Test your common sense

[Peace]

Guys, this is a simple way of testing your common sense. The questionnaire has been designed in consultation with a qualified psychologist. So, please answer the questions that you can and trust my assessment for your answers. The winner may be awarded with a custom title.

1.Do you really believe that Zeeshan is virgin?
a)Yes
b)No

2. Is Orpheus really planning to buy chicken wings for the valentine day?
a)Yes
b)No

3. Why did Collingwood make such a comment about Bangladesh?
a) He was arrogant
b) He is a bully
c) He is an attention seeker
d) He hates BD
e)All above
f) It was a silly comment made unconsciously.
g)other, please state

4. Do you think BD is going to win the Test match against NZ?
a)Yes
b)No
C) Draw is a possibilty

5. ATMR signature says “whip is mightier than pen”. Does he really believe it?
a)Yes
b)No

6. The boss’s signature says “I can divide by zero”. Can he really?
a)Yes
b)No

7. If yes, what is the output?

8. How would you rate Dhaka for quality of living standard, out of ten?

9. If you were Ashraful, what you would have done for the current situation? (ASSUME THAT HE IS WORKING HARD TO IMPROVE)
a)Resign
b)Take time off
c)Ask to change batting position
d) Will continue until get sucked
d) Other, please state

10. How would you describe fans who are calling for Habibul Bashar’s return in Test cricket?
a) Insane
b) Sensible
c) Other, please state

[BD-Shardul]

My answers are in bold.

Originally Posted by Peace
1.Do you really believe that Zeeshan is virgin?
a)Yes
b)No

2. Is Orpheus really planning to buy chicken wings for the valentine day?
a)Yes
b)No

3. Why did Collingwood make such a comment about Bangladesh?
a) He was arrogant
b) He is a bully
c) He is an attention seeker
d) He hates BD
e)All above
f) It was a silly comment made unconsciously.
g)other, please state

4. Do you think BD is going to win the Test match against NZ?
a)Yes
b)No
C) Draw is a possibilty

5. ATMR signature says “whip is mightier than pen”. Does he really believe it?
a)Yes
b)No

6. The boss’s signature says “I can divide by zero”. Can he really?
a)Yes
b)No

7. If yes, what is the output? Immediate Ban from the forum.

8. How would you rate Dhaka for quality of living standard, out of ten? 5/10

9. If you were Ashraful, what you would have done for the current situation? (ASSUME THAT HE IS WORKING HARD TO IMPROVE)
a)Resign
b)Take time off
c)Ask to change batting position
d) Will continue until get sucked
d) Other, please state (I would have tried hard to do my basics right)

10. How would you describe fans who are calling for Habibul Bashar’s return in Test cricket?
a) Insane
b) Sensible
c) Other, please state they simply cant fathom that with the present reflex, HB can't play international cricket, no matter how good he is doing in the domestic league.

[revolver]

Originally Posted by Peace
Guys, this is a simple way of testing your common sense. The questionnaire has been designed in consultation with a qualified psychologist. So, please answer the questions that you can and trust my assessment for your answers. The winner may be awarded with a custom title.

1.Do you really believe that Zeeshan is virgin?
a)Yes
b)No

2. Is Orpheus really planning to buy chicken wings for the valentine day?
a)Yes
b)No

3. Why did Collingwood make such a comment about Bangladesh?
a) He was arrogant
b) He is a bully
c) He is an attention seeker
d) He hates BD
e)All above
f) It was a silly comment made unconsciously.
g)other, please state

4. Do you think BD is going to win the Test match against NZ?
a)Yes
b)No
C) Draw is a possibilty

5. ATMR signature says “whip is mightier than pen”. Does he really believe it?
a)Yes
b)No

6. The boss’s signature says “I can divide by zero”. Can he really?
a)Yes
b)No

7. If yes, what is the output?

8. How would you rate Dhaka for quality of living standard, out of ten?
7
9. If you were Ashraful, what you would have done for the current situation? (ASSUME THAT HE IS WORKING HARD TO IMPROVE)
a)Resign
b)Take time off
c)Ask to change batting position
d) Will continue until get sucked
d) Other, please state

10. How would you describe fans who are calling for Habibul Bashar’s return in Test cricket?
a) Insane
b) Sensible
c) Other, please state-after all its their opinion

my ans in bold to

[Ashraf-FTP]

1. Yes (dahh, what did you expect ;P)

2. Yes (for himself to eat)

3. He is an attention seeker

4. Hell no

5. No he doesnt. Even though he wrote it, in his heart, he believes "the pen is mightier than the whip"

6. Yes, but in his own explanation, which doesnt make sense mathematically but does make sense if you use "common sense"

7. You would have to ask the boss that cause I cant divide by 0.

8. Depends; like everything else, there are pro's and con's. Personally I would rate it 8 if you live inside a home. And I would rate it 2 if you go outside.

