Top 10 Excuses to stay home and not go to work on Tuesday June 21?

[CTazim]

On Tuesday, Bangladesh plays England, let's compile all the excuses to stay home. So, anyone?

[al Furqaan]

I can't come to work because my wife wanted me to clean my side of the bathroom.

[Tasin]

1. It's raining '4's and '6's (cats and dogs) !
2. My car's "Inswinging" towards the cricket field, can't control it !
3. I am "Stumped" !
4. Caught the 'Cricket' fever !
5. Lost my way in the 'Cricket statistics' !
6. Bounced back to the cricket field by a "Bouncer" !
7. Feeling too silly at the 'Silly point' to come to the office !
8. Afraid of getting "Caught" at the act of sneaking back to the office late !
9. Restricted from going to the office by the 15 overs rule !
10. 'Caught behind' by the winning euphoria !

[Rubu]

are those your invention Tasin? very funny.

but in case you got it from some place else, it would be more appropriate to state the link.

[Tasin]

Wrote those by myself.

Edited on, June 20, 2005, 1:48 AM GMT, by Tasin.

[sadhat]

Originally posted by Tasin
Wrote those all by myself .

U are as talented as Ash! One bottle for u!

Edited on, June 20, 2005, 12:54 AM GMT, by sadhat.

[Tasin]

:embaressed:

Thanks.

[Sami]

Tasin...

for a while i almost dismissed this as a copy paste job... nice stuff.

[AsifTheManRahman]

i have the hardest mid term that day

[Tasin]

Originally posted by radicalsami
Tasin...

for a while i almost dismissed this as a copy paste job... nice stuff.

Thank you :embaressed:

[Hatebreed]

I have day off ! woohoo!

Does anyone know any website where I can watch tuesday's game live? I don't have the premium sports channels

let us know plz

[LateCut]

I cannot start my car. An irate Aussie fan ***ed in my gas tank.

Edited on, June 20, 2005, 2:43 AM GMT, by LateCut.

[LateCut]

Good stuff Tasin!

You can add this.

I am Squarly not Cut for this job anymore.

I have longed on and off to be my my own boss and not come to the office whenever I feel like.

I was hit by a bouncer last night at a pub.

[PoorFan]

Guys, don't do that, go to work and keep free from mental depressed. There is a high possibility of BD playing with old fashion and you will be looser in both way. ( lying and loosing )

[AsifTheManRahman]

i agree with poorfan.

[cisco-guy]

To my Boss,
Working from home today.
Must finish all the Performance Reviews.........

[Mahir]

i have physics exam the next day! But I will watch the game nonetheless!!!

Edited on, June 20, 2005, 4:06 AM GMT, by MasterBlaster.

[thebest]

Definately I would not watch. I would check crickinfo evry 30 min. last time it works. because last time whenever i watch there was some disaster for BD.

[Niceman70]

Originally posted by thebest
Definately I would not watch. I would check crickinfo evry 30 min. last time it works. because last time whenever i watch there was some disaster for BD.

Thats superstitious belief.

[Tasin]

Addendum


11. Stopped one block past my office because of the “Pace” !
12. Still spinning from the ‘Spin Ball’ !
13. Ended up in ‘New York’ due to the ‘Yorker’ !
14. Declared ‘Out’ by the police due to drinking after the win
15. And afraid to go to the office because of the roar of the Tigers !



:P:P:P:P

[cricfanz]

my mum agreed to let me skip school on tues!!

[Cricket46]

I have a very very long meeting tomorrow. I hope Bangladesh bats first and I can see that part before my meeting starts. Rest assured, I will have my laptop with me and be logged on to bangladeshlive. The key is to find a place where no one can see my laptop screen.

I am not expecting a repeat of last Saturday’s performance. Those things don’t happen every time. But I surely am hoping we give a very good fight to England. Boy, how much they have dominated us.

[Orpheus]

I got diarrhea. Can't stop pooping on England.

[Sorry]

it is a day nighter which means fans from bd will not miss anything. in the uk, we will miss first couple of hours if we go to work.
my advise will be- wait for the toss, if bd has to bat first go to work. it is gonna be same old story.

[Faceoff]

Thank god, it is a day night match. For the last match I missed half an hour while driving to work. Hopefully this time i will not miss a bit of action.