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August 28, 2010, 03:06 PM
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The results of an extensive study.
Have you ever wondered what your favorite player does in the bathroom? I have.
Have you ever wondered what company's lungi tamim wears? I have.
Have you ever wondered which barber shaves siddons head? I have.
Have you ever wondered whats your players deepest secret is? I have.
And thats why I created this thread so I can tell you about my favorite player Ashraful. I have done lots of research online and read many books, and learned about each of the players. And this is the whole routine of Mohammed Ashraful on any given Monday. After extensive research, I realized that this never changes.
12:01am - Watch the ending of Lagaan 18 times.
1:01am - Practice the shot of the bearded man from Lagaan 73 times.
2:01am - Sleep. Dream that Tendulkar bows down to him.
3:01am - Nightmare. Jalal taunting him. Wakes up and turns nightlight on.
4:01am - Call Mashrafee and plans to remove Shakib from captaincy. (If mashrafee captain, then call Shakib.)
5:01am - Sleep. Dream that he's the captain of the Indian team.
6:01am - Wakes up and brushes teeth while reading Shakespeare.
7:01am - Mr. Andana (his music teacher) comes over for the music lessons.
8:01am - He looks at and studies the picture of Monalisa (da vinci's).
9:01am - Watches girls going to college, while hanging out with his friends.
10:01am - Steals a mango from Mrs. Hossains mango tree.
11:01am - Shows off a new shot that he's invented. He then drinks the shot.
12:01pm - Goes to the para cricket team, and he isn't picked. (he is the 12th man)
1:01pm - Drops a catch and blames the sun.
2:01pm - Scores an 3, when he gets out trying to scoop the ball.
3:01pm - Comes to train on the Bangladesh team.
4:01pm - Tells everyone how he has scored 300 in an one day game for his para.
5:01pm - Practices with the team.
Thats all I was able to research...
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August 28, 2010, 03:08 PM
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This is a cricket forum
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August 28, 2010, 03:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nafi
This is a cricket forum
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lolz
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August 28, 2010, 05:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by soccer20reverse
12:01pm - Goes to the para cricket team, and he isn't picked. (he is the 12th man)
2:01pm - Scores an 3, when he gets out trying to scoop the ball.
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Soccer rules and Cricket rules aren't same. A 12th man in cricket isn't allowed to bat. You need to read some cricket rules books.
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August 28, 2010, 05:23 PM
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ki bolbo bujte parchi na...
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August 28, 2010, 05:25 PM
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roja'e dhorcche....
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August 28, 2010, 08:19 PM
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August 28, 2010, 08:51 PM
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soccer miya bhai is trying way too hard now. I must say this is quite lame.
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August 28, 2010, 10:48 PM
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You wonder what the players does in the BATHROOM?
I know that this thread was a joke (hopefully) but that sentence alone will make me stay away from your future threads.
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August 28, 2010, 11:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by soccer20reverse
Have you ever wondered what your favorite player does in the bathroom? I have.
Have you ever wondered what company's lungi tamim wears? I have.
Have you ever wondered which barber shaves siddons head? I have.
Have you ever wondered whats your players deepest secret is? I have.
And thats why I created this thread so I can tell you about my favorite player Ashraful. I have done lots of research online and read many books, and learned about each of the players. And this is the whole routine of Mohammed Ashraful on any given Monday. After extensive research, I realized that this never changes.
12:01am - Watch the ending of Lagaan 18 times.
1:01am - Practice the shot of the bearded man from Lagaan 73 times.
2:01am - Sleep. Dream that Tendulkar bows down to him.
3:01am - Nightmare. Jalal taunting him. Wakes up and turns nightlight on.
4:01am - Call Mashrafee and plans to remove Shakib from captaincy. (If mashrafee captain, then call Shakib.)
5:01am - Sleep. Dream that he's the captain of the Indian team.
6:01am - Wakes up and brushes teeth while reading Shakespeare.
7:01am - Mr. Andana (his music teacher) comes over for the music lessons.
8:01am - He looks at and studies the picture of Monalisa (da vinci's).
9:01am - Watches girls going to college, while hanging out with his friends.
10:01am - Steals a mango from Mrs. Hossains mango tree.
11:01am - Shows off a new shot that he's invented. He then drinks the shot.
12:01pm - Goes to the para cricket team, and he isn't picked. (he is the 12th man)
1:01pm - Drops a catch and blames the sun.
2:01pm - Scores an 3, when he gets out trying to scoop the ball.
3:01pm - Comes to train on the Bangladesh team.
4:01pm - Tells everyone how he has scored 300 in an one day game for his para.
5:01pm - Practices with the team.
Thats all I was able to research...
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internet access should be banned in Mental Hospitals.
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August 29, 2010, 12:08 AM
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Apparently, goru's thread shows up under Similar Thread's category. Sigh.
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August 29, 2010, 01:10 AM
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I found it funny. Lighten up guys.
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August 29, 2010, 02:40 AM
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How is the Dominos Pizza delivery going soccer bhai? Kaj taj nai naki?
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August 29, 2010, 02:41 AM
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With words like "schadenfreude", your position is kinda like... unique. No one, I suppose would even wanna be there. Who wants to visit dictionary.com 39 times every paragraph?
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August 29, 2010, 03:46 AM
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6:01am - Wakes up and brushes teeth while reading Shakespeare.
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August 29, 2010, 03:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by billah
With words like "schadenfreude", your position is kinda like... unique. No one, I suppose would even wanna be there. Who wants to visit dictionary.com 39 times every paragraph?
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More likely he is suffering from Freudenschade.
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August 29, 2010, 03:57 AM
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Incomplete research.
The whole world is still eagerly waiting to find out what does he do between 5.02pm to 12.00am
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August 29, 2010, 04:23 AM
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ok,this is completely lol!i wonder whether matin comes to BC,bechara...
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August 29, 2010, 04:44 AM
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I long for the days when jokes were funny and not offensive.
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August 29, 2010, 06:09 AM
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Looool espically sakib as an indian captain
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August 29, 2010, 09:20 AM
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Ending of Lagaaan..ahha! Or, K3G..they had similar endings.
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Looool espically sakib as an indian captain
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Shakib?? You mean Ash?
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August 29, 2010, 10:23 AM
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Too much Hindi movie, there is one by Rani Mukherjee.
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August 29, 2010, 01:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by billah
With words like "schadenfreude", your position is kinda like... unique. No one, I suppose would even wanna be there. Who wants to visit dictionary.com 39 times every paragraph?
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Yayyyy illiteracy. Only billah can make it sexy.
*raises beer*
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August 29, 2010, 01:33 PM
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This is lame stuff...
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August 29, 2010, 02:28 PM
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Nah it is a very nice thread.Its very funny and very interesting with lot of surprises.
Thank you soccer for such a nice innovative thread.Your ideas were good and funny as well.Anyway please complete the ash cycle from 5pm to 12MN.
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