9. First ask to change batting position to lower and then if that doesnt work, then take time off.

10. I personally think its non-existent. I mean if he wants to come back, he deserves to. But people have their own opinions. And calling someone insane would be my opinion on someone elses opinion.

[Dhruvo]

1.Do you really believe that Zeeshan is virgin?
a)Yes
b)No

2. Is Orpheus really planning to buy chicken wings for the valentine day?
a)Yes
b)No

3. Why did Collingwood make such a comment about Bangladesh?
a) He was arrogant
b) He is a bully
c) He is an attention seeker
d) He hates BD
e)All above
f) It was a silly comment made unconsciously.
g)other, please state

4. Do you think BD is going to win the Test match against NZ?
a)Yes
b)No
C) Draw is a possibilty

5. ATMR signature says “whip is mightier than pen”. Does he really believe it?
a)Yes
b)No

6. The boss’s signature says “I can divide by zero”. Can he really?
a)Yes
b)No

7. If yes, what is the output? Ask him

8. How would you rate Dhaka for quality of living standard, out of ten? 4

9. If you were Ashraful, what you would have done for the current situation? (ASSUME THAT HE IS WORKING HARD TO IMPROVE)
a)Resign
b)Take time off
c)Ask to change batting position
d) Will continue until get sucked
d) Other, please state

10. How would you describe fans who are calling for Habibul Bashar’s return in Test cricket?
a) Insane
b) Sensible
c) Other, please state

[Peace]

Thanks BD-Shardul, revolver, Ashraf_FTP, Dhrubo.
-I would not make any comment for your answers yet.
-Some questions may seem simple and easy but those are the hardest one. I will justify later.

[Orpheus]

Originally Posted by Peace
1.Do you really believe that Zeeshan is virgin?
a)Yes
b)No

2. Is Orpheus really planning to buy chicken wings for the valentine day?
a)Yes
b)No

3. Why did Collingwood make such a comment about Bangladesh?
a) He was arrogant
b) He is a bully
c) He is an attention seeker
d) He hates BD
e)All above
f) It was a silly comment made unconsciously.
g)other, please state

4. Do you think BD is going to win the Test match against NZ?
a)Yes
b)No
C) Draw is a possibilty

5. ATMR signature says “whip is mightier than pen”. Does he really believe it?
a)Yes
b)No

6. The boss’s signature says “I can divide by zero”. Can he really?
a)Yes
b)No

7. If yes, what is the output? (lol)
output : arrogance

8. How would you rate Dhaka for quality of living standard, out of ten?
11

9. If you were Ashraful, what you would have done for the current situation? (ASSUME THAT HE IS WORKING HARD TO IMPROVE)
a)Resign
b)Take time off
c)Ask to change batting position
d) Will continue until get sucked
d) Other, please state

10. How would you describe fans who are calling for Habibul Bashar’s return in Test cricket?
a) Insane
b) Sensible
c) Other, please state
it's sensible but not progressive...our aim is to build a strong team for future

i am sure i got 200/100.

btw My pre-valentines day went well.... i call it foreplay... i will upload pictures soon that i took in my cell phone.

[layperson]

my answers are in bold

Originally Posted by Peace
Guys, this is a simple way of testing your common sense. The questionnaire has been designed in consultation with a qualified psychologist. So, please answer the questions that you can and trust my assessment for your answers. The winner may be awarded with a custom title.

1.Do you really believe that Zeeshan is virgin?
a)Yes
b)No

2. Is Orpheus really planning to buy chicken wings for the valentine day?
a)Yes
b)No

3. Why did Collingwood make such a comment about Bangladesh?
a) He was arrogant
b) He is a bully
c) He is an attention seeker
d) He hates BD
e)All above
f) It was a silly comment made unconsciously.
g)other, please state

4. Do you think BD is going to win the Test match against NZ?
a)Yes
b)No
C) Draw is a possibilty

5. ATMR signature says “whip is mightier than pen”. Does he really believe it?
a)Yes
b)No

6. The boss’s signature says “I can divide by zero”. Can he really?
a)Yes
b)No

7. If yes, what is the output?

8. How would you rate Dhaka for quality of living standard, out of ten? 8

9. If you were Ashraful, what you would have done for the current situation? (ASSUME THAT HE IS WORKING HARD TO IMPROVE)
a)Resign
b)Take time off
c)Ask to change batting position
d) Will continue until get sucked
d) Other, please state

10. How would you describe fans who are calling for Habibul Bashar’s return in Test cricket?
a) Insane
b) Sensible
c) Other, please state

[Zeeshan]

As much as Common sense is metaphysics of the beast....here are my answers.

