Munchausen Syndrome on Acid for Players

[Zeeshan]

Ashraful in a dinner meeting in a five star luxurious hotel in a posh town near Manhattan.
Suddenly a waiter comes and whispers something to his ear.

"Ladies...." Ashraful in tuxedo says as he rises wearing his Armani white gloves.
"You have to excuse me for a minute."

All ladies wearing gowns and stilettos in unison: "Oh why my Lord, oh why?"

"The name is Ashraful. Mohammad Ashraful." says the captain looking at the camera.
Then back at a women: "Ladies, sorry but I have a match to save."

We see a limosine pulling over as Ash tips handsomely the valet in one hand and waves at
the paparazzi behind the railings. The chauffeur opens the door for him. Ash gets in, opens a bottle of
Chivas Regal and takes a cocktail glass from the minibar. He swirls it like a nose and sniffs it and then
drinks it in one shot.

The limosine comes to a halting stop in front of Lords. Then we see from bird's eye view camera angle
in satellite view Ashraful is entering the stadium where a test match is being played and the last man has been
bowled out. Ashraful in tuxedo asks his caddy to come closer as he tips him. He takes a BDM and walks up to the crease
with the roaring applause from the crowd. The match is betweeen Bangladesh and England
and the score is 391 in second innings and 4 runs are needed with last men out of Bangladesh team. We see Harmison
bowling a 120 mph as Ashraful dances down the crease in prance and slogs it for a six. Crowds roars with applause and
cheers.

At this time Divine intervenes. Mohammad Ashraful is wearing lungi and sando genji and hugging a lomba balish.
Suddenly his mobile rings alarm. He wakes up starts stretching with a smile on his face self acknowledging
what a wonderful way to begin the day for practise.

A BC Sniper Team Production
Executive Producer & Director
Munshi

[Nadim]

hahaha

Not bad

[Zeeshan]

Taking request for the next players. Right after the meditation course, Ashraful said that he uses monochobi to advance his performance. So I wonder what kinda monochobis our players really do. Shall I do Shakib next?

[bujhee kom]

Huuhh? Bujhee nai..

[Murad]

Nice..
Munshi Game er jonne wait korte korte ghumiye porsilo..then ghumer vitor ei shopno ta dekhsilo.. kintu lojjai nijer naam na diye Ash er naam lagiye diyese...lol

[Foozy]

I like I like... as long as innovative ideas come in... keep goin!

[Orpheus]

LOL but brother your title makes little sense to me.. ektu bujhai bolen.

[Beamer]

Zeeshan cheletar mathai budhhi giz giz korey..very fertile, I must say.

[Ashraf-FTP]

rofl

nice one .. keep opening more threads like this.. do rock next.. or junaid maybe..

[tiger_club]

Munshi > Chivas Regal = doesn't match

[Imteaz]

Funny.

[One World]

No official fantasy thread on players yet?

[auntu]

Nice one Zeeshan. But I'm smelling there is a second part of this one.

[Bond]

hahahaha lmao, man you should write more Ashraful stories, this is damn hilarious, you have a natural talent bro. Someday you're gonna be a good comic writer.

[Purbasha T]

583 posts in 21 days??? I recall someone.

[bujhee kom]

Dada, Ei munchhausen diesease ki shei, where the psychopathic mental patient claim to have things been done to him/her/them when actually they themselves (The Munchhausen sufferer) create the whole stroy in their own head and then inflict severe humanly intolerable wound on themselves to claim proof of attack by there imaginery attackers?

Hey dada, also, I voted yes, I liked the thread but you need to start making your next polls as public polls, then we can see who voted waht? No hiding, if you know what I amena?

[Bond]

Originally Posted by Purbasha T
583 posts in 21 days??? I recall someone.

I am not who you think I am,
I am not who I think I am,
I am who I think you think I am.

Bond, Bond, Bond, Ashraful Bond!