Business Ideas?

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by mufi_02
validated.

not lets make that pitha store a reality!

*now as in

Now don't be nervous. I ain't no frikkin mindreader.

[iDumb]

Originally Posted by DinRaat.
The real estate business is highly volatile,

this my friend is your calling... u will succeed here i think.. NOT in milk transportation. Or Coffin business (though the idea was good ).

[DinRaat.]

The Dz09 smartwatch, costs 6 dollars a peice in Alibaba. Combine it with some nice facebook advertising, you can export it to Bangladesh and sell for 3000-4000 Taka.

[DinRaat.]

I have spammed this thread enough, but if you are interested in a cheap startup, you should try to gt exporters license, and export TimTams and Arnotts biscuits,Long life juices and Anzac biscuits overseas. These will be anhit, especially Timtams, if you can market in the high socioeconomic areas (Gulshan,Banani) it will sell.

[Tigers_eye]

oi tho guirey firey amar idea'tai kaj koray. Buy a frekking Nursing Home. Get your coffin making side business going as well. Nursing home'a bura-buri'der next gontobbo sthol'o ready.

[bujhee kom]

Originally Posted by Tigers_eye
oi tho guirey firey amar idea'tai kaj koray. Buy a frekking Nursing Home.

Ohh totally Dula miah bhai...
Meherpur Deluxe Nursing Home and right next door Kushthia Coffin House (A sister concern of Meherpur Death Conglomerate Pty Ltd.)

There could be a below grade level tunnel connecting two facilities...for the old timer like you, Dula Bhai when you kick the can after getting abused by the Pagal bhai's staff/nurse - the body can be very easily, very conveniently taken next door for DiinRait to make his Bamboo finish coffin for you. I can also work for Pagal bahia as a grave digger for his third venture, Meherpura Private Gorusthan (Cemetery). And bury your motoo dead body in there with a lot of care.

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by Tigers_eye
oi tho guirey firey amar idea'tai kaj koray. Buy a frekking Nursing Home. Get your coffin making side business going as well. Nursing home'a bura-buri'der next gontobbo sthol'o ready.

Invest in real estates. Convert properties into a nursing homes. Get Dinraat's coffin delivery service. And for the last few years free khola pitha and gur for everyone. And use 30% of the profit for jakah.

All in one roll. Let's call it day.

O Humans! Now do you see what I mean by cooperation?

[Zeeshan]

TE is a true genius. He is another man I want no beef with.

[Zeeshan]

Originally Posted by bujhee kom
Ohh totally Dula miah bhai...
Meherpur Deluxe Nursing Home and right next door Kushthia Coffin House (A sister concern of Meherpur Death Conglomerate Pty Ltd.)

There could be a below grade level tunnel connecting two facilities...for the old timer like you, Dula Bhai when you kick the can after getting abused by the Pagal bhai's staff/nurse - the body can be very easily, very conveniently taken next door for DiinRait to make his Bamboo finish coffin for you. I can also work for Pagal bahia as a grave digger for his third venture, Meherpura Private Gorusthan (Cemetery). And bury your motoo dead body in there with a lot of care.

It needs to be like Batman & Robin where they automatically change their dresses. By the way, pop quiz: which fatty US president died stuck in a bathtub?

[bujhee kom]

Originally Posted by Zeeshan
Invest in real estates. Convert properties into a nursing homes. Get Dinraat's coffin delivery service. And for the last few years free khola pitha and gur for everyone.

All in one roll. Let's call it day.

O Humans! Now do you see what I mean by cooperation?

Yeah totally Gupal, Right next door there could be a medical equipment sales (or rental for people who are not going to last that long, like me - although my wife and I couldn't afford BP bhai's nursing home anyway) - like oxygen cylinder, life support machine, adult diapher, heart medicine etc. Meherpur Pharmacy & Drugs and Sons.

And a Bhaat-er Hotel with a sign board with painitngs of Morog + Kala (black) Goat - 'Ekhaney Morog Pulau pauwa jai'. ..for people who will be coming to see old timer like T-E at the Nursing Home, from far far away land.

But for Buira perv people like T-E - Bengalipagla bhai, you must hire/employ very fine looking nurses.! That might increase his hayath!

[iDumb]

Immaturity in this thread is on another level. And thread opener wanted business solutions here. LOL.

[Tigers_eye]

Buy a gold bar. The real ones. Soon Little Rocket man will make sure that it goes sky rocketing (price wise). BOUND TO HAPPEN.

[DinRaat.]

In all seriousness, the ideas I recommended, are all booming businesses.

[BengaliPagol]

Originally Posted by iDumb
Immaturity in this thread is on another level. And thread opener wanted business solutions here. LOL.

typical BC thread tbh

[BengaliPagol]

i might consider selling cheap scrap metal that people may put in the junkyard here in Aus and send it over to BD. Big market for it in BD

[DinRaat.]

Originally Posted by BengaliPagol
i might consider selling cheap scrap metal that people may put in the junkyard here in Aus and send it over to BD. Big market for it in BD

Wouldn't exporting be expensive. Export it to China, trade is less unregularised over there.