Your First Fives (or more)

[Sohel]

1. First Computer*: Mac II, San Francisco (1990)
2. First Laptop*: HP, San Francisco (2000)
3. First Cellphone*: Motorola, San Francisco (1999)
4. First Car*: Honda Prelude, San Francisco (1990)
5. First Motorcycle*: Kawasaki KZ 1000, San Francisco (1985)
6. First Novel (Bangla): Shongshoptok by Shadullah Kaiser, Dhaka (1977)
7. First Novel (English): Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger, Dhaka (1978)
8. First Novel (Spanish): Crónica de una muerte anunciada by Gabriel García Márquez, Paris (1985)
9. First Novel (French): Journal du voleur by Jean Genet, Paris (1985)
10. First "real" GF: Delphine Bettencourt-Tong, Paris (1984)
11. First Wife: Elizabeth Anne Blakeley, San Francisco (1990)
12. First & Last Love: Clara Myung Lee, Berkeley (1996)
13. First Hero, general: Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, Dhaka (1977)
14. First Hero, athletic: Sir IV Richards, London (1976)
15. First Cosmic Musical Experience: On the Corner by Miles Davis, Paris (1984)
16. First Cosmic Cinematic Experience: Star Wars: A New Hope, New Delhi (1978)
17. First Cosmic Artistic Experience: One: Number 31, 1950 by Jackson Pollock, NYC (1980)
18. First Job: USF Bookstore, San Francisco (1985)
19. First Business*: Wall Berlin Kaffeehaus, Berkeley (1993)
20. First Volunteer Work: Amnesty International/St. Anthony's Soup Kitchen, San Francisco (1985)
21. First Cosmic Gastronomic Experience: Chez Panisse, Berkeley (1986)
22. First Home*: 2345 Grant Ave (Apt 5), San Francisco (1995)
23. First Great Friend, male: Bjorn Tore Bergersen, San Francisco (1986)
24. First Great Friend, female: Robbin La Vine, San Francisco (1987)
25. First Great Pet, cat: Spiro, Tabby, San Francisco (1989)
26. First Great Pet, dog: Vato, Chihuahua, Berkeley (1998)
27. First Great Pet, reptile: Dude, Iguana, Berkeley (1997)
28. First Fight: Ahsanullah, University Laboratory School, Dhaka (1974)
29. First Kiss: ****, University Laboratory School, Dhaka (1977)



*Bought with own money.

[Nadim]

Originally Posted by bujhee kom
First Slap/Thappor: From Amma at the age of 9 months - Last one: from wife, today, half an hour agoFirst Candy/Sweet: Khejurer gur
First Car: Pair of old leather sandals, walked everywhere, soon learned to run!
First Train Ride: Ulka Xpress + Green Arrow to Akhaura at the age of 3 months
First time sat on a car seat(not on my father's lap): Dhaka Baby Taxi at the age of 7
First English Word: Daaamn! or Sh!t
First Bouncer hit in the lip/front teeth: 12 years old, little blood
First Cricket bat: Handleless and hand made out of Koroi wood
First complete book read: Betaal/Phantom comic book - episode unknown
First book memorized a-z: The Mahabharatha and the Battle for Troy
First actress that I fell in love with: Bobita at the age of 6
First time I revealed my love of Bobita to my older sister and my amma and got heavily beaten by amma and later rescued by abba: 6 years 4.5 monthsFirst deep love sensation for an actress: Olivia (The Rain, not Newton John) at 7
Second deep love sensation for an actress: Zinaat Aman
Third deep love sensation for an actress: Parveen Bobbie
First sign of chest hair: one loner on the left side At the age of 29

Most funniest read of this thread

[Orpheus]

1st kiss: July 2003 8pm
1st Grope: July 2003 8:01 pm
1st coital encounter: July 2003 8:02:10
1st Tension release from coital encounter: July 2003 8:02:56

Last kiss to coital encounter: Same as above
Last tension release: 5 mins ago.

[BD-Shardul]

FIrst Punishment: When I was in grade one, my madame made me sit like this near her table (for talking with the classmate who sat beside me)



The funny thing is at that time I didn't understand that I was being punished. All the time I was wondering why madame made me sit like this.

