Alternate Careers for our BD A team and U19 boys

[Jadukor]

The U19 team's campaign in England comes to an end today while the wonder boys of BD A team continue their search for further embarrassment. Having followed both teams closely so far, I have come to a conclusion that it is my responsibility to help these lads find alternate profession that really suit their skills.

Below is what i could immediately think of...
1. Restaurant waiter: I think because they are so used to choking themselves, they could really make a difference and save lives at restaurants through their anticipation skills

2. Demolition Workers: From the numerous batting collapses and demolition of career averages and economy rates it is quite evident that they would excel at this profession also

3. Movie Stars: lets face it.. each of these guys are comeback kings and one is a certified drama queen. If Stalone can make Expendables 3 with one active jaw muscle who are we to judge? In any case it would take flops of Mnightshaya-amaremairafalan-esque proportion to end their movie careers. So overall it is a safe career choice

4. Hadudu players: cricket requires a lot of brain and hadudu requires a strong knee. With brain safely located inside knees... i think they would make damn fine hadudu players

5. Dressing Room Decorators: Particularly suitable for this profession are all the batsman of both teams. I think with such short stays at the crease, these lads have spent more time in the dressing room than any other cricketer in the world so who better to look at the finer points of dressing room decoration than Rockibul and co?

If you guys have further suggestions please free to share. We really ought help these guys out since the coaches and support staff apparently can't

[Nadim]

Krishi kaj

that way they will be much fitter and stronger for kabadi later in their life

[sum_1]

cont....
6. Can be used as a guide to making Maggi noodles.

1. Boil 2 and 1/2 cups of water in a pan.
2. When the batsman goes in to bat, break the noodle cakes and put in the boiling water.
3. When the batsman gets out, take out the contents of the pan, mix it with the masala powder and serve while hot.

[meazz1]

Or keep playing for BD until our selectors realize they messed up in selection process!

[MohammedShamim]

How did Shakib, Tamim, Mushy perform at U-19 level in any tournment or series played in England?:

This is the only way we can judge if the current crop are rubbish or its just down to the conditions! This I say for U19!

For the A Team, Enough is Enough. We need players like Shabbir, Tajizul Islam, and others (Empty stock... can't think anyone)

[NoName]

Lol what would be a career similar to letting the opposition always getting their personal bests against you?

[Moh899]

How about politicians? Im sure Bangladesh needs some more Politicians.

[Zeeshan]

thik temon ekta jomlo na jaduda

btw howar iz tinah... itz sayez that welcome to our newest member tina27...where iz she...take to dekchi na

[Zeeshan]

jadu da ki mind korlen naki? Thing is soccer20reverse already thought of sth. similar....

http://www.banglacricket.com/alochon...ad.php?t=29863

[Jadukor]

Naah mind korbo keno.... The thread was born out of frustration after a string of pathetic performances.

[Max100]

nice tread. after a long time enjoy some funny thread

this boys dont know how to win, something missing (may be bad captaincy)

performances not too bad

anamul, ziaur, mominul performed well

under 19--mehedy hasan and mosaddek hossain was promising

[Rabz]

Become a cricket expert on Banglacricket.

[Jadukor]

Time to edit thread title and add u-23 superstars to this list

[Max100]

i dont know what is wrong with bangladeshi player: A team, under 19, under 23 all are performing bad. that means almost 45 bright prospect are not working. i think this is the worst phase of BD cricket

dont know only tamim-shakib-nasir-mushy--how much they can change against NZ team

[reyme]

Talk show host...we have many talk show and we need lot of host and cricket experts

[Roni_uk]

just join the national team and keep the momentum going

[meazz1]

Become coaches and selectors of BD team one day.

[NoName]

Retire and start a family, never letting their children know they were once a "BD Superstar".

[simon]

no matter what these boys are somewhat athletes, so I suggest they join Shibli-Nipa nrittodol , traditional dance is what theyshould be good at, paa e nupur,kamiz , dhuti, komore orna pechano, mukhe make up.

momochitte nrite nritte ke je bajey
tata thoi thoi
tata thoi thoi
tata thoi thoi

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[SS]

Plz make this sticky...if they ever visit BC they should read this thread and change their career

[Night_wolf]

Originally Posted by NoName
Retire and start a family, never letting their children know they were once a "BD Superstar".

lol, they would proudly tell their kids that they played for BD team once and their kids will Brag about it

this happens when you set the goal bar so low, guys like Kayes,Naeem probably thinks they have done enough getting selected for play and if they score some slow 50s its bonus

[SS]

Originally Posted by simon
no matter what these boys are somewhat athletes, so I suggest they join Shibli-Nipa nrittodol , traditional dance is what theyshould be good at, paa e nupur,kamiz , dhuti, komore orna pechano, mukhe make up.

momochitte nrite nritte ke je bajey
tata thoi thoi
tata thoi thoi
tata thoi thoi

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Bhai Sibli Nippa to at least nachte pare... Era to Tao shetao parbna...faki maira par paiya jabe

[affan_ayan]

they can work as "muchi"..ei shob muchi gulare carrabean shagore fala-i diya asha uchit..ei gulare deshe anar ki dorkar

[NoName]

Originally Posted by Night_wolf
lol, they would proudly tell their kids that they played for BD team once and their kids will Brag about it

They will rue the day when those kids go onto CI and check out their glorious stats

[simon]

Originally Posted by SS
Bhai Sibli Nippa to at least nachte pare... Era to Tao shetao parbna...faki maira par paiya jabe

shundor shundor meye knrittoshilpi der dekhle thik i phaal diya uthbe eigula.