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Old August 14, 2016, 12:56 PM
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Have you ever gone to someone's house for *(Dawath Voje Khana-pina invitation" and after dinner clogged up their toilet?

*Dawath = Dinner invitation
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Have you ever shat in your classroom and sneaked out to go home?
Have you ever pissed in your brand new car?
Have you ever pissed in your classroom at age 6 or 60?
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Old August 14, 2016, 12:59 PM
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Have you ever gone to give x-ray and the male nurse says you must strip down and put the green-blue garment on and you forgot to wear underarmor that day? I have.
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Old August 14, 2016, 01:51 PM
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I just realized some of you guys are boring as hell.. no one did anything adventurous ...

Come on.. no mountain climbers ... ocean explorer ... bungee jumper/ parachuter here ?

Tell us something few ppl have done ... anyone can **** in their pants ...requires zero skills ..

Btw have you ever had an affair ?
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Old August 14, 2016, 01:56 PM
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Challenge accepted.

Have you ever shat in your classroom and sneaked out to go home?
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My childhood friend did, back in the 70's, We, the whole class were sent home after the incident. Government Lab High....where Nocturnal also went many years later and attended that same classroom, probably sat in that same chair.
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Old August 14, 2016, 01:59 PM
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I just realized some of you guys are boring as hell.. no one did anything adventurous ...

...parachuter here ?

Tell us something few ppl have done ... anyone can **** in their pants ...requires zero skills ...
I had to jump off of perfectly good aircrafts many times during training in South Carolina.
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Old August 14, 2016, 01:59 PM
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I just realized some of you guys are boring as hell.. no one did anything adventurous ...

Come on.. no mountain climbers ... ocean explorer ... bungee jumper/ parachuter here ?

Tell us something few ppl have done ... anyone can **** in their pants ...requires zero skills ..

Btw have you ever had an affair ?
I was born. Now go duplicate that.

Bet you don't wanna hear that? You wanna hear about me hiking up mountain, swimming in Pacific, or ziplining in South Africa.

Reminds me of Phantom's treasure room. Pirates come and they are easily awed at all the glittery stuffs. But then Phantom takes him to his little room which has all the valued stuff like Alexander's cup and so on...

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A swindler and a smuggler are caught for the umpteenth time and end up in the same cell as an African man named Bubba, who tells them about the Phantom Treasure. The smuggler has smuggled to some quite powerful people (a general of some kind) so they soon escape together and make plans together with the general to take possession of the treasure, though everyone plan to fool the others.

Swargo (the smuggler) and Bubba is dropped in the jungle and set to use nerv gas to kill all the Bandars. Swargo, however, is very curious about seeing the treasure before the killing and manages to be brought to the Skull Cave by calling to the Phantom and then telling him that he and his friend Bubba had been attacked by natives and Bubba had told him to call for the Phantom before he died.

The Phantom the shows the Great Treasure Room, with such unique objects as the Excalibur, King Arthur's sword, the Laurel wreath of Caesar, the cup of Alexander the Great, and the snake that bit Cleopatra. Not realising their true value, Swargo feels very disappointed and refuses to see the Small Treasure Room. Swargo hurries back to Bubba hand says that the entire treasure is rubbish, something that Bubba refuses to believe as his own uncle had seen it, a fight is to ensue when the Phantom shows up and take them captives.

The signal that the nerve gas has been released is sent and a helicopter with the rest of the gang lands in front of the Skull Cave and is quite soon taken captive by the Bandars, since everyone fear their poisonous arrows. The Phantom then shows the same objects to the general as he later showed to Swargo, when the general realises that Swargo thinks the stuff is just rubbish, he is utterly angered as he knows that they are priceless. The Phantom then shows the Small Treasure Room, the room that Swargo did not want to see; it is filled with a more convential treasure.

The gang is then taken away and will never again see the Skull Cave, nor its treasure.
http://www.phantomwiki.org/Treasure_...e#Plot_Summary
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Old August 17, 2016, 12:29 PM
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Old August 17, 2016, 10:31 PM
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Old August 17, 2016, 10:33 PM
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Have you ever found yourself in cinema hall caught...





meditating?
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Old August 17, 2016, 10:36 PM
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Old August 18, 2016, 08:47 AM
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meditating?

This one is weird in more than one way....
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Old August 18, 2016, 10:48 AM
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This one is weird in more than one way....
Because he changed the word at the last moment to avoid getting "banned". Just use your imagination and figure it out what he meant.
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Old August 18, 2016, 10:50 AM
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Because he changed the word at the last moment to avoid getting "banned". Just use your imagination and figure it out what he meant.
I kinda thought that was implicit...sneaky little chap
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Old August 18, 2016, 11:13 AM
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I started meditating after I got married .
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Old August 18, 2016, 11:16 AM
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That's a skill for ya iDumb
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Old August 18, 2016, 01:00 PM
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Old September 6, 2016, 12:44 PM
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Yes the day I got married
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Yes the day I got married
God dang...I knew that was coming
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Old September 6, 2016, 08:33 PM
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Old September 6, 2016, 08:54 PM
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Yes, I fell right on my head...first contact...now I got Damnesia
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My childhood friend did, back in the 70's, We, the whole class were sent home after the incident. Government Lab High....where Nocturnal also went many years later and attended that same classroom, probably sat in that same chair.
BK da .... koto shoto bar je class palaisi hishab nai
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