Originally Posted by Peace
Guys, this is a simple way of testing your common sense. The
questionnaire has been designed in consultation with a qualified psychologist. So, please answer the questions that you can and trust my assessment for your answers. The winner may be awarded with a custom title.

1.Do you really believe that Zeeshan is virgin?
a)Yes...wait does cyber sex count?
b)No

2. Is Orpheus really planning to buy chicken wings for the valentine day?
a)Yes...shalar mathay sit ase.
b)No

3. Why did Collingwood make such a comment about Bangladesh?
a) He was arrogant
b) He is a bully
c) He is an attention seeker
d) He hates BD
e)All above
f) It was a silly comment made unconsciously.
g)other, please state not enough info to make a sufficient reasoning

4. Do you think BD is going to win the Test match against NZ?
a)Yes
b)No
C) Draw is a possibilty

5. ATMR signature says “whip is mightier than pen”. Does he really believe it?
a)Yes
b)No
c) iceman>bradman

6. The boss’s signature says “I can divide by zero”. Can he really?
a)Yes
b)No

7. If yes, what is the output? it's a metaphor..he is a programmer, and division by zero results in error....it's a metaphor for accomplishing the impossible, getting away with anything...cool signature nevertheless

8. How would you rate Dhaka for quality of living standard, out of ten? 0 what am i razakar now?

9. If you were Ashraful, what you would have done for the current situation? (ASSUME THAT HE IS WORKING HARD TO IMPROVE)
a)Resign
b)Take time off
c)Ask to change batting position
d) Will continue until get sucked
d) Other, please state (why the eff shall i assume he is working hard to improve)

10. How would you describe fans who are calling for Habibul Bashar’s return in Test cricket?
a) Insane
b) Sensible
c) Other, please state desperate

Now give us our grades....

[Zeeshan]

I think the genius in the quizmaking lies in people in question revealing their own answers. Thus, me, orphy, dr zed, atmr, others if they reveal their answers this 'quiz' will unravel by itself.

[Ashfaq]

What?? How is this a test to measure common sense? This just test how well one conforms to Peace's definition of common sense. My common sense dictates not to take this quiz. Thanks, I'll take my chances with analytic reasoning.

[AsifTheManRahman]

Siraji, you win.

[Orpheus]

Here is an easy question (I bet everyone will get this right)

What will layperson get his gf for valentines?
a) Dozen roses and chocolate
b) Gold Jewelry
c) Diamond ring/necklace
d) an apartment in one of top 4 most liveable cities in the world
e) He will take money from her and put it in his bank account to get rich.

[Orpheus]

Originally Posted by Siraji
I'll take my chances with analytic reasoning.

but is this forum for analytical reasoning or for some bunch of guys to spend some enjoyable time reading entertaining stuff?? I could already tell you are a virgin just from this post. how is that for analytical?

[Ashfaq]

Originally Posted by Orpheus
but is this forum for analytical reasoning or for some bunch of guys to spend some enjoyable time reading entertaining stuff?? I could already tell you are a virgin just from this post. how is that for analytical?

True, this thread was for entertainment purpose, but the thread title and content do not match.

And you're spot on. I am a virgin. I'm a conforming Muslim who is also the eldest in a Bangladeshi middle class family. So why would I not be a virgin?

P.S. Orphy, the more I see you, the more you become predictable. You need to develop some more avenue of personal attacks beyond "u r a virgin/faggot" type. It's become boring. I never pegged you for traditionalist. But I see that you conform religiously to definition of american trolls.

[Orpheus]

Originally Posted by Siraji
And you're spot on. I am a virgin. Why would I not be?

yes virgin people lack common sense....who are you saving yourself for? Once time come, you will wish you had more practice. It looks very easy on tv.. lol! you don't wanna have an unsatisfied wife for the rest of your life do you? Chances are high she will be going out of marriage to people who lost virginity long before marriage...

so you lose both way while the other guy wins twice... who is smarter now?

