Know your sarees!

Zeeshan · #1 November 6, 2010, 10:37 PM

Do you know your Tangail' tatis from Rajsahee silks? Your muslins from cottons? Mirpur silk from Tussar or georgettes? How about your Katans from Benarashee? Do you wanna impress your wife or mistress or whoever is in line for droit de seigneur next time you visit Aarong with your encyclopedic knowledge of sarees that makes her look like she is a male? Well friends, welcome to BC: where dreams come true.(c) Your female expert Gopalda is here to help to take you to a tour through a place which can be called Morjina'r Secret. Now you can test your saree IQ here.

Simply post a pic of your favorite model in saree and let rest of the guys in this sausage fest lose their sleep over it.

And you thought BC was dead, huh!

[Hint: It's an Indian designer. Come'on nerds....here's your chance to steal the show.]

iDumb · #2 November 6, 2010, 10:50 PM

LOL! Gopal is finally back!!

The best part about saree is taking it off slowly. "sharee khulo aste aste"

iDumb · #3 November 6, 2010, 11:05 PM

Gopal I tried finding the bangla rap perfectly for this thread but couldn't, it was one of my fav bangla rap. anyways but i did find the reference of saree khula by the same rapper i think.. he is AWESOME!!

Listen to 57 second to 1:00 min.

actually i just wanted to share this song.. no relation to this thread. I feel like putting this song on high volume and making my wife dance on her wedding saari...

magic boy · #4 November 7, 2010, 12:05 AM

Zeeshan · #5 November 7, 2010, 02:20 AM

Wrong crowd. I should have opened "Know your modems"

ammark · #6 November 7, 2010, 03:35 AM

^^^ magic boy ^^^ That is one fugly model!

**Zunaid** · #7 November 7, 2010, 03:38 AM

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^^^ magic boy ^^^ That is one fugly model!

You should be looking at the sarees. Tsk tsk.

ammark · #8 November 7, 2010, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Zunaid
You should be looking at the sarees. Tsk tsk.

her ugliness is immensely distracting unfortunately!

al Furqaan · #9 November 15, 2010, 07:27 PM

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her ugliness is immensely distracting unfortunately!

oh come on, she no dime, but she's not bad.

Rabz · #10 November 7, 2010, 04:10 AM

^^ Isn't that Emi, or what's her name again ??

Rabz · #11 November 7, 2010, 04:18 AM

Btw, Zee, you getting married anytime soon?
Why this sudden urge to know the sarees ??

They all look great here, well, untill u look at the price tags...

goru · #12 November 7, 2010, 06:56 AM

In western cultures, if you are a guy and know anything about dresses and shoes (other than occasionally commenting "wow, nice dress" or "you look sexy in those"), you are most definitely gay.

But in the sub-continent, if you have encyclopedic knowledge of sarees or know how to pick gold jewelery, that's supposed to impress the ladies.

Go figure.

BTW, both models above look hot... I don't get ammark's joke.

BANFAN · #13 November 7, 2010, 07:18 AM

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BTW, both models above look hot... I don't get ammark's joke.

That was a "grapes are sour" joke...

iDumb · #14 November 7, 2010, 08:58 AM

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BTW, both models above look hot... I don't get ammark's joke.

Cuz ammark likes short fat men.

lamisa · #15 November 7, 2010, 09:55 AM

rabs bhai,it is emi...
HAHAHAHAHAHA,this thread is sooo funny from a female point of view.i would never marry a guy who knows so much about sarees,i would doubt his sexuality! :P

Murad · #16 November 7, 2010, 10:05 AM

Ajfar · #17 November 7, 2010, 10:39 AM

Zeeshan bhai with Eid coming up Sharee shops will be very busy. I think you have a very good chance of getting a job with this kind of skill. And not to mention all the ladies that will be available for you to mingle with.

ammark · #18 November 7, 2010, 02:00 PM

^^^ this guy almost looks like one of the tranny hookers lining the road in front of lakeshore hotel in gulshan.

re: goru - wasnt a joke. I dont find the model attractive at all, sorry. Perhaps its because she's on too many billboards around Banani already. Now, the Aarong models doing the strange geometry poses with their forced-stoic expressions - i dig. Maybe I'm just weird!

goru · #19 November 7, 2010, 02:26 PM

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re: goru - wasnt a joke. I dont find the model attractive at all, sorry. Perhaps its because she's on too many billboards around Banani already.

Would you kick her out of bed? I doubt it...

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Now, the Aarong models doing the strange geometry poses with their forced-stoic expressions - i dig. Maybe I'm just weird!

Let's see... pics?

ammark · #20 November 7, 2010, 02:53 PM

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Would you kick her out of bed? I doubt it...

Given that I'm a total horndog, no I wouldnt kick her out of bed.

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Let's see... pics?

nicked from facebook. These things are all over the billboards around Dhaka city, esp. Kalabagan Russel Square ~

and then some:

goru · #21 November 7, 2010, 05:08 PM

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I know they are trying to do a diamond there, but I'm seeing something else... :P

ammark · #22 November 7, 2010, 05:34 PM

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I know they are trying to do a diamond there, but I'm seeing something else... :P

I am too now, you dirty sod! The donto-noh of 'Ananya' is placed very creatively too, to complete what you see!

roman · #23 November 8, 2010, 05:02 PM

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I know they are trying to do a diamond there, but I'm seeing something else... :P

I cant believe I am in a forum about Sarees. Ki je holo amar???

Zeeshan · #24 November 7, 2010, 05:37 PM

no i see a diamond aright...prolly they are doing modal logic with Kripke semantics and the diamond operator....duh

ammark · #25 November 7, 2010, 05:42 PM

@Zeeshan: smh. smbl indeed.