Joke of the Week.... - Page 3

Habibul_bashar · #51 July 25, 2004, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by AsifTheManRahman
This is the best joke of the week:

Bangladesh will win the Asia cup

Or even better

Bangladesh will beat a test playing side in the Asia cup.

You are ok AsifTheManRahmanBangladesh will beat a test playing side in the Asia cup.

rassel · #52 July 25, 2004, 01:38 PM

Great fishy that you have died!!! You should have eaten by your dog or did you? Unfortunately, your dog is telling me that you have come to life with a new version of nishy!!! Guess what? I ain�t telling you dummy.
:duh:

nishy · #53 July 25, 2004, 01:41 PM

hey people stop making fun of my boy friend plz...this is my last post people........... so bye all

rassel · #54 July 25, 2004, 01:53 PM

Nishy recently your girly-friend (Chihuahua) just send me an U2U that telling me that you are bed wetter. So. I suggest you to wear diaper next time when you gat to go for sake of your doggy� health.

billah · #55 July 26, 2004, 02:03 PM

:What kind of a person stays up at night, thinking "Is there really a dog?"

:A DYSLEXIC, AGNOSTIC INSOMNIAC.

nishy · #56 July 27, 2004, 03:57 AM

hi people i am back from DEAD, so u can call me DEADMAN.... nishy back in action so time for some jokes......

nishy · #57 July 27, 2004, 04:00 AM

one day australian dog and england dog played cricket match, but there was no man of the match, there was only man of the dog, called australian man of the dog

nishy · #58 July 27, 2004, 01:45 PM

hey please write some jokes

nihi · #59 July 27, 2004, 02:15 PM

Other day, the dog asked the dog whether he was the dog. the dog replied that he wasn't not THE dog, he was just A dog. The dog then jumped too high because the dog then knew that it was him who was THE dog, and the dog thumped on the ground to succumb to a doggy death and by then the dog was only A dog, no more a THE dog.

Carte Blanche · #60 July 27, 2004, 02:19 PM

Is that your alter-ego?

nihi · #61 July 27, 2004, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by Carte Blanche
Is that your alter-ego?

oops, just noticed the uncanny similarity between my nick and nishi's. Just tried to be as creative as him. I Like his jokes (pertaining to a genre called shaggy dog story), by the way.

rassel · #62 July 27, 2004, 02:54 PM

Nishy where did you cut this picture from? Is it from Teen magazine��?

By the way, from now on I am going to refer you as a dog! Do you mine doggy boy?

chinaman · #63 July 27, 2004, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by nihi
Other day, the dog asked the dog whether he was the dog. the dog replied that he wasn't not THE dog, he was just A dog. The dog then jumped too high because the dog then knew that it was him who was THE dog, and the dog thumped on the ground to succumb to a doggy death and by then the dog was only A dog, no more a THE dog.

Alright, as long as this is just a dog, not the "The Dog" and he behaves all the time without exception, he may play around and enjoy.

Habibul_bashar · #64 July 27, 2004, 03:01 PM

I have a nice dog in my house.
My dog skin c.... is black

nishy · #65 July 27, 2004, 03:10 PM

hey man what u on about?

Habibul_bashar · #66 July 27, 2004, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nishy
hey man what u on about?

What u want to know about me?
sand u2u

rassel · #67 July 27, 2004, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Habibul_bashar

Quote:

Originally posted by nishy
hey man what u on about?

What u want to know about me?
sand u2u

nishy' Archive: http://isaithenral.com/gallery/data/thumbnails/12/

nishy · #68 July 27, 2004, 03:34 PM

wtf u on about? if u dont like my jokes plz dont come here thats it

nishy · #69 July 27, 2004, 03:42 PM

The President''s Puzzle

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

nishy · #70 July 27, 2004, 03:43 PM

3 blondes jump off a building ...

Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.

nishy · #71 July 27, 2004, 03:43 PM

A Blonde Goes to the Library?

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"

nishy · #72 July 27, 2004, 03:45 PM

Dead Mama

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"

"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"

nishy · #73 July 27, 2004, 03:46 PM

Q. Why is it that most Italian Men are called Tony?
A. When they boarded the boat to America, they stamped To NY [Tony] on their foreheads...

Q. What does FIAT stand for?
A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

nishy · #74 July 27, 2004, 03:50 PM

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

nishy · #75 July 27, 2004, 03:51 PM

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your ***."