[Orpheus]

Originally Posted by Siraji

P.S. Orphy, the more I see you, the more you become predictable. You need to develop some more avenue of personal attacks beyond "u r a virgin/faggot" type. It's become boring. I never pegged you for traditionalist. But I see that you conform religiously to definition of american trolls.

hahahh... good one. My wife told me the same thing the other day. And I don't disagree. You on the other hand is in love with me hence the similar thinking to my wife. ONly if you were a girl (yes too predictable :p)

[Ashfaq]

Originally Posted by Orpheus
yes virgin people lack common sense....who are you saving yourself for? Once time come, you will wish you had more practice. It looks very easy on tv.. lol! you don't wanna have an unsatisfied wife for the rest of your life do you? Chances are high she will be going out of marriage to people who lost virginity long before marriage...

so you lose both way while the other guy wins twice... who is smarter now?

Who says I'm saving myself? It's just that I am not as obsessed with sex as you think I should be. Besides, the whole point of marriage is learning together as far as I'm concerned.

You think it's a competition? I hope you are only pretending to have such a skewed outlook. If I said you are really smarter than me would that make you breath any easier knowing the true answer ?

How's that for a personal attack?

[Orpheus]

Originally Posted by Siraji
Who says I'm saving myself? It's just that I am not as obsessed with sex as you think I should be. Besides, the whole point of marriage is learning together as far as I'm concerned.

I think that's bullshit.. marriage is about learning together when both of you are virgin (or you are because chances are you wife will not be in this day and age) then you end up realizing you got duped. (she realizing more than you) - that will torment you for the rest of the life. So I say please start going out with the intention of experiencing..... because if you look at it objectively, you are just losing. there is no gain in holding yourself back be it for religious resion or impotence.

You think it's a competition? I hope you are only pretending to have such a skewed outlook. If I said you are really smarter than me would that make you breath any easier knowing the true answer ?

How's that for a personal attack?

that's a very bad attack if it was meant to be personal. Why can't you be smarter than me. Ofcourse there are millions of people that are smarter than me just as there are millions and millions that are better looking than i am or have more money. Why should that bother me. It's a fact. And you may just be one of those millions who is infact more intelligent, richer and better looking. But yet dumb enough to be virgin though.

[Peace]

Originally Posted by Siraji
What?? How is this a test to measure common sense? This just test how well one conforms to Peace's definition of common sense. My common sense dictates not to take this quiz. Thanks, I'll take my chances with analytic reasoning.

You failed.
You failed to sense the purpose of this thread. Hence, you do not meet the pre-requisite to participate in this test.

What is your problem, btw?

[Ashfaq]

Originally Posted by Peace
You failed.
You failed to sense the purpose of this thread. Hence, you do not meet the pre-requisite to participate in this test.

What is your problem, btw?

Problem? I have many, but none that concerns you or this thread in particuler. Why would you ask?

Fair enough, I failed. I must be different from others if the thread is to be believed. So what if I don't have what you say is "Common sense"? I'll get by, don't worry.

[Ashfaq]

Originally Posted by Orpheus
I think that's bullshit.. marriage is about learning together when both of you are virgin (or you are because chances are you wife will not be in this day and age) then you end up realizing you got duped. (she realizing more than you) - that will torment you for the rest of the life. So I say please start going out with the intention of experiencing..... because if you look at it objectively, you are just losing. there is no gain in holding yourself back be it for religious resion or impotence.

that's a very bad attack if it was meant to be personal. Why can't you be smarter than me. Ofcourse there are millions of people that are smarter than me just as there are millions and millions that are better looking than i am or have more money. Why should that bother me. It's a fact. And you may just be one of those millions who is infact more intelligent, richer and better looking. But yet dumb enough to be virgin though.

You and I live in very different situation, my friend. You may be right, or you may be wrong. But I can not afford to take your advice, well meaning as they are.The important thing is I don't live in regret because I made peace with my lot in life a long time ago.

[Orpheus]

Originally Posted by Siraji
what if I don't have what you say is "Common sense"? I'll get by, don't worry.

But you would still be a virgin though. It's worrysome! Come on dude, take my 22 year old kajer bua.. she will do you for a candy.

I shall not stop "trolling" or getting under siraji's skin till he loses his virginity. THat is my new year's resolution for 2010.

[Ashfaq]

Originally Posted by Orpheus
But you would still be a virgin though. It's worrysome! Come on dude, take my 22 year old kajer bua.. she will do you for a candy.

I shall not stop "trolling" or getting under siraji's skin till he loses his virginity. THat is my new year's resolution for 2010.

That's a challenging resolution. I should tell you I can have the patience of a monk if I am motivated enough.

You do Know that I live in BUET right?

[Peace]

Originally Posted by Siraji
Problem? I have many, but none that concerns you or this thread in particuler. Why would you ask?

Because I think I may be able to help you to overcome those problems- in confidence, no fee charged. PM me.