosquito kisses you, you kiss it back. (just don't swallow it)
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September 8, 2008, 05:59 PM
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moshari thakte chinta kisher???
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September 8, 2008, 07:26 PM
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Violence brings violence. "You massacre them, they massacre you"-thats what going on here.
Follow the characteristic of Gandhi...
If they bite in your left leg, give them right leg,
if they bite in left hand , give them right hand,
If they bite a mother, give them your child.
if they bite you, give them your girlfriend/wife.
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September 9, 2008, 04:24 AM
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Wear lots and lots of Areo Guard! well that's what i do.. and MOsquitozzzz don't bite me
LOL@ the tag!!
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September 9, 2008, 05:34 AM
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From the first look of the title I thought ...
After a long long time of silence, Fazal started screaming watching those 'blood sucking machines' are coming out of jail.
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September 9, 2008, 07:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by I_Knockout_U
If they bite in your left leg, give them right leg,
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... they bite both leg at the same time, what do you do?
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Originally Posted by I_Knockout_U
if they bite in left hand , give them right hand,
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... they bite both hand at the same time, what do you do?
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Originally Posted by I_Knockout_U
If they bite a mother, give them your child.
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... if they bite both mother and son at the same time, what do you do?
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Originally Posted by I_Knockout_U
if they bite you, give them your girlfriend/wife.
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... if you don;t have a girlfriend/wife, what do you do?
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September 10, 2008, 10:46 AM
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Fazal bhai, its hard to find threads you dont ask questions these days! Its became your habit. But i like what you ask including your posts.
Well, my suggestions came from Ghandi's teaching" bum gale kew chor dile, dan gal agiye diben". Gandhi didnt teach what should do "jodi dui gale chor dei".
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... if they bite both mother and son at the same time, what do you do?
find an orphan.
... if you don;t have a girlfriend/wife, what do you do?
give patri/girlfriend chai ad
... they bite both leg at the same time, what do you do?
Find middle leg. You should have one.
thats something new for them. they will be ashamed. Jodi oder shamanno poriman lojjabodh thake roktha kawa bondhu kore dibe.
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September 10, 2008, 11:09 AM
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Once again this thread made me do
Summarising:
SS - Bring out BD actresses.
Miraz - They deserve the blood. lol.
Nafi - Bat.
Billah bhai - Bats. (I live close by Mississippi and I know what you mean, literary. I have never seen such big blood suckers in my whole life)
Tehsin - Dick Cheney - Palin front.
ro - personal hygiene (clean drains and cover them up)
Huskie - net
BD_knockout_India - Ghandi Doctrine, give up girlfriends as a sacrifice
Antora - Aero Guard
Richfan - Monopoly, use "Go to jail" card. ( You should like your name now)
Fazal - "Patri/girlfriend chai" ad.
BD_knockout_India - lojja lojja.
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September 10, 2008, 11:20 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by I_Knockout_U
Fazal bhai, its hard to find threads you dont ask questions these days! Its became your habit. But i like what you ask including your posts.
Well, my suggestions came from Ghandi's teaching" bum gale kew chor dile, dan gal agiye diben". Gandhi didnt teach what should do "jodi dui gale chor dei".
... if they bite both mother and son at the same time, what do you do?
find an orphan.
... if you don;t have a girlfriend/wife, what do you do?
do porkia
... they bite both leg at the same time, what do you do?
Find middle leg. You should have one.
thats something new for them. they will be ashamed. Jodi oder shamanno poriman lojjabodh thake roktha kawa bondhu kore dibe.
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September 11, 2008, 06:10 PM
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Donating blood is healthy as well, these poor guys provide home service for your benefit and how can you complain.
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September 11, 2008, 10:26 PM
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Find middle leg. You should have one.
Moshar Kamor in the middle leg? ,,, Ouch that will be painful.
Bhai I_Knockout_U, are you sadist? .....just kidding
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September 13, 2008, 02:18 AM
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Na...not a chance.
i dont need to worried about these blood sucking parasite where i live.These tips are for those who are worried. Kidakiding
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September 20, 2008, 08:00 PM
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I say make a electric net and capture all the mosquitos.
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September 20, 2008, 08:02 PM
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Or we could just let them live.
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