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August 15, 2004, 08:21 AM
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Boo Hoo
Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.
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August 15, 2004, 08:22 AM
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yo mama's fart stinks so bad ..
Yo mama's fart stinks so bad that George Bush declared it biological warfare.
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August 15, 2004, 08:22 AM
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Which End Up?
Yo mama so ugly, when she was in labor the doctor asked which end!
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August 15, 2004, 08:22 AM
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Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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August 15, 2004, 08:23 AM
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Top 10 Funny Store Signs
1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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August 15, 2004, 08:23 AM
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Yo mama is so dumb...
Yo mama is so dumb she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company
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August 15, 2004, 08:24 AM
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Genie in a bottle
There was this man walking on the beach and he found a bottle. He rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant you 3 wishes."
The man said, "No ****!"
Then he all of a sudden had to use the bathroom but couldn't because there was a big cork in his ***.
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August 15, 2004, 08:24 AM
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I See You!
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.
Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's arse was that eye staring right back at him. "You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."
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August 15, 2004, 08:24 AM
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Crab Cakes
Yo mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
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August 15, 2004, 08:24 AM
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3 Vampires
There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The third vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of water."
The bartender says, "Why do you want a shot of water?"
The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, "Tea time."
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August 22, 2004, 03:03 PM
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Annoying Boy on Bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
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August 22, 2004, 03:30 PM
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Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:
10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each
"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.
"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."
"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.
"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.
Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."
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August 22, 2004, 03:30 PM
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i am back boys
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