... thought I must share ...

[kalpurush]

The first picture was taken when the Chinese president went to US ...






The second picture was taken when Bush went to China ...

[Zeeshan]

[Ajfar]

this is nothing check out the jokes thread..there's a 3 picture bush and condolisa rice joke...that was the funniest bush joke ever..

[parvez]

very funny

[layperson]

LMAO Kalpurush bhai picture and captions are too funny.

[Murad]

second picture is very funny..Bush mone betha paise..lolz

[layperson]

Originally Posted by muradnyc
second picture is very funny..Bush mone betha paise..lolz

One picture without the other is not funny. The two pictures together tells a story which makes them funny. Together they are Effing HILARIOUS, each one on its own is just a regular picture.

[cricket_dorshok]

ha ha! very funny.

[Abid_Khan]

LOL the 2nd picture is the best!

[Antora]

AHAHAHA! 2nd pic is the best.

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by layperson
One picture without the other is not funny. The two pictures together tells a story which makes them funny. Together they are Effing HILARIOUS, each one on its own is just a regular picture.

hate to be the killjoy here.....but wats up with everyone saying 2nd pic is the best. as Lp mentioned it's a diptych. hmm....

[One World]

2nd one really was a cracker.

[layperson]

KP bhai I did not know where else to put this but had to share this so your thread title seems fit for this. A friend of mine shared this on facebook. Biiriilliant jinish !!!

The man is the indian Chuck Norris (commented by another friend of mine)

A few facts you should know abt Rajni before you die - MIND IT !!

Rajnikant makes onions cry.

He can delete the Recycling Bin.

He can build a snowman… out of rain.

He can strangle you… with a cordless phone.

He can drown fish.

He can play the violin... with a piano.

When Rajnikant enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on… he turns the dark off.

Rajnikant once had a heart attack… his heart lost.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajnikant can throw Brett Favre even further.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult. So BEWARE.

The last digit of pi is Rajnikant. He is the end of all things.

Bullets dodge him.

His calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Rajnikant.

If you spell Rajnikant wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikant?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance.."

He can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Rajnikant can kill two stones with one bird.

It takes RajniKant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

Rajnikant can sneeze with his eyes open.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant punch

Rajnikant is responsible for China's over-population. He was shooting in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.



Rajni Sir

[kalpurush]

Originally Posted by layperson
KP bhai I did not know where else to put this but had to share this so your thread title seems fit for this. A friend of mine shared this on facebook. Biiriilliant jinish !!!

The man is the indian Chuck Norris (commented by another friend of mine)

A few facts you should know abt Rajni before you die - MIND IT !!

Rajnikant makes onions cry.

He can delete the Recycling Bin.

He can build a snowman… out of rain.

He can strangle you… with a cordless phone.

He can drown fish.

He can play the violin... with a piano.

When Rajnikant enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on… he turns the dark off.

Rajnikant once had a heart attack… his heart lost.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajnikant can throw Brett Favre even further.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult. So BEWARE.

The last digit of pi is Rajnikant. He is the end of all things.

Bullets dodge him.

His calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Rajnikant.

If you spell Rajnikant wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikant?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance.."

He can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Rajnikant can kill two stones with one bird.

It takes RajniKant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

Rajnikant can sneeze with his eyes open.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant punch

Rajnikant is responsible for China's over-population. He was shooting in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.



Rajni Sir

Ha! Ha!! Master peice!!!

[kalpurush]

Originally Posted by layperson
One picture without the other is not funny. The two pictures together tells a story which makes them funny. Together they are Effing HILARIOUS, each one on its own is just a regular picture.

Dujone dujoner...
Ekjon chara onnojone
Nei kono dam!

[Zeeshan]

but can he make Ashraful speak in fluent flawless english? hmmmph....

[One World]

You must not have shared, now I had to

http://www.artiefishill.com/media/makeup/example1.html

[Rabz]

haha...good one Obayed bhai.
and that Rajni jokes, they are just freaking hilarious.
i read it on facebook yesterday...its just too good....

[kalpurush]

Originally Posted by One World
You must not have shared, now I had to

http://www.artiefishill.com/media/makeup/example1.html

খাইছে ...রাই'র ঘটনাও কি এরকম?!!!

[patriot]

Whose Hand is it ? It isn't Sreesanth's for sure .

[Ahsan]

Looks like Rajni can't divide by zero, Chuck can!

[Sauron]

Originally Posted by patriot


Whose Hand is it ? It isn't Sreesanth's for sure .

Are you sure that it's not a doctored pic? Sreesanth babaji doesn't seem to mind the extra attention at all.

.

[nasimul]

Digital Fakir

[Sovik]

Originally Posted by patriot


Whose Hand is it ? It isn't Sreesanth's for sure .

Picture from the same match. probably the moments after..................

Its probably the guy in the left. don't know how did he move so fast but if you look closely you'll see everyone is smiling but him. and look at his arms...........

[auntu]

Both are funny....hahahahhaha