[BD-Shardul]

Originally Posted by bujhee kom
First deep love sensation for an actress: Olivia (The Rain, not Newton John) at 7
Second deep love sensation for an actress: Zinaat Aman
Third deep love sensation for an actress: Parveen Bobbie

BK bhai, bhabi ki BC te ashe naki? Tahole arekta khaowar jonno ready thaken.

[layperson]

Originally Posted by Orpheus
1st kiss: July 2003 8pm
1st Grope: July 2003 8:01 pm
1st coital encounter: July 2003 8:02:10
1st Tension release from coital encounter: July 2003 8:02:56

Last kiss to coital encounter: Same as above
Last tension release: 5 mins ago.

the 46 seconds man !!!!

[AsifTheManRahman]

Originally Posted by Electrequiem
std? :/

Good catch.

[Beamer]

First fall inside a cover less manhole : 1986 in Bailey Road ( near the govt. flats )
First punch thrown : At the age of five, because two para r 'boro bhais' ( age 8 and 10 ) stole my marbles ( not the family jewels ). Brought two front teeth home. Been boxing since then..
First bone fracture : St. Martins playground in Ctg.
First crush : Next door neighbors wife in Ctg. Age- 5-8. What a hot Cougar!
First introduction to cricket : Ctg stadium, watching Imran Khan and co. getting beat by the mob!
First time watching someone die : A poor beggar getting run over by a truck in front of Rajar Bagh police line er mor. Saw it with my own eyes.
First car : Mitsubishi lancer - '89
Last car : boltey lojja lagey..
First Cell phone : The brick from Motorola
First computer : Sometime around '93. A 286...that was put together by me and some friends in College.
First public urination : Cox's Bazar, behind Hotel Simon - 1980 or 81.
First celebrity sighting : Muhammad Ali in CTG Airport ( I say around 78-79 ).
First kuttar kamor : Rajshahi- Laxmipur area, '86.
First time in BC : Dec '15- 2003.

[Tigers_eye]

Originally Posted by Beamer
First fall inside a cover less manhole : 1986 in Bailey Road ( near the govt. flats )...

So it was you then with all that black stuff all over your face... Where you watching the school girls passing by (bailey road'a ar asey ki - 1986'a)? I mean how can you fall in to that?

[Beamer]

Didn't get anything on my face or upper body. My arms prevented me from going all the way down. tobey..poora pant, juta..goo, kada lol.. Not watching girls at that time. It was at night time. School was closed by that time. I think a couple of street lights were missing.

[Fazal]

Ah..hah.... now this thread is getting interesting.

[One World]

I bet that fall was when Beamer realized he is of French origin.

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by One World
I bet that fall was when Beamer realized he is of French origin.

Nah he was counting stars and composing poetry to outdo Rumi... Hence the backhanded slap from God.

[One World]

Rumi showers, French don't.

[Orpheus]

Originally Posted by Sohel NR
10. First "real" GF: Delphine Bettencourt-Tong, Paris (1984)
11. First Wife: Elizabeth Anne Blakeley, San Francisco (1990)
12. First & Last Love: Clara Myung Lee, Berkeley (1996)

29. First Kiss: ****, University Laboratory School, Dhaka (1977)



*Bought with own money.

29 must have cost you a lot of money. but bhai,... your intentional date stamps reveal a lot of stories....

and I see you added "last" love to number 12 from last time I cked the thread early morning. One would have hoped you change the year instead.

[Orpheus]

Originally Posted by layperson
the 46 seconds man !!!!

still better than you 30 seconds man.. or Gopal without a watch.

[AsifTheManRahman]

Ekhane to dekhi pwn/palta pwn choltache...

[Orpheus]

Originally Posted by AsifTheManRahman
Ekhane to dekhi pwn/palta pwn choltache...

not trying to pwn because I have the utmost respect for borobhai but my quote of borobhai's post only indicates one thing:

Sohel_nr is a total slut. :p

[One World]

Originally Posted by Orpheus
Sohel_nr is a total slut. :p

\
At least he is a totalitarian, not a hypocrite.