100 things I learned from Asia Cup

[Zeeshan]

Ok settle down fellas. Time for humor thread.

1. There is a shot called non-vegetarian shot.
2. Guldozer
3. Shakibul Hassan is the best allrounder in Bangladesh cricket
4. When a fan holds up a sign saying: Welcome back Mash, Sunny has to figure out the brainteaser that it's Mashrafe.

[Jadukor]

5. Hafeez swallowed us alive

[PoorFan]

6. Gavasker didnt get a chance for comeback.
7. Dave Whatmore Kumarasnga [something like that].

[Dilscoop]

8. Our hat and jersey doesn't match
9. Shakib can take 3 catches in 1

Originally Posted by Zeeshan
4. When a fan holds up a sign saying: Welcome back Mash, Sunny has to figure out the brainteaser that it's Mashrafe.

Here I thought I was hearing things and I didn't wanna come here and bitch about it. "whata...Who is Mash?"

[Zeeshan]

10. Saif Ali Khan is Agent Vinod/Indian ads makes no sense esp. about trade union fight who relies on hard soft drinks..wtf
11. Only Sanjay Manjrekar knows what the hell he means by "Bangladesh left arm spinners have mastered the art of creating pressure by not spinning the ball"

[Mahir]

12. Leg Break Orthodox
13. We have a player named "Mashfiqur Rahman" (Mushfiqur Rahim ? Mashrafe Mortaza ? Mushfiq Babu ? Maishukur Rahman ?)

[Night_wolf]

14.godaddy.com

[Dilscoop]

14. Tamim is STILL Hafeez's bunny
15. Shahadat is a Test material...





should bat at number 3 in whites.

[patriot]

16. Channel 9 Broadcast > Neo Cricket .

17. Athar Ali Khan was high on something.

- Calling Nazimuddin a youngster . Whose Current age is 26 years 163 days and is a father.

- and saying this -> 'Tamim scored two centuries In England . One at Lords and the other at the Oval'. Facepalm moment.

[zsayeed]

18. 64 is a great score for an allrounder

[Zeeshan]

Good catch patriot. Subtle.

19. There exists mickey mouse cricket.

[Naimul_Hd]

20. I hate to say, but i miss Sheena ! Cricket without glamor is like drinking tea without sugar.

[Ian Pont]

21. What you sometimes think is progress is really just re-arranging deck chairs on the Titanic
22. The country is no longer Bangladesh but now called NEWAY
23. The volume of the crowd cheering is proportionally equal to the effort put in to swinging the bat
24. Shakib has won enough MOM cars to start up a medium-sized dealership
25. Pakistan can afford to not select Imran Nazir or Mohammed Sami for their squad and still win
26. Elias Sunny is the best left arm spinner to pair with Shakib
27. The music segments from last year's world cup are now annoying
28. Zee cafe's adverts are way better than Channel 9's

[PoorFan]

Coach, are really doing any job in your backyard? How come you manage so much time following BD comical cricket show?

[Maysun]

29. According to Ramiz Raja, Asian teams play in Asia Cup & it's a 'Big Tournament'

[Purbasha T]

Originally Posted by PoorFan
6. Gavasker didnt get a chance for comeback.
7. Dave Whatmore Kumarasnga [something like that].

Abeysinghe

[Purbasha T]

Originally Posted by patriot
16. Channel 9 Broadcast > Neo Cricket .

17. Athar Ali Khan was high on something.

- Calling Nazimuddin a youngster . Whose Current age is 26 years 163 days and is a father.

- and saying this -> 'Tamim scored two centuries In England . One at Lords and the other at the Oval'. Facepalm moment.

Oi wait, was Channel 9 via nTV UK showing it in the UK? was the stream 15 mins late like it was during the BPL?

[patriot]

Originally Posted by Purbasha T
Oi wait, was Channel 9 via nTV UK showing it in the UK? was the stream 15 mins late like it was during the BPL?

I was referring to the broadcast quality Channel 9 did during BPL compared to Neo 'Unprofessional' Cricket's broadcast of Asia Cup. .

[AsifTheManRahman]

30. We are the perennial losers that we are because our batsmen think making a fifty is "proving a point" with no regard to the fact that the game is only half complete and the job not even half done.

[playmaker]

31. Tamim is still our best batsman
32. Shahadat Hossain can be the next best "Night watchmen"
33. Razzak doesnt know any shot but slog sweep
34. Mashrafee has yet again proved that he is the worst bowler during the depth

[NoName]

35. We're better than Pakistan at 'snatching defeat from the jaws of victory'.

[lamisa]

36. embee is a d**khead

[Dilscoop]

37. "Shakib al hasan is probably the best ALR in Bangladesh (0nly)."

(You guys will get to hundred even before the next game!)

Originally Posted by Ian Pont
21. What you sometimes think is progress is really just re-arranging deck chairs on the Titanic
22. The country is no longer Bangladesh but now called NEWAY
23. The volume of the crowd cheering is proportionally equal to the effort put in to swinging the bat
24. Shakib has won enough MOM cars to start up a medium-sized dealership
25. Pakistan can afford to not select Imran Nazir or Mohammed Sami for their squad and still win
26. Elias Sunny is the best left arm spinner to pair with Shakib
27. The music segments from last year's world cup are now annoying
28. Zee cafe's adverts are way better than Channel 9's

All of em, spot on. And 27, I had to mute it because they kept playing those songs.

[zsayeed]

38. Cricket field is the best place to prove a personal point .... and then go back after one pats oneself on the back.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/asia-cup...ry/557041.html
(sorry AsifTheMan Bro, can I still post this in light of your allusion above that I just saw in retrospect #30)

[HereWeGo]

39) NEWAY - Always sponsors the team that comes in last in the tournament (Sylhet royals and now BD)...